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I'm old school; I'm new wave Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan

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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 16h
this whole story is heinous and an indictment of our justice system. that said, imagine how surreal it must feel to have been executed by the state and then wake up. fully accepted your fate and lost consciousness like few ever do, then you just... open your eyes. what must that do to a person?
AP News notification:
Breaking News
Christa Pike is conscious and speaking at a hospital nearly a week after Tennessee's failed execution, her attorneys say.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we've always been cursed against this team. I expected a loss today but not a blowout. but check out this box score from 2014 - truly seen nothing like it since, outplaying mizzou everywhere except 1 KEY stat, and they more than tripled our score
Mizzouri 42 - Florida 13
Florida is easily winning in almost every statistical category (e.g., 283 total yards to 119) but has 6 turnovers, leading to a huge blowout in the opposite way you'd expect
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's giving. it is giving. this is what it's giving.
Old Trump tweet from 29 Jun 13

"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn"  It's called genes!
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
maybe I will ease my nerves vis-a-vis the state of the world and everything in it by a little light reading about the world and everything in it ceasing to be a problem anymore
Notification from Libby
Nuclear War
Your hold at Orange County Library System is ready for you to borrow!
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucking evil, torturous country man. the number of despicable things that have to happen to make this exact headline spawn
AP News story
U.S. News
Tennessee governor halts executions after inmate survives lethal injection attempt
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a primal urge in any city where the corruption has spread
Me flickong off Trump Tower in NYC near Christmas
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
both experimental, but both smell like resounding successes
Two cheesecakes in pie tins. One is textured with brown flecks and has cinnamon sticks on top. The other is a citrus yellow with a lime slices on top. They look incredible.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the phrase "duke is 4-0 and scored 62 points today" makes perfect sense in the basketball context but it's like dividing by 0 in a football context
Score results from the ESPN app. It's for Duke, whose logo is a blue gothic-ish D. The score is 62 points, and the record is 4-0.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fighting the urge to make things "political" in the family chat by saying "the fbi's top recruit"
Joke setup from my dad: What do you get when you cross human dna with zebra dna?
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
republicans whenever
The "JUST WALK OUT" meme from Da Share Zone
Just Walk Out
You can leave!!
Work
Social thing 
Movies
Home
Class
Dentist
Clothes shoppi
Too fancy weed store
Cops if your quick
Friend ships
If it sucks... hit da bricks!!
Real winners quit
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah my truck is the one with the officially licensed the passion of the christ front license plate. yeah, the one that looks brand new in the year 2026.
Black Toyota truck with an official The Passion of the Christ front license plate. It's just the logo for the movie.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just sharing a v nice double rainbow, pls don't get rainbolt to dox me
Very nice double rainbow against gray clouds. Palm trees, oaks, etc are visible underneath.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the office across from mine is having a 9/11 party??
An office door. Several delivery boxes are in front. Through the windows, the floor appears covered in multicolored balloons.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's extreme malpractice to report this as if it's true and make it the top story of the day
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AP's Morning News Brief
Unpacking President Trump's pledge of $5,000 to every U.S. adult if the GOP wins the upcoming elections.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ms rachel cooking you at the line then giving you the brutal "you can do anything if you put your mind to it" pep talk like tim duncan coaching up opposing players mid-game
"That was a good move, but you have to go harder into my body, so that you either draw a foul or prevent me from blocking you," Duncan said, as Thomas later shared on "Facebook."

Thomas recounted that he froze mid-stride. Was this trash talk? Genuine coaching? He wasn't quite sure, so he just mumbled "OK" and kept moving.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
did this instead of going to work
Bok Tower Gardens in Lake Wales, Florida. A plant with orange and white foliage in the foreground, palm trees jn the mid, and a big tan bell tower in the background. A bunch of gigantic lilypads floating in the water. An eastern black racer snake, about 4 feet long, eating something it caught in the water. A little alligator swimming around
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just think... this could have been my team if they'd landed their top choice for head ball coach
ESPN push notification 
More on SEC-LSU dispute
SEC presidents, chancellors will meet Thursday to decide whether to terminate LSU as a member institution, filing reveals
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh sick, an alternative. now to look up what germany was up to during world war ii
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Alternative for Germany
A far-right party wins regional election but falls short of majority to form country's first far-right state government since World War II
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh, the huge manatees!
Two manatees swimming in the Indian River near Vero Beach in Florida. Both are breaching the water and one manatee has its flipper on the other's back in a hug-like pose. The manatees are of normal size, but the pun doesn't work if I say that.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my mom had a similar response, and hell, maybe you're both right
Message from my mom re: ethereal horrors awakening during the blood moon 
"I hope they do! Shake things up a bit"
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
could this week get any worse
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Ratko Mladic dies
The Bosnian Serb general who oversaw atrocities in Bosnia during the 1990s, has died in prison at age 84, state television says.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's sort of like how if you're expecting something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it's room temp, it's going to feel like your mouth is on fire
Tim Hiedecker in the I Think You Should Leave sketch "Game Night"
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
so relieved to see this is from the bird identification app people and not a democratic fundraising email
Email push notification 
Chris Wood, Cornell Lab of Ornithology
Migration: majestic but dangerous
Help make the world safer for birds
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
don't know the politics of either of these school board candidates from my hometown, but I never sausage an indictment of our broken electoral system
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
found something for when a motherfucker is being too white
A pic of the old-school arcade game Karate Champ where presumably the person wearing white won the match, so the ref is holding up a white flag and shouting "WHITE"
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
here's a comprehensive list of the hadestown characters who can "get it"
Wikipedia screenshot of the entire cast of Hadestown: The Musical, the production made for movie theaters in 2026.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
once you all give up the thumbs,
Microsoft grammar check for the phrase "Once you all give the thumbs-up," with "the thumbs-up" underlined in blue. The suggestion is "up the thumbs," meaning Microsoft wants me to say "Once you all give up the thumbs." Busted ass.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
no kings except king don romiro and no queens except queen dona luciana
Medieval Times. Six champions on six horses, at an indoor restaurant.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hope this dog gets found and returned to the owner, but this is such a funny photo to choose to attach. not one of the comments acknowledges the particular action the dog is taking or the knowing look on its face
Screenshot from Facebook. The image shows a small brown dog in a parking lot peeing on a bush and glaring at the photographer. The dog is extremely cute, all told. 

Text:
Lost and Found Pets in Apopka
Dog wandering around Publix Kelly Park parking lot. Couldn't catch him.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yes... yesssss... wait, fuck
Screenshot of Bluesky trends, cut off at a very specific character.

2. Trump's DeaThe full text of the Bluesky trend:

2. Trump's Deal
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
here's a racist to block, if you like
Bluesky user royathome dot bsky dot social replying to me, quoting something for anti-Muslim purposes 
"when your Lord [Allah] inspired to the angels, 'I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed [muslims]. I [Allah] will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved [non-muslims], so strike upon the necks [behead] and strike from them every fingertip.'"  
– Quran 8:12 (Sahih int.)
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
searching for "ai" to insult people you've never interacted with is exactly the kind of weird, anti-social behavior you'd expect from someone who makes being pro-ai their whole thing
Bluesky user cummington.wang, with an AI fox avatar, responding to something I posted that was modestly anti-AI: 

i’ll see your “if your event has ai art on the flyer i’m not attending” and i’ll raise you a “if you’re the type of person to throw a tantrum over ai art, nobody fucking wants to see you at this party, Sharon”
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
Bosnian war criminal Slobodan Praljak drinking poison after being convicted at the Hague
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
xbox approximately once every other week:
The classic post from Mike Fossey on Twitter:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of movie I was trying to do]
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
saw the worst thing in the world today
A Cybertruck painted black with a big image of the Heath Ledger Joker on it and a bunch of graffiti-style phrases like "Why so serious?" and "Ha ha ha." It sucks asshole.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
that's really interesting, vis-a-vis historical events that have happened regarding presidents visiting the greater dallas metro, very interesting
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President Trump announces Republicans will hold their first-ever midterm convention in Dallas in September
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Out at the Great American State Fair having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
Nathan Fielder laughing. Just out of frame: His friends, laughing too.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
does anyone know if there's a better word than "ceasefire" for "militaries keep attacking each other"
Push notification from AP News: 
Iran War
The U.S. military says it has struck multiple targets in Iran as the ceasefire is strained by a second day of attacks.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
seems like everyone on here got mamdani, but what stuck out most to me is how often I thought "I absolutely believe x except in this very specific circumstance, which happens to be active right this very moment."
86% Woke 14% Chud
44% Techbro 56% Neo-Luddite
39% Hopepilled 61% Doomer
77% Davos 23% Dubai
Your closest match:
Zohran Mamdani
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
literally the best and only proper celebration of america in like the last 2-4 generations
Screenshot of the tweet from Giannis Antetokounmpo in 2014:
"I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
something needs to happen today or over the weekend that really emphatically shows that this is unacceptable, ethically and cosmically speaking
AP Breaking News
Elon Musk becomes the world's first trillionaire after SpaceX opens for trading at $150 per share, giving the rocket maker a market value of $1.96 trillion
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"basketball game" is trending on bluesky and some of you still think this isn't the world wide web's #1 home for sports on the internet
The Bluesky trends. There's a banner that says "Happening now: 2026 NBA Finals"

Top trend is "Knicks"
Second trend is "Basketball Game"
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the dying american empire (and its dog)
One of those 12-foot skeletons with a skeleton dog next to it. Both are decked out in American flag clothes, bandanas, hats, etc.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I mean, there's plenty of things to hate about florida sometimes, but the sunsets aren't among 'em
Some dudes playing basketball during sunset. The sky is bright pink, purple, and orange. It's incredible. The court is green and almost glowing under a bright light. The hoop and players are almost silhouetted.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
wemby should find trump in the crowd and do the "shame on you" finger waggle at him. heal the nation.
Push notification from ESPN:
Trump to attend Game 3
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Screenshot of a video from Caleb Pitts, a bald man who has written "I heart eating shit" on his head. The caption says:
"Guess who just got kicked out of Starbucks for..."Continuation of the video. The next caption says:
"You guessed it. Being white."
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
yeah, it's called congress. I said it's called congress. the place where time moves backward. is congress.
Bullshit clickbait push notification from Yahoo: "Scientists find a place where time moves backward"
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
we took a photo of this dog before and after we told her "go get it"
Eevee, a dog with a brown and black fur pattern, staring intently at the head of a stuffed gray sloth toy. She is very serious and is showing incredible self-control. Eevee, 0.01 seconds after the previous pic. She's a black, brown, and white blur, whole mouth wrapped around the stuffed sloth's head. She wants to kill it. Its continued existence is an affront to her honor.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
good moon out tonight folks
A crescent moon, almost fully dark, next to the planet Venus. It's framed by some tree branches and leaves.
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
wemby makes the "it's media" guys look normal
The old cartoon panel where a man is chasing another man with a knife, but the camera lens crops it so it looks like the victim is the attacker. The characters' limbs as they run can only be described as akimbo.
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