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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
man sorry but the people i see out there who are acting like cutting off your family is purely some individualist phenomenon of social media seriously need to spend time with more LGBTQ people
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Concerned orange. 🍊 Photo from my collection, 1967.
Faded, warm toned color photo of a shorthaired orange tuxedo tabby sitting on a speckled linoleum floor next to a wooden table and chairs. It’s very pretty and looks off to the right with a slightly worried expression but relaxed body language
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Yomi the Goblin @yomithegoblin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gobtober Day 4: Wizard "F@$%! Why are these books so complicated with all this math!?" Wanted this to be a funny one more so because in alot of meida with wizards they have books and usually the magic can be pretty complex. 😂
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Max @majuuorthrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been A Time
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Yomi the Goblin @yomithegoblin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Decided to participate in Gobtober this year with @goblinpink.bsky.social prompts for costumes and this one I tried to finish yesterday but I am a devil for details! 😂 Gobtober Day 1: Vampire! 🦇 Includes a close up of the illustration! :3
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Max @majuuorthrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was up pretty late last night painting the kitchen ceiling and I can't really tell when I'm napping sometimes I do think going to see a musical about scalectrix cars' relationship drama was a dream though It wasn't a very good musical either
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 29/09/2026
Being woke is good, kids. Being anti-woke doesn't make you an edgy leftist. It just makes you a bigot.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I MADE IT ONTO USER WAS BLOCKED! I WAS THIS BLOCKER! 🥳
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MAGNIFICENT find at the flea market today!!
Cell phone photo of a white female hand in a green sweatshirt sleeve, holding up a ceramic cream picture the handle of which is a polkadot cat with a striped tail. It is mostly an opalescent white, but the details are in opaque black. 
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently we have ongoing IT issues. The Wi-Fi signal keeps dropping and nobody can work out why. IT have investigated and believe they’ve identified the problem. There appears to be a large tangerine obstruction sitting directly on top of it
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tfw you wake up not knowing what year it is
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, laying in a sunny window. He makes a silly face, he is squinting and his tongue is sticking out slightly. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, lays in a green bed in the background.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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Max @majuuorthrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is day one of kitchen renovations There's a lot of crashing
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
moopsy perfec t companion for a way mission very Soft and Trustworthy take Moopsy on mission. no problems ever with moopsy because good Shape and not hungry for bones. Moopsy yes perfect for mission put moopsy on mission can trust moopsy for giveing good mission support. friend moopsy
The Moopsy from Star Trek. It has all the cutest features from every adorable animal at once. It's an adorable little marshmallow cat with a boopable face. What could go wrong?
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚
A shelf of books by JRR Tolkien
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Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're in a pickle... help us rate these Goose pics on scale of "Awww!" to "Mayor of Squee City!!!" p.s. If you have cute aggression brought on by manul bleps, fair warning.
A Pallas's cat with long, dense fur and distinctive markings, such as a fluffy tail and rounded ears, is perched on a rocky surface, intently looking at the camera.A Pallas's cat stands on a mossy surface, looking forward with its mouth slightly open, exposing teeth. The background is blurred, highlighting the cat's dense fur and intense expression.A Pallas's cat perched on a rocky surface, looking to the side with its tongue sticking out. Its fur is thick and gray with patches of white.A Pallas's cat with thick, grey fur is standing on rocky terrain, looking upward. The background features a stone surface and a small cave opening.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Suddenly feeling terrible that I’ve never given my cats a tiny typewriter. Photo from my collection, 1966.
Photo of a white and light ginger, medium haired, tabby kitten, looking down at a miniature typewriter and raising one paw as if about to smack it. He’s standing on brown carpeting in a living room setting.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO WITHOUT GILLS ITS NOT, A FISH... BUT W/O FINS, ITS ALSO NOT A FISH, Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026
*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat standing on its hind legs to investigate an open fridge, but looking over at the camera. Handwritten text on the edge reads “The raid”.
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is happening is a national government completely abdicating its own duty because they want to be popular on one internet website with a rigged algorithm
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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
making early-career employees use generative AI is akin to handing them a full mug of coffee and saying "you're going to spill that on someone above you in the organization, whether you like it or not, and the fun part is you won't even know you're spilling it until they stand up and get mad"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026
@aaron.bsky.team can you give a solid answer to why this “toxicity score” nonsense wouldn’t just end up like this? because it’s gonna end up like this.
Bluesky Toxicity Bot - Scanning...

Totally Not a Bigot ;)
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I think all minorities should be rounded up and executed

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: No swears here! Hurray for respectful discourse!

Regular Person
regularperson.bsky.social
Shut the fuck up you hateful piece of shit

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: Uh oh! Looks like someone's not being very nice. :(
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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Max @majuuorthrus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
70% water and all my body does is make snot with it
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Venus 𓃹 @venusposting.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
at the end of a rainbow is a pot of gold ❌ bunny ✅✅✅
a rabbit sitting on a bed with a rainbow painted on the wall behind them
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There really is an expectation in cis society that trans people ought to accept second class status. In voting for anti trans “goodies”, in accepting segregation. Always just an outrage at not accepting oppression and our status as lesser
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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Trying to take a cute photo of Bella and this is what happened. Esme doesn't even know what a photo is but she knows she's supposed to be the subject.
Bella, a chihuahua-type dog nestled into a faux-fur blanket. Her nose is blocked by blurry Esme, another chihuahua-type dog, doing a photobomb.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When disabled people oppose Assisted Dying, it’s almost never from a religious point of view. It’s not because we’re anti-choice or that we want to force people to suffer. We oppose it because society devalues disabled lives and uses these programs in an unethical manner. They become eugenics. 🧵
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

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Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

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Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

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Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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Anine Hartmann @aninehartmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
«Most trans people aren’t trans, they are seriously mentally ill, and so are you» This is what my primary care doctor told me when I first came out, citing his wife, a PhD student at the national gender clinic. Now, having been found guilty of misconduct, all her work is being retracted ⬇️
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The gang
Two black-and-white cats are licking their lips, while a tabby-and-white cat sits beside them with its tongue slightly out
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Doodlecats @doodlecats.com · 11/09/2026
Sorry for this post with absolutely no cats in
a cartoon cat hiding behind a curtain so only his feet and tail are showinga cat hiding under a blanket but only their front half is hiddena cat hiding in a box but his ears are sticking out the top and he's looking out through a hole in the side
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Greek god Zeus is now working as the mascot for Macy pachinko parlors in Japan.
A golden figure with a beard and a toga stands in a carpeted hallway.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
real sick of hearing people use their Reasonable Bipartisan voice to agree that "the state must be the final authority on the gender of minors" is a sensible compromise and not a line from a cyberpunk dystopia
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