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The Maine Millennial

@mainemillennial.bsky.social
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She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald.com "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local mom. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.

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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 4h
So are we forbidden by the Catholic Religion, to say,
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 7h
Four little paws, soft and white 🤍
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 17h
static.klipy.com
Ditka Shouts 'Go Bears!'
ALT: Ditka Shouts 'Go Bears!'
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
elves: *frolicking, picking flowers in a meadow, not doing any work* conservative dwarves: *glaring* fucking elfare queens
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stripes and shark socks
A baby in stripes shark socks and a striped pair of pants
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths: Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.” Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026
Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.
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Rude 8647 Fulk @rudefulk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
IYKYK
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hoorah!
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎵 you drink sixteen beers and what do you get? another day older and deeper in *throws up out the window of the company store* 🎵
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans people: gender is mostly vibes and chemicals. we're just trynna be happy in our bodies legions of cis people: i will devote the rest of my life to trying to destroy you with fire
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an internal investigation by cats into whether they have been fed, concludes that they have not.
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am feeling an emotion and that emotion is pissed off
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok first of all we have plenty of transgender episcopal ministers right here in Maine, he didn't have to post a dude from Texas
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Collins Watch @collinswatch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Susan Collins funds the Leonard Leo-backed disinformation outlet this guy works for and gives him interviews all the time. That's who she is and what she's about. #MEpolitics
Steve Robinson tweet: Bewildering ad on the Susan Collins debate Youtube stream featuring this transgender Episcopalian minister
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's true
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I'm Gender Critical. The scientists say if I take on any more gender, it could trigger a meltdown for the entire system
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man has a lot of faith in his skills as a lobbyist
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/10/2026
idk needs work
Picture of hands changing a smoke alarm battery. The text reads: In brightest day. In blackest night. I shall sound with all my might. When there's a fire or when my battery is dead if you forgot to change it. Which you did. Good morning, it's 3AM. Smoke alarms chirp all night! Check the expiration dates on your smoke alarms. Test the batteries. Oath optional.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anand is the best (and I'm doing an event with him at, yes, @cityartssf.bsky.social Thursday, for his new book Man in the Mirror). Couldn't agree more that cities are refuges or places of last resort for people kicked out of rural/suburban/pseudo-idyllic America.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The right-wing idea is that somehow people cannot thrive amidst difference/diversity and cities demonstrate that they do and that lots of us find it enriching and rewarding to live among people who are not clones marching in lockstep. They treat diversity as a threat....
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🌟 women hold up way more than half the sky.🌷
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
far preferred this
peace is our profession
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
however the election shakes out, a minor lesson of 2026 is that maine is basically an alien planet where everyone is a grumpy old salt retiree at birth and we should consider giving them to canada as an apology and goodwill gesture for what we did to the Expos
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Acts 2:15
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🙌 🙌 hooray!
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That certainly makes the 2020 end of campaign Bill Green ad drop hit differently....
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hashtag blue collar babe
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Mike Sphar @mikesphar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
d&d character idea: a bard, but he's not slutty he's Stompin' Tom Connors just extremely flannel and Canadian
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i will shed no tears at this amazing news
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The parish newsletter should have 1990s clip art as nature intended
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do baby clothes have pockets. anything small enough to fit in those pockets is a choking hazard for babies
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly? Good luck to him
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Im so fuckin jealous
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got projectile vomited on twice yesterday 🙃
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor kiddo and poor mum
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came here to get this question answered ngl
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations to everyone except the unwilling older sibling
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen Right now we all dame mas gasolina
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snursing
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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DIG through the dishes and BURN through the dishes and SLAM in the back of my still doing dishes
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fish were always my favorite as a kis
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I smell like soup
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