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The Maine Millennial

@mainemillennial.bsky.social
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She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald.com "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local mom. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.

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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 7h
but not on the succeeding weekdays
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 3h
"I don't turn on my heater til October anyway" "October? I don't turn on my heater til it freezes!" "I never turn on the heat, I stay plenty warm" "I actually turn on my air conditioner" "That's nice if you've got a kid or something. My house is made of solid frozen nitrogen"
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 3h
climate change threatens our precious New England dominance rituals
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surely this could be useful for someone.
Odd Ladies Meet Tonight
--The Daily Item, 29 Mar 1961
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We normally try to keep this on the DL, but it’s true: We can fly.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
"He has one house" I lost it
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this headline worked on me both because i wanted to know more and I immediately thought "hey they're transporting ur mom to south portland"
‘Super oversize’ load begins 2-day journey from Jay to South Portland
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youth pastor voice
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Troy Jackson's son looks..... familiar.....
Troy Jackson and his son who looks like Pitbull??
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
🎵This is a warning that the 🎵Caves are precarious 🎵Caves are precarious
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw some Susan Collins canvassers while out on our evening walk....they were in a vehicle with out of state plates 🙄
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Susan Collins was accused of massive bribery and corruption days ago, glad everyone is focused on the important issues
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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 28/09/2026
Hey guys what should we call this service that makes moving easier?? Oh my god… I’ve got it..
An email headline that reads “Make your next move easy- with EasyMove™️”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Within the next year the interest on AI spending will come due and likely OpenAI still won’t get the $1.5tn IPO it needs to pay off the Venture Capitalists who’ve funded it and the whole bubble will burst, and all the credulous journalists will go “uwu how were we supposed to know?”
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many men knew about these groups and said nothing? Where are all you supposed male protectors? Silent, because men aren’t protectors. They’re just territorial.
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No hounds more loyal
A black and white American bulldog staring up at a baby in a high chair. A black and brown mutt of indeterminate origin is directly beneath the high chair
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instagram algorithm: here's stuff you like Twitter algorithm: here's stuff that makes you mad Facebook algorithm: you will now be dropped headfirst into a bizarre public feud involving a small business in a town you've never been to and several socially maladapted strangers
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you need help understanding it all, first remember that the US fought a decades-long War on Drugs, and drugs won.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
N'SYNC'D Cycles I'll see myself out now
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is 4 for £1.00.
Sign in a Clacton charity shop which reads Books 99p each. Fact based books 4 for £1.00
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The Rev. Andy McQuery @frandym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MACBETH: I bear a charmèd life, which must not yield To one of woman born. MACDUFF: Despair thy charm, And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee Macduff was from his mother’s womb Untimely ripped. MACBETH: Fuck.
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This comment was left on a column about, and I cannot emphasize this enough, going to the Oxford County Fair
This so called writer is an indoctrination implant by PPH
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Age of the Great Dessication is upon us
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hi welcome to cage full of rats can I take your order?
disco the grey and white hooded rat curiously peeking out from around the door of her cage
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's regulation because everyone was incredibly dysregulated, except for Karma, who has that bulldog chill about her
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
parents’ kitten has figured out that there are birds outside
Blue point Siamese kitten clinging to screen door with wide eyed expression
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Let the Right One In” (2008)
A scruffy blonde golden doodle on its hind legs peeks through a screen door, hoping someone will let him in or join him outside.
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BBC Pidgin will never lie to you
no underrate di size of pepper becos wen you cut an you go see how powerful and strong e be
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 generations. 4 dogs. 1 walk.
New York Times Bestselling Author Julia Spencer Fleming wrangles 4 mutts The maine millennial squinting into the camera while her mom looks at her grandson
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
paranormal podcaster: today i’m speaking to a man who says he regularly feels the presence of spirits. mysteriously, two of them appear to be related - a father, and a son. i’m meeting him today in his place of work. richard, hi. catholic priest: sorry what kind of podcast did you say this was?
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You misspelled "ten"
After nearly two years of allowing president trump to set their agenda, gop senators are grasping
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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing unites people across the political spectrum like deciding an invisible illness that disproportionately affects women is actually hysteria
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Susan Collins Very Concerned Susan Collins Might Be Corrupt
Susan Collins speaking.
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
substitute nouns for pronouns
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We live in a world where caterpillars make themselves a sleeping bag, liquefy themselves, and reassemble into a butterfly, but sure a girl becoming a boy is "too confusing"
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taking the captain and crew for a regulation walk
My arm holding onto a baby stroller and a double header leash
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It might actually be more effective at this point to say "people from New York are coming for Maine"
The socialists are coming for Maine
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently you can also get cheap ass botox at Marden's
Weird shiny Paul LePage
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you and I and everyone know how oats and beans and barley grow @raffic.bsky.social
static.klipy.com
Fading Smart Man
ALT: Fading Smart Man
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Danish kings be like...
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The Maine Millennial @mainemillennial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's my question: why did the graphic designer copypaste Matt Dunlap's eyebrows onto the cranky old lady
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will always remember fondly the student who finished an essay with the line "In conclusion, the early modern period marked a massive shit in European history."
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let me show you something Boomers were 100% right about:
Werther's Original candies
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026
Underestimate Susan Collins at your own risk. The lady wins elections in Maine. It's like her one thing.
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