Reposted by BortKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A used car salesman I work with started wearing a shooting sleeve at work under his polo a few weeks ago so every time I pass him I get in a defensive stance and keep a hand-up and then pretend the ref called an offensive foul or illegal screen and it’s driving him insane 6781
Reposted by BortHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Because she got a GREAT ASS! 261995506
Reposted by Borttreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight 39743145
Reposted by Bort"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 01/10/2026They say no one can hear you scream in space, but they don't say anything about people cheering as you're shoved out an airlock. Orbit's demise was the loudest reaction Houston heard all series. 26910
Reposted by BortHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Big House looks nice today, let’s get in there and do something absolutely disgusting boys 4801
Reposted by BortDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS 1047981
Reposted by BortPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026MPAA finally noticed Godzilla's been stark naked this whole time 313317
Reposted by BortLos Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today's Photo of the Game presented by Daiso. 0283
Reposted by BortCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The first career hit for Dodgers top prospect Josue De Paula was this freakin' moonshot 04610
Reposted by BortRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026they changed the name from "Department of Defense" and now Army is giving up 40 yard passing touchdowns on 4th down to lose the game 755172
Reposted by BortBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gus is calling Mateer “Johnny B Good” this is the top shelf shit I asked for 122417
Reposted by BortAndy Wagner @awagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@sickoscommittee.org enjoy the NC State band playing Petey Pablo at Lenovo Center during the weather delay 0135
Reposted by BortHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026never mind I found some perverted stuff to watch 921110
Reposted by BortHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 04/09/2026"It's amazing no one got hurt during the Colorado game, especially with Bill Goldberg there" 632261
Reposted by BortRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Rutgers invented college football in 1869 and has spent the last 160 years regretting the decision 13818141
Reposted by Bortweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 65114782260
Bort @magistralcradle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIFstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson: The Lesson Is, Never TryALT: Homer Simpson: The Lesson Is, Never Try 010
Reposted by BortMichael @bravesandbirds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just a complete and absolute lack of ball knowledge on the Right. 5067959
Reposted by BortThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane 033
Reposted by Bortadrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 18/08/2026it’s true. I ran over a guy in a crosswalk doing 75 the day clipse dropped “let god sort em out” 161
Reposted by BortThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026🎶And the rocket’s red glare, bunch of bombs in the air….gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag🎶 031
Reposted by BortMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The first THIS IS A GUY of the season everybody drink 1571732
Reposted by BortAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/08/2026You do not get to do the whole "baseball is ruined" thing because the Dodgers gave up two serious prospects, one of whom is 100 years old, for a two-month rental. On this particular thing, your team literally could have done it if they wanted 3038259
Bort @magistralcradle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I lived off campus my senior year of college with 5 friends and someone broke into the house. The cop said it was “an inside job because no one took the food in the freezer (?)”despite the blatantly obvious footprint on the back door where someone kicked it in and the cop left. 020
Reposted by Bort3Speed @3sp33d.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Somewhere Eddie Kingston is yelling “YOU AIN’T TERRY FUNK BROTHA!” at his tv 14310
Bort @magistralcradle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: It's Happening!ALT: The Office: It's Happening! 000
Reposted by BortSometimes known as Chu @camdencottage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026static.klipy.comMacho Man Randy Savage: You May Not Like It But Accept ItAlt: Macho Man Randy Savage: You May Not Like It But Accept It 121
Reposted by BortAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026WGN posted a meme of Kyle Shanahan as Mitch McConnell when reporting on his car accident. 201350233
Reposted by BortCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026<Kash walking into the courtroom all googly-eyed> Judge: CASE DISMISSED 556783
Reposted by BortStaci D. Kramer @sdkstl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026>>They did so despite this man’s administration erasing Jackie Robinson’s military service from the Department of Defense website, trashing it as “DEI.”<< 112922
Reposted by BortJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/07/2026(Me when Doctor Doom's diabolical schemes mean there are now too many Florence Pughs) Hold up, let Doctor Doom cook 845831
Reposted by BortThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 19/07/2026That's not the umpire, Your Honor. 031
Reposted by BortCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Girl behind me shouting "don't drink it she's alive" to Leo at the climax of Romeo and Juliet and another girl in the theater yelling "bitch this story like a million years old" 402316312
Reposted by BortThe Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen, let us honor America as Mr. Pallazzo will now sing our national anthem 031
Reposted by BortNick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026static.klipy.comMark McGwire's Epic Dingers in The SimpsonsALT: Mark McGwire's Epic Dingers in The Simpsons 0172
Reposted by BortCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/07/2026<to the tune of Enter Sandman> EXIIIIIIT FLIIIIIGHT ENTER NIIIIIIIGHT TAKE MY HAAAAND BUDGET FLIGHT TO GERMANY 513913
Reposted by BortJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/07/2026College football gamers have defeated capitalism 1565097