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The creeping disappointment of a new football season

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Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 27m
England won 7-0? This is what happens when I pay no attention whatsoever. Well done me.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14h
“You’re only posting your scores to show off”, fucken right. www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 99🔥 98🔥 99🔥 95🏅 Final score: 977
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back in the Golden Days Of Twitter™️I used to @ Heather Small every week to answer her question from “Proud”I’d tell her how we’d got on in the pub quiz. #totp
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The emperor protects”
A space marine chaplain
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday Gordon
Stewart Copeland, a glorious lanky blonde white man, with his drums that have “FUCK OFF YOU CUNT” written on the skins in electrical tape as a message to Sting, who he wasn’t getting on with at the time.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who will like this? @xtasbe.bsky.social for the strokeplay, swing, Tim Munton & Alan Mulally mentioned; @saxylizbeth.bsky.social for 1990s Headingley. Also a large sweaty Derek Pringle, and Wasim having no luck at all. youtu.be/NedGXKrgU0o
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Rare England v Pakistan 1992 4th Test Highlights!
YouTube video by rugbydad678
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m reskeeting this for two reasons: 1. A block list of hashtags. So many hashtags to block 2. Nookie being Glad All Over
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m having a £9 #wankypint. It is, thankfully, bloody lovely.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’ve mixed it up with the Escher exhibition at Somerset House and think people can queue in different staircase dimensions
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a single mention of “legitimate concerns”, our set of cowards in government could learn from the big lad
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a question. We’ve a new starter in the team at work who is non-binary and identifies using they/them pronouns. People are, in the main, being absolutely normal about it because we all live in the real world where we respect each other.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some dipshit called Spencer Cohen @frankpizzaoffical in reply to Mic Wright:

I'm sorry but this post is ridiculous. Al music is the next step towards musical inspiration. It could help with so many different ideas for songs, as well as making composing music be more accessible for those with the inability to do so. Al will be far better at composing music than humans anyway.The “computer say I am alive” meme but with the idiot asking the computer to say it’s Mozart
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City is too difficult to sort out. I think we should sack off this season and reset football to how it was 100 years ago. Let’s check who was 1927 champion and going into the champions league. Blow me down, what a coincidence, it’s the team *I* support.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel sorry for those lads who are now going to get merged by the CIA just for planning on nicking a bit of diesel
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just accidentally punched myself in the face while scratching my nose.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a good slogan, I’ve been hoping Labour will fucking do something since the start of the Gulf War
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AGUEROOOOOO*
static.klipy.com
Blade Runner Movie: Man in the Rain
Alt: All those moments will be lost in time, like 114/115 tears in rain.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I, for one, salute our big headed cartoon king in the north and don’t think it’s embarrassing or anything.
The counterpoint guy
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has broken me. I'm a different guy now. The old me has died tonight.
The cardboard cutout Andy Burnham game of thrones chibi funko Pop thing that was on the stage at the labour conference possibly I'm not even sure if I believe it.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That gadgey in the new Slow Horses is him off of Andor
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to “The Bones of What You Believe” by CHVRCHES for the first time in ages. What an album this is, lxdses.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s Max from flight of the navigator, but yes.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The past participle of “sting” is “stang”, as in “mam, I got stang”
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have this ongoing theory that Sting is looking to retire back to the north east, live in Wallsend and drink in the Anson, but it’s just Trudi won’t let him
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Clocking off sharp.
Bomber and Moxie having a small German beer
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t see how Everton are going to get out of this
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why it comes but once a year.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Call this cunt’s bluff, intervene. Fire him out of a cannon into a wall.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had a bit of Louvana, Cypriot pease pudding, for tea. Could have done with a stottie dipped in gravy and a saveloy but very nice for furrin.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How come all these British people are going to Piddington? I thought they’d declared themselves independent and closed their borders
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see this dipshit is once again just shocked to discover the British state and legal system acting as it always has
The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social
As a criminal lawyer, it is wild to see so many obviously prosecutable offences committed by a single individual over a short period of time with such apparent impunity.
Emma Yeomans • @yeomans.bsky.social • 17h
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics.
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Tony Taylor @itstonyt10.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just had to play the princess of Manchester clip to cheer myself up.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucks sake. #thetelly
Me wanting to put Newcastle winning something on the NYT list
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Michael?” “Peter” “What do you know about straight people?”
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morrissey tremolo: You have never been in love, until you’ve prepared the public for difficult decisions
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michael Ironside just said “in an hour he’ll have Total Recall” in the film Total Recall. <Di caprio pointing at the telly> hashtag total recall
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dyer, Winstone AND Wrighty leading a West Ham themed conga to drink Blackpool dry of Guinness in a few weeks time
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My good lady her over there is, as has been documented, a Hull City fan. I’m not celebrating yet, we’ve seen where this ends.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congratulations to Taunton Dene services for being the worst service station I’ve ever been to, and I include the time I was at Woodhall northbound when all the shitters flooded
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve had a wild boar sausage roll from Gloucester South services.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s a load of Ferraris in the car park at Donington Services being admired by all of their owners and nobody else. My stage whisperered “HAIRDRESSERS SIR, THOUSANDS OF ‘EM” in the style of @yakhunt.net didn’t go down well with the lad who heard me.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks @praxiscast.bsky.social
A Plex summary of Smokey and the Bandit (1974)
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike Read’s calypso band, Mumford and Sons, Keith Rock, Morrissey all confirmed as Ed’s new tour mates.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck this
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tough first Stardo for Pardo
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This isn’t a good game. Can’t believe I’m being forced break out the Steve Bruce collection for the first time in a while. #thefootball
Steve Bruce not enjoying the match
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dogsmuck.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Concussion? Good, get him off. This sort of thing is to be encouraged.
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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Leeds’s press is bloody good. I don’t like it
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