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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 29m

Caroline Flint on Newsnight dressed in full Sororitas armour

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 31m

Dan Jarvis dressed up as a guard commissar to highlight poor discipline in schools

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 31m

Jon Ashworth driving a Leman Russ through red tape.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 32m

You’re all going to be regretting this morning’s discourse when the worst New Labour briefcase arsehole you can think of makes Warhammer the central pitch of their next campaign.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 21h

That’s restaurant food, and therefore “elevated” and not UPF. You’re not thinking in a classist enough way

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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why the fuck does he want to see Brad Pitt anyway?

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Clownf1st @clownf1st.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cup the balls and work the shaft Muskerhounds are always ready 🎶

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wor lass, who is always accusing me of replacing song lyrics with “touch me on the penis” just for the simple crime of always replacing song lyrics with “touch me on the penis” has just rolled her eyes so hard at me singing this out loud she’s given herself an ice cream headache.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

90 years since Cable Street. I’d do the “your boys took a hell of a beating”, but they’re all in charge these days.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No England band last night, presumably because they weren’t allowed anywhere near the 6000 bairns at the stadium.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No easy way of getting highlights from ITV. Well done ITV

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

England won 7-0? This is what happens when I pay no attention whatsoever. Well done me.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not that they do that well with beef, a nice slow-roasted pork shoulder, sage, apple, maybe some hazelnuts, and etc.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Right: I hate that the delicious, seasonal British autumn squash are lumped in with the spooky season, so people think they’re bland and not worth eating like Jack-o-lanterns, or at worst actually inedible; and also you can’t buy them after October 30th when they get replaced with cranberries

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“You’re only posting your scores to show off”, fucken right. www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 99🔥 98🔥 99🔥 95🏅 Final score: 977

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Back in the Golden Days Of Twitter™️I used to @ Heather Small every week to answer her question from “Proud”I’d tell her how we’d got on in the pub quiz. #totp

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I never knew my old pal Dan Carter off of A was in Bloodhound Gang* *we once went to a series of the same gigs in Norwich and by the end were saying hello and buying each other pints.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s called “mudchute” and it’s on the DLR if I recall.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For another Red Dwarf reference, I played the YouTube of their live set to our lass, and she wandered off singing “Ommmmmm” sarcastically to herself.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Who will like this? @xtasbe.bsky.social for the strokeplay, swing, Tim Munton & Alan Mulally mentioned; @saxylizbeth.bsky.social for 1990s Headingley. Also a large sweaty Derek Pringle, and Wasim having no luck at all. youtu.be/NedGXKrgU0o

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Rare England v Pakistan 1992 4th Test Highlights!

YouTube video by rugbydad678

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m reskeeting this for two reasons: 1. A block list of hashtags. So many hashtags to block 2. Nookie being Glad All Over

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They’ve mixed it up with the Escher exhibition at Somerset House and think people can queue in different staircase dimensions

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now he’s not Liverpool manager I’m inclined to like him again.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not a single mention of “legitimate concerns”, our set of cowards in government could learn from the big lad

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