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The creeping disappointment of a new football season

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Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Steve Harley, Cockney Rebel and Chief Inspector Hodgson #notTOTP

Roy of the yard

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Next up on your fun packed crackerjack it’s a fucking dirge from midge ure

Ed Stewpot Stewart in this year’s Hull top, preeenting crackerjack

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Who’s this pretty lady with the big hair playing her electric piano? Mick? That’s an interesting name #NotTOTP

Swiss Toni, trying to pull Mick Jagger

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

But can’t they both lose?

Manchester United vs Tottenham

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Herr Guitar”

Captain Gruber (Guy Siner) off of Allo Allo leaning on a bar with a brandy. It looks like he’s playing air guitar

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

sollte auch ein paar Zwiebeln für den Frau machen, nicht war?

A lot of onions frying in a pan. They’ll get browner.

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

German beers, sauerkraut, pretzels, hotdogs, picture of Nick Woltemade, a Ritter Sport for after. It’s Oktoberfest at ours the neet.

Lili von Schtupp (the great Madeleine Khan) and her gang of Prussian gentlemen, from Blazing Saddles

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Willem Defoe as the green goblin, shilling for the WWE

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Senator Vreenak of Romulus pointing out some obvious AI

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fuck hoverboards, I’ll take this future

Marty Junior from back to the future 2, congratulating Lorraine on rehydrating a marvel

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“The emperor protects”

A space marine chaplain

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy Birthday Gordon

Stewart Copeland, a glorious lanky blonde white man, with his drums that have “FUCK OFF YOU CUNT” written on the skins in electrical tape as a message to Sting, who he wasn’t getting on with at the time.

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alan Pardew enjoying the joke

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some dipshit called Spencer Cohen @frankpizzaoffical in reply to Mic Wright:

I'm sorry but this post is ridiculous. Al music is the next step towards musical inspiration. It could help with so many different ideas for songs, as well as making composing music be more accessible for those with the inability to do so. Al will be far better at composing music than humans anyway.

The “computer say I am alive” meme but with the idiot asking the computer to say it’s Mozart

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of five pints of Stella

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I, for one, salute our big headed cartoon king in the north and don’t think it’s embarrassing or anything.

The counterpoint guy

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Clocking off sharp.

Bomber and Moxie having a small German beer

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“MEAT PIE SAUSAGE ROLL BELTALOWDA GIZ A GOAL”

Wossercock off of the Expanse having a shout

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Mrs Columbo, gee whizz she’s political sometimes you know ma’am. Mrs Columbo she says she couldn’t give a shit who killed your husband as long as he’s dead. Anyway, goodnight ma’am”

Columbo hoping there’ll be a second murder like what you get in Morse

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fucks sake. #thetelly

Me wanting to put Newcastle winning something on the NYT list

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Eat shit, Gul Dukat (left)

Gul Dukat off of DS9 (Mark Alaimo) and Michael Ironside playing the baddies in Total Recall

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Although there are Rooks, top lads.

A Somerset Rook

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thanks @praxiscast.bsky.social

A Plex summary of Smokey and the Bandit (1974)

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m going to bed

Steve Bruce really not enjoying it

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This isn’t a good game. Can’t believe I’m being forced break out the Steve Bruce collection for the first time in a while. #thefootball

Steve Bruce not enjoying the match

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Spurs 0 again, you say?

Terry and Bob raising a glass to Sandro Tonali

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Fackin’”, innit?

Cockney Wanker, the median Londoner, off of the Viz

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The “heartbreaking” gadge off of the onion

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The football

The football

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I knew I’d seen the lad on the Theranos film before.

Pat Shortt in his I shot JR t shirt

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fash threatening to drown themselves is it?

Scott Seiss suggesting nothing but the best for the blackshirts

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The POP app doesn’t half make the new 555 trains look like the bad Terrahawk cubes painted yellow.

Metro map. Bad cubes

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Horseshit. She’s so posh her family has a fella on retainer to hold it for her.

The honourable Marina Dudley-Williams pretending she’s only a little bit pish

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

LADS! STOP BEING SHIT

Kevin Keegan shouting at some lads about to make a bad mistake

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“And now, a tribute to Chris Langham”

The chief from Scot Squad opening up his 1970s time capsule.

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Bored with me already

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Made a pal

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A mate has just dropped off a load of greenhouse surplus - tomatoes, big Anaheim chillies, a cucumber. Time to make a piping hot bowl of Gazpacho soup for tea.

Arnold “Mr Gazpacho” Rimmer, the dead git

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Jamie Redknapp just said that Elanga sometimes needs to speed it up and sometimes to slow it down

The best of Buck’s Fizz

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

But would you like to see the picture of the Specials taken just before the picture of Lovely Terry and the furious PussCat that @loudbasket.bsky.social will almost certainly have posted?

The Specials and some hay bales and a cat

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

You say that nobody had a better day than Dolly Parton when she wrote “I will always love you” and “Jolene” on the same day, but you forget about Steve Bruce and these lads

Harry “Slabhead” Maguire and Andy “Dressing Gown” Robertson signing for Hull City

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Simba singing “oh I just can’t wait to be king” from off of Shakespeare’s Hamlet the Lion King

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This is a harlequin ladybird larva isn’t it? What do I do with it?

Spiky orange and black motherfucker

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Chris Waddle’s reaction to the draw

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I blame Sky for that goal.

Steve Bruce overseeing a shambles

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

And yet he still took some time out of retirement to make his mark on the world.

The Russ Abbott headline

Captain Tom and his angels of death

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The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Gertcha

A resplendent Buffet

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Livid! At the seaside.

A pint and the North Sea

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This match has just flown by. I don’t feel I’ve aged at all.

Miracle Max, a sprightly young thing compared to me

The creeping disappointment of a new football season @magicdarts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“I went to the football. It was a quite bad tempered affair, I heard a man shout ‘Isak, you’re a blank’”

Terry Wogan tempting fate