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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DO YOU RECOGNIZE WHAT A BLESSING IT IS TO HAVE A BABY TO READ TO? And you’d give that up? Can’t FUCKING relate.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
basically, everyone should know how to do this.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The deployment of National Guard troops into cities has been so normalized that it barely merits a mention in the press or among the public anymore. D.C. remains occupied, Memphis is occupied, so is New Orleans... It's incredible to me.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will not be rewarded with: - sexual and/or romantic favors (sliding value scale relative to the chastity of rescued woman, however this can be applied to any woman, no matter how biblically libidinous) - government-issued tshirt, hat, or badge indicating you are “one of the good ones” - parade
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will be rewarded with: - uncomfortable silence probably - maybe you will lose that friend idk is that such a big deal
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the correct response to ANY sexual assault, btw. make rapists fucking afraid.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's just a Rube Goldberg machine that unplugs your computer
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
This is Fascsim 101. Intro to Fascism. Fascism Redux.
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Visibly queer femme and on the train in a mask today: I SWEAR I have nothing to do with the discourse please god not the discourse
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m genuinely shocked at the people on here who think long covid isn’t real. Seriously? Your actuaries, departments of health even the freaking department of defense know it’s real. Apparently people used to think MS wasn’t real. There’s a long history of telling sick people they’re crazy.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 18/09/2026
Cannot believe we are still here—and this is an attitude that enables law enforcement, that they have permission to rape sex workers
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is bad analysis, I'm sorry. He "unearthed" NOTHING. The bigotry and racism have been here. He knew this because he was and is a racist bigot himself.
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Jay Dee @taarguschonus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are way too many people that believe that we are a temporarily occupied country and once Trump is gone the day will be saved and we'll go back to being the good guys. Trump is not a virus he's a symptom.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Applies to unionized labor but also Pretty much any time you have a rep or advocate, dear god bring them Get that ADA accommodation filed, not the good graces of your employers. Bring a patient advocate before the surgery. Connect with the care coordinators before you lose your insurance.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 18/09/2026
if you EVER get called for a meeting and they say “don’t bring a union rep” bring a union rep
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ooh ooh ooh squatters movement next!!!
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 18/09/2026
“we’re not like the Netherlands, it’s always been like that”
b/w photo of Dutch traffic violence protestsb/w photo of Dutch traffic violence protests b/w photo of Dutch traffic violence protests, a die-in with thousands of cyclists laying down in the street with their bikes
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is my weary song. lol. No one hears it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who loves you baby
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
getting a vanity license plate that says ‘NOTSOFAST’ and driving 5 below the limit everywhere just to really piss people off
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI "whistleblower:" We have invented magic. It's freaking me out how good our magic is. I am an evil sorcerer. Tech press: My God... why would he lie about this
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
You might remember us from five minutes ago telling you NFTs and crypto was the future then running off with all your money. Here we are again with another fucking thing that sucks.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And I'll add finally that even if you aren't inviting them to the tent, there are some lines you don't cross even for temporary alliance on legislation. You don't fuck with Nazis. You don't fuck with anti-vaxxers. And not for nothing, there's a lot of overlap between the two.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
according to these industry folks, the total amount of carbon removal last year from the removal industry was just over a couple dozen megatons. that is, for all intents and purposes, a rounding error on global emissions (IEA puts us on track for ~40 gigatons/year). www.climefi.com/blog-posts/2...
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Durable carbon removal in 2025: market review and key numbers
The durable carbon removal market saw a 299% year-on-year increase in 2025 vs 2024, with 29.6 million tonnes of CDR contracts signed across 56 deals.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
at this point: carbon removal is, at best, essentially a research project. renewable expansion is a policy project
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Part of research is wandering in the literature and making unexpected connections, finding the questions you didn’t know to ask. I don’t see a good way to do that while relying mainly on LLMs to do literature searches.
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Ian @ianagp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On the one hand: cartoonishly evil. Beyond parody. On the other hand: if you don't like the idea of severe economic pressure being the primary motivation behind someone's enlistment, you're going to hate hearing how militaries recruit.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
The Supreme Court, in every money-in-politics ruling:
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Honors roll student who applied for legal admission through the now-defunct CBP app. Lost his college sports scholarship when the feds revoked TPS for all Haitian refugees. Wanted to be a doctor. They're killing our kids, our neighbors www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Haitian student dies by suicide after ICE issued him an ankle monitor
Pierre Damas Bel, 20, of Springfield, Ohio, expressed feeling “shame and humiliation” at having to wear an ankle monitor. The college student died by suicide days later.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026
point of order, she says he's "virtue signaling" which is not technically correct. quitting a paid gig that would advance your career is more accurately described as "having virtues"
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Please won’t someone ruin Philadelphia
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
“Capitalist bullshit is bad, therefore perimenopause isn’t a serious problem” is actual clown work
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Ok what the actual fuck, @wired.com!!!! Calling perimenopause a “buzzword” is wild, misogynist work that minimizes a decades long feminist movement to raise awareness about women’s health This article could have been good but instead is … very very bad
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Inside the Perimenopause Industrial Complex
How an alliance of tech startups, MAHA operatives, and actual medical experts made millennial women the new face of hormone therapy.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming" it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
"some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called "pheromone-maxxing" hoping their natural scent will make them more attractive
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/08/2026
NEW: These local jails in Florida were supposed to detain immigrants for only up to 72 hours, per DHS. One woman was rebooked 10 times, spending a cumulative 26 days in jail.
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These Local Jails Were Supposed to Detain Immigrants for Only 72 Hours. One Woman Was Held for a Total of 26 Days.
Rebookings of immigrants into local jails are an effort to circumvent federal rules and regulations, legal experts say. Our nationwide analysis shows that in the past year, two Florida jails had unusu...
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah whatever it is I quit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
just saw a young person doing something different from the way i do it. does anyone have a favorite way of projecting that behavior onto tens of millions of other people their age
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OK MY HEART DOES HURT
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A friend found this clipping in some old files. Haven't seen this before. Mind blown.
Color political cartoon by Danny Hellman from the New York Press dated October 6-12, 1999. In it, Donald Trump and his then wife Marla Maples being shown a model of the White House with many added stories and a shiny gold T on the top, with Taj Mahal towers on the side and flags flying with a T. It is labeled "Proposed White House Renovation." A ghoulish Philip Johnson says, "Granted, It's in violation of several of Washington D.C.'s landmark and zoning codes. But of course as president of the United States..." Trump, licking his lips, says, "It's tremendous, Philip, when do I move in?" The caption beneath is Spectacularly unqualified egomaniac Donald Trump contemplates a White House run"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026
the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE is looking down. A SECOND PERSON is on the ground.
MATTIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
PERSON: OH I'M MOVING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE WORM.

PANEL 2: Closer in on the PERSON, who smiles beatifically.
MATTIE: SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE.
PERSON: IT'S THE FUTURE! ALL THE BIG MONEY IS ON IT, MANY ARTICLES AND LEADING FIGURES ARE SAYING IT AS WELL.
PERSON: WHO AM I TO ARGUE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE puts a hand to her chin.
MATTIE: I JUST DON'T SEE THE BENEFIT. FOR MY OWN LIFE.
PERSON: YOU CAN EITHER GET WITH IT OR PERISH IN THE FUCKING DUST, OLD WOMAN.

PANEL 4: The PERSON holds up their phone. On it is a photo of a tech CEO-looking guy on the ground, being interviewed by a journalist
TEXT: DAVOS 
TEXT: CEO OF SquirmX SAYS WRITHING AROUND WILL ACCOUNT FOR 700% OF US ECONOMY WITHIN 2 MONTHS
PERSON: THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is a mental health crisis in this country
Gary Daniels O @GaryDanielsØ
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This purple coloring concerns me especially with all the DEl hires at CD Red.
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