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common magpie 🐦

@maggiew.bsky.social
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Orange cat reclines on small armchair chair with quilted cover, the cat’s stomach is showing and a paw is draped across one side
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gotta get a good sun on the beans
White black and grey cat reclines on a window seat in the sun looking outside, eyes closed, paws pressed up against the window pane
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The legend of The Nut was way hardcore
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
There is a very large acorn on the sill outside our bathroom window. Our cats have been mesmerized by The Nut for nearly 2 years. They scream at us to crack the window and fight each other to sit w their tiny nose against the screen, staring at The Nut. This one currently screaming at my wife
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
10 years ago, a young trans student who I’d gotten to know and care for died by suicide. It still makes my chest ache. My supervisor at the time misgendered them in announcing their death. It still makes my chest ache. That was during Obama, right after Obergefell. Yes, more will kill themselves.
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Makes this bad boy in the first paragraph sound AS RIDICULOUS AS IT IS. That’s a century-long movement of millions of people across political ideologies vs a comparatively minuscule population all w/in a narrow band of political leaning that has formed as an identity category w/in past 2 decades.
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I suppose I’ll be done now
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Overslept, hustled to catch my bus, didn’t stop to give enough pets, got screamed at and frankly it was well deserved
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I can keep going
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Aforementioned Zinneas. Also CUKES COMING IN HOT I fear there may be lead in my soil. Do I get it tested or do I just vibe
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Got a new coffee table with a glass top and drawers instead of our heavy wooden lift top bc disabled babes love an environmental adjustment 😌 Cats just left their initial reviews:
Pic of orange cat standing on top of glass table, taken from below the glass so you see paws pressed against the glass Pic of grey and white cat standing on top of glass table, taken from below the glass so you see paws pressed against the glass Pic of Grey and white cat through the glass of the table
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Should I make this my LinkedIn profile pic
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Tony wants to remind you that shutting the fuck up is absolutely free and an available option to you at any moment
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
cats of harm reduction
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Mood
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Mood
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
b4b (babes for birds) @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social
Three white femme people take a selfie while smiling, wearing green Eagles stickers on their faces and green outfits
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love my country philadelphia
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Pudendal neuralgia means my home is full of donut cushions… which means optimal blanket nests for little cats 😻 Also peep @deanspade.bsky.social new book, it’s amazing so far, highly recommend
Orange cat curled up in an orange blanket on top of a donut cushion, all on top of a table with a laptop, medication bottles, and other household items.
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“chronic pain and illness can impact relationships” yeah for one thing the cuddling time grows exponentially
Orange cat and grey and white cat both sit on my legs/between my legs in blue sweatpants while I lie on my bed Orange cat sits with me at the dining room table on my lapOrange cat sleeps on my chest Grey and white curled up sleeping with eyes closed on a blue sweatshirt
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Taking a snooze cruise
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Birds by a million
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
God I love this city
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It’s my birthday!!!! I just want the Birds 🦅 to win this game and a handful of good, crunchy (but not too tart) blueberries
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
How about you show some empathy, he’s just devastatingly tired from trotting around with his stuffed chipmunk in his mouth and licking his butthole on my wife’s pillow. You wouldn’t understand
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Read a bunch of news articles and updates on my lunch break and then it felt like maybe the sky was going to fall in so I am gonna count down till I can go home n kiss these flat heads (also keep hope and be an active participant in building a world we want to see but… cats)
A grey and white cat wearing a soft circular cone sleeps with his head on the belly of an orange cat
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Upon seeing this and a picture of her own grandchild (my wife) that I posted at the same time, my grandma-in-law and love of my life Joan only commented on this one with “oh I just love it”
Grey and white cat getting scratched under the chin
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Also this guy is so timid and never has let me touch him in the past 2 years and today I did chin scratches AND brushed him and now we’re getting married @severedlimb.bsky.social @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Cat sitting for my pals @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social @severedlimb.bsky.social and can we all plz acknowledge how SATISFYING this stretch looks
Orange cat does a deep stretch with hands out and butt in air
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common magpie 🐦 @maggiew.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
My 3yo nephew is meeting my cats for the first time today. Unfortunately this is the face of a killer
An orange cat is sleeping with his eyes closed peacefully
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