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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you think this is a realistic attitude, do a close read of Project 2025. The Christian fanatics don't want you silenced. They want you out of the country or dead and they don't much care which. They want their fantasy all white, all straight perfect America and you my friend are in their way.

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Awesome as always and starting with the setup at 13:20 the funniest bit he’s ever done. Best pocket square ever, too. He makes me want to buy a suit for the first time in 20 years, but I’ll get over that. #PatrickBoyle youtu.be/ajH6YVhdOZU

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Why Germany Stopped Working

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Grifters will say anything when they need to raise another 2 trillion in debt. #Appears_Intelligent

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Form enough capital...or the appearance thereof...and there are no laws. #idiocracy #traitors #ElonQ

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

this somehow manages to be wilder and funnier actually hearing it. it's not some vague "boo-urns" kind of thing. it's full on "ted you suck"

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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The NYT lies for Trump, again www.nytimes.com/video/us/pol... Contrary to the NYT headline, Trump didn't pledge his followers to vote for him; he pledged his followers to cheat for him (literally).

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Video: Trump Has Crowd Pledge Their Allegiance to Him and to Vote

President Trump closed the Republican convention by having the crowd pledge an oath to him. Vice President JD Vance cast Democrats as the “party of hatred.”

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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 11/09/2026

At this point it's basically incontrovertible.

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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026

Trump's convention in Texas was filled with hundreds of empty seats. You know it's bad when you can't even fill a convention in a state that's been under total Republican control for the past two decades.

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not certain, but I think this is the most concentrated insider disposition ever. #Appears_Intelligent

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

He won't get out of the way. He'll drag everyone in the GOP down with him. This is, in fact, what we want. #idiocracy #traitors

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If you want a rational conversation about tradeoffs you should start by demanding honesty from the industry that has been lying about this technology since its inception, not to mention one of the common talking points being "You're getting this whether you like it or not"

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026

I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hello RNC this is your campaign consultant speaking. I am advising you today to please keep broadcasting this shit.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Breathtakingly bad polling. If the political class hadn't preemptively declared him immune to all laws of political gravity, they'd be calling this a failed presidency and talking about resignation, impeachment, party splits, and other historical markers of full executive-branch collapse.

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Go poke a sofa.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026

Wow -- RNC video: "On June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump." It only gets more unhinged and culty from there.

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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

At more than $216 per barrel, US diesel futures are now at their highest level in history. We just busted through the prior record set at the height of the 2022 crisis.

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is business reporting today, a Bloomberg chart that somehow frames a 75% shortfall as an achievement. #idiocracy #traitors

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Pathetic desperation. 258M adults at $5K is ~$1.3 trillion, comparable to the entire deficit, more than the annual interest bill. Announced the same day the 10 year hit its highest level since October 2023 and Treasury bought back $6B trying to hold yields down. Disaster looms. #idiocracy #traitors

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

WATCH this incredible moment: a Texas Republican outside of the MAGA RALLY in Dallas just endorsed James Talarico because of how corrupt Ken Paxton is.

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So this is an argument for shutting you down and making sure you play out your careers in pest control or food service. #Appears_Intelligent.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026

AI* has a >10%** chance to kill us all *not the AI we're working on but some other AI that we'll build for sure if you keep funding the company I work at **number I made up based on a still-theoretical technology that nobody has but we all love talking about

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Everyone's focusing on the possibly-dead Mitch McConnell failing to do his job in Congress, but Mike Johnson is still alive and he isn't doing his job in Congress either.

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is of course an insane lie, but as I've said before the core issue with him is even worse: he does not care and has never cared about what the actual truth is. Reagan's fabulations were benign by comparison. #idiocracy #traitors

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Ambassador Greg Delawie @gregdelawie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Unfortunately, American journos do not regard allegations of #Corruption, #Racism, #Dementia, or even #Pedophilia against Republicans as "newsworthy". Now, if a Democrat left a bank with a ballpoint pen that wasn't his, that would require 24x7 news alerts.

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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Been seeing a lot of signs that the last 25 years where digital overtook analog is beginning to get rolled back, partially due to how much people really fucking hate AI.

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

📌NOTE: Elon Musk is one of the most dangerous people on Earth. If you are supporting him by STILL using his App, please get a hold of yourself. You have to know better by now. -Thanks

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” is a slur for what moral ppl and the dictionary call “Having A Conscience.”

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The ultra-wealthy keep trying to pit the rest of us against each other with scare tactics ("communists!" "men in the ladies room!!" "brown people!!!" "drag queens!!!!") to keep us from noticing that our real problem is THEM. They want us to fight *any* war—except a class war. Happy Labor Day.

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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

incredible that wikipedia now has higher ai standards than nearly every school in america

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I think he's already left his mark. No amount of Goof Off will remove it. #idiocracy #traitors

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/09/2026

Utter nonsense and should be covered as such. And yet

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 05/09/2026

Trump’s Iran war is escalating, his Pentagon is hunting for leakers over dwindling U.S. munitions, and new polling shows Democrats with their biggest voter identification advantage since 2008. Meanwhile, some House Republicans are quietly scrubbing Trump from their campaign websites.

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Quick Saturday Updates: Trump Escalates His War – 9/5/26

Your quick Saturday rundown. Paywall free.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

How many front page stories about Biden's mental status ran after the debate? One or more every day for a week. I stopped counting after that, but I'm sure there were more until he pulled out. Then a few more after that for good measure.

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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is probably something that every Republican who takes Elon's money oughta be asked about.

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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Never thought I would live to see the day when 18 service members lost their lives and it’s being dismissed as small potatoes.

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is what people voted for. Then they complain endlessly . . . and vote for it again. Geez people, look at what is actually happening, not what you're being told, and recalibrate.

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