Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not certain, but I think this is the most concentrated insider disposition ever. #Appears_Intelligent 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is business reporting today, a Bloomberg chart that somehow frames a 75% shortfall as an achievement. #idiocracy #traitors 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Pathetic desperation. 258M adults at $5K is ~$1.3 trillion, comparable to the entire deficit, more than the annual interest bill. Announced the same day the 10 year hit its highest level since October 2023 and Treasury bought back $6B trying to hold yields down. Disaster looms. #idiocracy #traitors 061
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Chevron and other majors over $8 everywhere in the Bay Area this week. 030
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It must be painful to have 1/4-1/2 a brain and work for someone with no brain at all. #idiocracy #traitors 000
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“The yields don't reflect the underlying fundamentals...Many underlying factors that the market is not looking at...Oil markets are misinterpreting...The market has gotten a little ahead of itself...Anything within a 24-hour period is noise...A big toolkit and asymmetric information.” #GameOver 031
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The ads write themselves, but I still doubt they’ll be produced. This is simple: RUN AGAINST TRUMP. “Don’t Vote for ANY Republican - They Gave You Trump and Want to Give You MORE Trump.” #idiocracy #traitors 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"I don't always take advice from people who have no idea how anything works, but when I do I take it from a mass murdering asshole like Elon Musk." 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Numbers compiled by Tom Kloza, a usually near-silent independent energy analyst. #OilCrisis #idiocracy #traitors 021
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"Why did the EIA TODAY put out a 1-pager on tank bottoms warning about minimum operating limits "in extreme cases"? Why now?????” 000
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“He wrote the source code.” Perfect. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You can pay (more) for your own damn Slurpee. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 000
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think this ends the way all price control experiments end. Just a matter of time and not much of that is left. 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just wait until the Cossacks show up at your local Lukoil station. #idiocracy #traitors 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hey! The weekly data has been overstating commercial crude storage by 7.639 million barrels! All month! Hang the fuck on! #OilCrisis 030
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The Orange Baboon and a huge chunk of the public think crude oil = gasoline. I hope you don’t. #OilCrisis #idiocracy #traitors 120
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It’s my right to do it. It’s not very much. Nobody cares. #idiocracy #traitors #GoldenAgeOfFraud 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This is just as evil and stupid as anti-vax. #idiocracy 040
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If this were true, which it isn’t, every drop is storage drawdown, oil produced months ago, there is no new supply. If by some miracle all of it were sailing toward destinations right now, it wouldn’t stop what is going to happen next. Which will be most unpleasant. #OilCrisis #LOSER 040
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Make no mistake about it, as Tricky Dick often said: the primary interest of the administration is still market manipulation. Essentially nothing happened in Switzerland, so Vance and Bessent lied to back up the specious “major progress” and move the oil market down. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 110
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Precisely correct, which is why I always tag #Appears_Intelligent. 2111
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I can recall David Brinkley saying essentially the same thing in regard to the flag in 1976. #idiocracy #traitors @jamellebouie.net 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Unity, congressional Republicans. Stay strong. 🤡 #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The only reason I don’t lie awake at night, worrying about this gallimaufry rat trap ending in a nuclear holocaust, is the Trump family’s singular love for itself and for stealing money from others. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Guess what? Weekends are for war! Still. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Isn’t getting revenue YOUR problem, Dario? Or was this your inside voice somehow bursting forth? What we have here is a company that wants you to believe it’s indispensable. LOL. #Appears_Intelligent 6386
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026There is no more concise way to describe the complete and utter disaster that is the Orange Baboon’s “deal.” #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026No further comment required. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 052
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m going to be shallow and stop at the headline. Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, WSJ editorial board. #Idiocracy #traitors 050
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Mmmm…crunchy. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis @roryjohnston.bsky.social 030
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026He'll throw in a few hundred billion for general expenses, too. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 180
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Shhh...don't let him know we know... #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026You can’t trust CENTCOM any more than you can trust the Orange Baboon. There has been a massive campaign in the media today to get you to believe that a “meaningful” amount of ship traffic is getting through the Strait. That’s bullshit. “Meaningful” is on the left side of the chart, kids. 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Stick on any you see with a new car temp plate. 000
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This war is not going to end. Netanyahu is telling us that right here. #OilCrisis 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026US Strategic Petroleum Reserve monthly draws: Mar: 0.4mb Apr: 20.3mb May: 39.4mb There has never been a month like May 2026 in the SPR's history. At the same rate of acceleration, it will hit the “certified floor” in August. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis 010
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Well, it seems Israel has attacked Iranian energy infrastructure, which is almost certainly going to result in a massive escalation of violence. Here’s your future, MAGA idiots. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis 082
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The Biggest Loser isn’t calling the shots. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Who did this??? Stone classic. $tslaQ $ElonQ 0131
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Who are you gonna believe? #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER 020
Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Welcome to the box, Kevin. Absolutely classic stagflation print. #idiocracy #traitors 030