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Machine Planet

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I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.

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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not certain, but I think this is the most concentrated insider disposition ever. #Appears_Intelligent
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is business reporting today, a Bloomberg chart that somehow frames a 75% shortfall as an achievement. #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pathetic desperation. 258M adults at $5K is ~$1.3 trillion, comparable to the entire deficit, more than the annual interest bill. Announced the same day the 10 year hit its highest level since October 2023 and Treasury bought back $6B trying to hold yields down. Disaster looms. #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Chevron and other majors over $8 everywhere in the Bay Area this week.
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It must be painful to have 1/4-1/2 a brain and work for someone with no brain at all. #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“The yields don't reflect the underlying fundamentals...Many underlying factors that the market is not looking at...Oil markets are misinterpreting...The market has gotten a little ahead of itself...Anything within a 24-hour period is noise...A big toolkit and asymmetric information.” #GameOver
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The ads write themselves, but I still doubt they’ll be produced. This is simple: RUN AGAINST TRUMP. “Don’t Vote for ANY Republican - They Gave You Trump and Want to Give You MORE Trump.” #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"I don't always take advice from people who have no idea how anything works, but when I do I take it from a mass murdering asshole like Elon Musk."
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Numbers compiled by Tom Kloza, a usually near-silent independent energy analyst. #OilCrisis #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Why did the EIA TODAY put out a 1-pager on tank bottoms warning about minimum operating limits "in extreme cases"? Why now?????”
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“He wrote the source code.” Perfect. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You can pay (more) for your own damn Slurpee. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think this ends the way all price control experiments end. Just a matter of time and not much of that is left.
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just wait until the Cossacks show up at your local Lukoil station. #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey! The weekly data has been overstating commercial crude storage by 7.639 million barrels! All month! Hang the fuck on! #OilCrisis
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Precisely correct. #idiocracy
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Orange Baboon and a huge chunk of the public think crude oil = gasoline. I hope you don’t. #OilCrisis #idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
More, faster. #Appears_Intelligent
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s my right to do it. It’s not very much. Nobody cares. #idiocracy #traitors #GoldenAgeOfFraud
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is just as evil and stupid as anti-vax. #idiocracy
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If this were true, which it isn’t, every drop is storage drawdown, oil produced months ago, there is no new supply. If by some miracle all of it were sailing toward destinations right now, it wouldn’t stop what is going to happen next. Which will be most unpleasant. #OilCrisis #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Make no mistake about it, as Tricky Dick often said: the primary interest of the administration is still market manipulation. Essentially nothing happened in Switzerland, so Vance and Bessent lied to back up the specious “major progress” and move the oil market down. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Precisely correct, which is why I always tag #Appears_Intelligent.
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can recall David Brinkley saying essentially the same thing in regard to the flag in 1976. #idiocracy #traitors @jamellebouie.net
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Unity, congressional Republicans. Stay strong. 🤡 #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The only reason I don’t lie awake at night, worrying about this gallimaufry rat trap ending in a nuclear holocaust, is the Trump family’s singular love for itself and for stealing money from others. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Guess what? Weekends are for war! Still. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Isn’t getting revenue YOUR problem, Dario? Or was this your inside voice somehow bursting forth? What we have here is a company that wants you to believe it’s indispensable. LOL. #Appears_Intelligent
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There is no more concise way to describe the complete and utter disaster that is the Orange Baboon’s “deal.” #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
No further comment required. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m going to be shallow and stop at the headline. Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, WSJ editorial board. #Idiocracy #traitors
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Mmmm…crunchy. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis @roryjohnston.bsky.social
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He'll throw in a few hundred billion for general expenses, too. #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They just can’t stop lying.
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Shhh...don't let him know we know... #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You can’t trust CENTCOM any more than you can trust the Orange Baboon. There has been a massive campaign in the media today to get you to believe that a “meaningful” amount of ship traffic is getting through the Strait. That’s bullshit. “Meaningful” is on the left side of the chart, kids.
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Stick on any you see with a new car temp plate.
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This war is not going to end. Netanyahu is telling us that right here. #OilCrisis
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
US Strategic Petroleum Reserve monthly draws: Mar: 0.4mb Apr: 20.3mb May: 39.4mb There has never been a month like May 2026 in the SPR's history. At the same rate of acceleration, it will hit the “certified floor” in August. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Well, it seems Israel has attacked Iranian energy infrastructure, which is almost certainly going to result in a massive escalation of violence. Here’s your future, MAGA idiots. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Biggest Loser isn’t calling the shots. #idiocracy #traitors #OilCrisis
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Who did this??? Stone classic. $tslaQ $ElonQ
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Who are you gonna believe? #idiocracy #traitors #LOSER
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Machine Planet @machineplanet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Welcome to the box, Kevin. Absolutely classic stagflation print. #idiocracy #traitors
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