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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
need that gauk gauk
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jav....
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i just can't unhear "drink and jack off by myself"
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
it doesn't top the "exhibition of paintings of soldiers he sent to their deaths on display in disney world"
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
2026 sublime be like: i don’t practice diarrhea
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If that creature visits again, I think I'll have choice words to say.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
damn and my monitor wasn't even on
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
stan chera
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
important to remember that when you feel like shit and completely hopeless that that's just your stupid ass brain sucking as it always does and your actually cool
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
All right, then. Just don't forget.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I hope you can forgive me. I had no idea.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i’m going out like stan chera tomorrow
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
muehehehehehe
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They re-enacted Red Dawn and seized control of the state government
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
you'll take my sundried tomato bagel from my cold dead hands
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
facts, i have all day to think about awful stuff, leave me alone at night
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shanley @shanley.com · 29/04/2026
Why I am against Dreams (or at least memories of them). The other night I had a nightmare that I was driving a car and something happened and I was going to go to prison for a year. Woke up POUNDING Get this. I don't even know how to fuckin drive. Have driven a car less than 10 times in my life.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
yeah same, i just never take pictures of these tragedies
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
me pointing at dog: dat a dog
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’ve said it before but these people never believed in anything, only whatever warped perspective they have to twist themselves into power. It’s why we’ll win but it’s also why this is all going on
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
@pumpkinpal.bsky.social hay
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Prisoner! Into the cage, now!
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
muncher, it has been so many years
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
lying machine? you mean my freakin ex wife?!
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
About six years ago, @LukeWSavage tweeted "Adolph Reed Jr. once remarked that liberals don't really believe in politics anymore, just in "bearing witness to suffering." I think about that a lot."
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
that's life in the big city
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Valence The Voyager @valencethevoyager.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
An MS paint rendition of Knuckles the Echidna saying "Shadow trust me this plan will be better because im gonna smoke my smart weed. im smarter when im high.."
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
i dont get why any one would pick dubai over the many other warm tropical vacation destinations. it's like if you flew thousands of miles to orlando to just go to the shopping malls
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
man i hate being a leg cell in a huge evil monster. but complaining about it feels insensitive to the cells in the creatures it's ripping apart and eating.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
knight boat, the crime solving boat
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Moon Blight 🫀 @cuntmoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Le mon
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It looks bad. It is bad. But we're tough. We'll rebuild.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
First they came 2
First they came 2
First they came for the socialists which was pretty
funny to be honest because they were mean to me
online all the time. Then they randomly stopped
there lol. Just before my ass. What are the odds of
that? Welp back to normal.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/01/2026
really smart call by imagineers marc davis and al bertino. bears playing in a country-western musical revue makes perfect sense. bears playing in a mariachi band, dixieland band, or marching band are all patently ridiculous
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History

The Country Bear Jamboree was originally intended by Walt Disney to be placed at Disney's Mineral King Ski Resort in California which he was
trying to build in the mid-1960's. Disney knew he wanted some sort of show to provide entertainment to the guests at the resort, and he knew he wanted the show to feature some sort of bear band. The project was
assigned to imagineer Marc Davis.!1] Davis, together with Al Bertino, came up with many bear groups, including bear marching bands, bear mariachi
bands, and Dixieland bears.
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
which wooks wike
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
me telling someone what OLC stands for recently:
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
guy standing up in front of me at the end of no country for old men and yelling "bullshit"
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
bove o deez nuts
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maca @macas.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
oh thank god, i was wondering when boob would join bluesky
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