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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 5h

Every damn day there is a Tom Clancy level political crisis, only Jack Ryan got fired by DOGE so the world just burns.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 5h

We have reached the “Good Samaritans are now armed” stage of Christofascism for everyone keeping score at home.

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Scott Colom @scolom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

She done lost her damn mind.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

All the functions of representative government should be performed UNDER OATH with heavy penalties that scale with the number of people you represent.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I give it six months before ChatGPT adds “brought to you by Carl’s Jr” to every message.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So far the most jarring change made in the new Carrie series is the addition of Liberty Biberty.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Instead of Elder Scrolls 6, it would have been cheaper and faster for Bethesda to build a 1:1 replica of Whiterun to charge nerds $200 to hang out there.

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 30/09/2026

Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You know all those asteroids "close calls" they keep telling us about? If one was actually going to hit us, would the people in power be doing anything OTHER than what they're doing right now? Just grabbing up everything they can because fuck it, no consequences.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It makes me so mad when people do this. (Do what? This.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Has Google changed the name of Gemini to Super Intelligence yet?

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NBC News is out here asking the real questions

An actual screenshot of an actual news video with a headline of “would AI stab you with a knife?”

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s kinda fucked up that Meta is bragging about giving every blind veteran a pair of Meta glasses when what they’re really doing is getting blind veterans to perform unpaid AI training.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit

K cup display with peppermint bark coffee and peppermint Swiss miss in goddamn September

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I once more feel the call. I am reinstalling Mass Effect.

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026

from the Japanese dub of community

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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"No one is going to vote for a Democrat because they came out for a trans sports ban. No one is on the fence being like, "If they just came out for a trans sports ban, then I would vote for them. I don't think that person exists," says @evanurquhart.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/2154...

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Finally someone with a voice has the correct take. LLMs can only do what they’re trained to do - the companies TRAINED THEM ON HACKING AND CP.

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Easy Way to Stop Dangerous AI - No, Really

YouTube video by Internet of Bugs

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

AI Companies: uWu oh noooo our wobots are getting toooo smawt! Hope somebody stops us before we kiww evewybody 👉👈

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“if you want to look at childrens penises and vaginas then ken paxton is your candidate” is all you need to say

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Agent civilizations” yeah ok buddy

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mainewomenforward.bsky.social @mainewomenforward.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This cartoon was created by Pulitzer Prize winning artist Adam Zyglis for The Buffalo News in November, 2024. It hits even harder now.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

John Fetterman is like if Reacher rolled into town, saw a bunch of bad guys laying siege to a nursing home, then ran in and started punching old ladies.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity theonion.com/physical-media-collect…

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What the hell even is this world where we get headlines like this? Imagine if in 1987 Peter Jennings had to say shit like "Teddy Ruxpin supports apartheid" or "Trapper Keeper found to have purposefully designed its rings to injure children and order to pay out $29 million".

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God @thegodshow.com · 29/08/2026

It is SO blatantly obvious everything that’s happening is because both parties are owned almost entirely by AIPAC. They don’t actually believe in anything. They’re just in it for the money. They will fritter and fetterman away your whole country.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Say what you will about the movie itself, but the 4K disc of The Mandalorian and Grogu is absolutely STUNNING. My jaw was on the floor through the whole opening. #StarWars #AbsoluteCinema

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Cut out the middleman - BCC tips@fbi.gov on all your confidential emails.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

OK guys, I figured out OpenAI’s business plan. (We are currently on phase 2.)

Sam Altman: "I have no idea how we may one day generate revenue. We have made a soft promise to investors that once we've built this sort of generally intelligent system, basically, we will ask it to figure out a way to generate an investment return for you. It sounds like an episode of Silicon
Valley. It really does. I get it, you can laugh. It's all right. But it is what I actually believe is going to happen."

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"

Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Today’s life lesson: if you put on Apocalypse Now at 9am, it just gives your whole day really sinister vibes.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How does ICE expect those shock gloves to work on protesters in places like Minnesota where everyone is wearing thick ass coats?

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Infuriating watching fake news media call her Trump’s “diaper nurse.” She’s an accredited Diarrhea Doula.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Nvidia is just doing Paddy’s Bucks, right? Just at the scale of the whole economy?

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

A new X-Men cast means a new opportunity for Simon Kinberg to crap all over the Dark Phoenix saga! Can’t wait! (Once was bad, twice was a travesty, if it happens again it’s a war crime.)

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Oh this is how they’re going to justify bailing out the AI industry.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Trump said “get me off my plane” and then hid in a catering truck like a little bitch lol

The president we need, but not the one we deserve.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Claude tip: it works better if you mutter “fuck it” as you click on Auto mode. #AI #MaxHeadroom

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!

A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Legacy sequel to Richie Rich where he becomes president and wrecks the world

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

They have to keep boys and girls playing separately because no father in America could sanely handle seeing his son beaten by a girl.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Romance scams are just redistribution of wealth. Sorry, but if nana isn’t sharp enough to know she isn’t actually e-dating Orlando Bloom, she shouldn’t have access to the family millions.

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