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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NBC News is out here asking the real questions

An actual screenshot of an actual news video with a headline of “would AI stab you with a knife?”

Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Say what you will about the movie itself, but the 4K disc of The Mandalorian and Grogu is absolutely STUNNING. My jaw was on the floor through the whole opening. #StarWars #AbsoluteCinema

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

OK guys, I figured out OpenAI’s business plan. (We are currently on phase 2.)

Sam Altman: "I have no idea how we may one day generate revenue. We have made a soft promise to investors that once we've built this sort of generally intelligent system, basically, we will ask it to figure out a way to generate an investment return for you. It sounds like an episode of Silicon
Valley. It really does. I get it, you can laugh. It's all right. But it is what I actually believe is going to happen."

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Trump said “get me off my plane” and then hid in a catering truck like a little bitch lol

The president we need, but not the one we deserve.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Legacy sequel to Richie Rich where he becomes president and wrecks the world

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Fidget spinners are the cure for anxiety, stress, and human trafficking.

AI slop image from Amazon advertising transforming fidget spinners as "ideal compression toys" for anxiety, pressure, autism, trouble, and tension.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Netflix sent me an email advertising an "America 250" content block - half of which were directed by non-Americans. This bugs me so now I'm making it your problem.

Enola Holmes 3 - Directed by Philip Barantini (United Kingdom)
The Fifth Element - Directed by Luc Besson (France)
Spider-Man: Homecoming - Directed by Jon Watts (United States)
Leatherheads - Directed by George Clooney (United States)
Starship Troopers - Directed by Paul Verhoeven (Netherlands)
Striking Distance - Directed by Rowdy Herrington (United States)
Jurassic World Rebirth - Directed by Gareth Edwards (United Kingdom)
Smokey and the Bandit - Directed by Hal Needham (United States)

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Imagine insulting someone’s masculinity while looking like this

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Legend is he’s still an ensign to this day…

Red ball, Chief John Anderton. Wait, there’s somebody else outside the room.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

But if the graphic designer was dying, he wouldn’t bother typing “AAA”, he’d just say it.

Box for some power banks, branded as “Goodaaa” for reasons known to no living person.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Words cannot express the joy I felt when I spotted a baby Diego Luna in John Carpenter’s Vampires: Los Muertos. #FilmSky

Go Diego Go! (Vampires Los Muertos, 2002)

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

FINALLY I Am Jesus Christ is out on Steam. If I were independently wealthy, I would mod this game into an alternate start mod for Skyrim. Crucifixion -> Hey you're finally awake...

The Steam page for "I Am Jesus Christ", just in time for Easter!

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I mean, yeah, Tubi. It’s right there in the name. #FilmSky

Photo of my TV on Tubi, showing a “You Might Also Like” header over the movie MILF. MILF, in the common tongue, means “mother is like t

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

How is AI impacting my work? Well for starters I get a lot of fuckin emails about AI.

A screenshot of a mobile email inbox in dark mode showing five messages: Atlassian promoting Rovo AI tips (2:27 PM), Figma with an AI workplace survey (1:01 PM), Bitbucket advertising Bitbucket Premium with AI features (12:13 PM), Udemy Business encouraging March skill-building (9:33 AM), and Gemini sending notes titled “Shell Design” dated March 10, 2026 (7:08 AM), with a partial Confluence email at the bottom (1:33 AM). Unread emails appear in bold. A document attachment labeled “Shell Design” is visible beneath the Gemini email.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Excuse me McDonalds but what the actual fuck is KURTIS THE DIVINE and why is he in my happy meal????

Happy meal box covered in toys named by AI

I can’t be the only one who see he’s doing his finest vintage Roman goodbye here

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

#NowWatching the gorgeous Arrow 4K of The Warriors. One of the best looking 4K discs I’ve ever seen. #FilmSky

The Warriors (1979) and if you’ve never seen it don’t even think about watching the director’s cut baaaaarf

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I want Senator Mark Kelly to run for president, mainly because he could perform the Transported Man at his inauguration.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I'm not up on my Peppa Pig lore, but why did they feel the need to specify "moderately" deaf?

Screenshot of headline from newsroom.hasbro.com, dated February 5, 2026. Headline is: PEPPA PIG Introduces New Storyline as George Is Revealed to Be Moderately Deaf

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Vaguely menacing status update there, UPS.

UPS tracking info showing "We have your package" as the status

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Funny since the photos clearly show an ICE agent at her house.

An armed, masked man with no identification apparently prepares to abduct a woman.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The Pedo Oligarchy: A Measured Response

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Having an infinite universe means there’s a world where Damnation Alley was the top film of 1977, spawning sequels, TV series, and a vast array of merchandise well into the 21st century. #FilmSky

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Epstein and Scaramucci discussing... well you can see for yourself.

Anthony Scaramucci and Jeffrey Epstein discuss Trump having legal troubles and his CFO getting immunity, then touch on how it is better to let Trump resign instead of "doing what they did to JFK".

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Nobody sticks to his guns like Ted.

He was not the bit least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!

To have his knee caps split, and his body burned away!

And his limbs all hacked, and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed,

And his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped, and his bottom burnt off, and his penis spli--

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It looks like you’re trying to haunt someone…

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Replace CGI with colloidal silver.

Paul Halldor Karason (November 14, 1950 – September 23, 2013) was an American man from Bellingham, Washington, whose skin was a purple-blue color.

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Patton Oswalt is how you play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon on easy mode. Dude is somehow omnipresent. His coke dealer must have a yacht. (Seriously he pops up at least once a week on my TV. Currently on there now via Deathstalker.)

Sign reading "0 days since last Patton Oswalt sighting in a random movie or show"

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Derek Dukes @macaronidrill.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I feel like we just skipped past the 30th anniversary of Virtuosity last year. This movie - nay, this *film* has aged like a fine wine. Denzel vs Grok. It all seems way too familiar in 2025. #FilmSky