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Ezra || 32 || They/Them || If you can't handle me at my politics posting you don't deserve my shit posting || Likes can be NSFW || & || 💗🐉 @blaziken.bsky.social

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 30/09/2026
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/10/2026
yall ever just jack the fuck off
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A kobold from the 90s
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scary word: ivy 👻 @proxi.dog · 31/10/2025
#ivyart #comic
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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⭐ @lys.zone · 30/09/2026
I went to the doctors because this happened to me
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got milk 🥛
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⭐ @lys.zone · 30/09/2026
LOVE FAGS HATE HOMER
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⭐ @lys.zone · 30/09/2026
Marge becomes lesbian but also homerphobic
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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⭐ @lys.zone · 30/09/2026
Do you think he wins
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People assume the child actors from Honey I Shrunk the Kids didn't really do anything after, and that's not true. They were typecast as microscopic and cannot be seen with the naked eye in much of their later work
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bad news about the source of this sound
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
Hal Jordan loves the Military Industrial Complex.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
The images. They're gone.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
They call him Frankie Fingers. On account of his real good finger blasting.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it #solidarity
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
My centrist anime title take is thus: - An insistence on using exclusively Japanese titles is a wanky character trait, to a certain extent. - It does make sense that an archiving website, in the absence of an official title, will use the Japanese name.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
Here come the ass opinions
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
You work with antis
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
Puriteens, or something
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
In my experience, this is a you issue.
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
macrophilia is a fetish where you and one or more friends send numbers to each other and get horny about it
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 29/09/2026
Me trying to explain crossdressing to cis people
Screenshot that says FROM THE CREATORS OF FBI
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Amiryth @amiryth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding an unattended kobold
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
boston has the proshipper cafe with no antis allowed seattle has bars that still ask to see the vaccine card u lost in 2016 and new york city has several chain theaters that wont allow u entry unless you sign a waiver denouncing the words and deeds of one homosexual leftist streamer Ryan Letourneau
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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5423 @fluorurodecobre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
If the economy were to crash, I would simply not be around it when it does. This will save me.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
I refuse to control Dots
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I knew a guy in highschool whose family's computer broke so all year he used Facebook on his Wii to message everyone
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Soviet Union was a union of Soviet Republics.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
Agreed to work two hours extra this week too :)
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
I did mental math on this and underballed it
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 7A - Closet Clown - Frame 121
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
Currently enjoying dashcam crash footage. This is for two reasons: - I am genuinely interested in hearing the snippets of radio you get. What songs are they listening to? How is radio presenting different? - Vainly hoping that I will see footage of a crash in Ireland. I think it would be funny.
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⭐ @lys.zone · 29/09/2026
Final sauce is The Brain Blast
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