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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start
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lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A&M having an ad about standing up for something after the president fired professors for acknowledging trans people exist and still getting forced out for not having enough zeal while doing it feels like irony
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lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
puro
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“My favorite drink is Sangria”
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Uni :3
A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
one last thing, you know a band is so completely itself that you read these lyrics and a.) think about what an incredible song it is, and b.) laugh because they're beyond self-parody
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/06/2025
baseball starting pitchers are evolving further and further toward gangly 6'8" teenagers who optimize their frame to throw 103 for 2 seasons before all their ligaments explode so you gotta hold onto every crafty 30-something you get who looks like any other guy you'd see eating lunch at burger king
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Its nice the kids get to experience their own 2003 style build-up to an unjust war like we did.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/06/2025
Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me!
I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2025
been thinking about this all day. just something to consider
the virgin strikeouts + elbow soreness vs the chad innings eater meme but i've made it about coffee machines. probably totally impenetrable unless you like and have all the exact same cultural touchpoints as me
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Gareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Sean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Sermonbuilder AI ad with Jesse Gemstone.
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San Antonio Current @sacurrent.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.
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Pride flag now 'proudly flying' over San Antonio City Hall
Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.
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lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Puro
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/04/2025
holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!!
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/04/2025
*Come Together Voice* He fuck, custom sofa he kill, holy father He get, mocked in Greenland he is, owned on Twitter He was, picked so no one would kill the prez What the fuck is up with the shape of his head? Come together, right now, blame JD
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
you could have asked them about this! literally at any moment during the campaign you could have thought to yourself “wow theyre gonna deport 10M people, i wonder what due process would look like” but your stupid brain is nothing but mush and dmt resin
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
logging on
Mordok says "However, I am correct in what I said" to another Enterprise crewman. Wait, sorry, he's not Mordok, he's Mendon. Mendon the Benzite. They are from the same geostructure so naturally they look alike.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
New baby has arrived! He's a Singleton named Chance, apparently the one survivor of an abandoned litter. He is now my foster son and I would kill for him
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Who the hell thinks it’s a good idea to stop trying to prevent HIV and infectious diseases? I have never heard a single constituent - Democrat or Republican - ask for this level of crazy shit. These guys are going to get many Americans killed.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme. SERGE BAYLESS: [nods] SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais. BAYLESS: Absolument. SMITH: MAIS!
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
BREAKING: Federal court blocks Texas A&M's ban on student drag shows in @thefireorg.bsky.social lawsuit. "To ban the performance from taking place on campus because it offends some members of the campus community is precisely what the First Amendment prohibits." www.thefire.org/news/victory...
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VICTORY: Federal court blocks Texas A&M’s unconstitutional drag ban
A federal judge upheld the First Amendment rights of a Texas A&M student group by blocking an attempt by officials to ban the group's upcoming drag show "Draggieland"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/03/2025
linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day: "so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario" like they are so, so close to getting it
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Danielle Radford @danielleradford.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lol. Tomato Head got told what a national measles outbreak would do to business. www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
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RFK Jr. urges people to get vaccinated amid deadly Texas outbreak
Kennedy has a long record of sowing skepticism about vaccines, but advocated for them in a Fox News op-ed today.
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Tom Orsborn @tomorsborn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
As Trump bans DEI programs, Spurs celebrate Pride Night. “I’m so proud of our team and so grateful we have stayed the course,” Spurs executive Kara Allen. “And as a queer woman leader, I feel significant pressure to push us to continue to do the harder, right thing.”
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
“keir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
literally every time I talk to friends
three panel cartoon by @emilyscartoons.bsky.social … in the first panel one person says "let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it" and the other person replies "same." in the second panel, they say nothing. in the third panel, the first person yells "THE THING IS THOUGH" and the second person yells back "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"
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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
YIPPEE!!!
Doodle of a blurry black cat jumping up towards the camera. Their eyes are little green blurs.
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lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentine's Day miracle
Screenshot of a post titled "Proposed to my girlfriend in front of a 786 painting series recreating each frame of the Zapruder film. She said yes!"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
this Mexico City coffee shop's playlist went from Black Parade into A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton into Mr. Brightside into I Kissed a Girl they really said "come eat, millennial"
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is just a different level of repulsive.
Reddit post:

Native American friend taken by ICE

She called me in tears saying ICE has detained her. She's been told she will be deported in an unspecified timeframe unless her family can produce documents "proving her citizenship". Only problem is she doesn't have a normal birth certificate, but rather tribal enrollment documents and a notarized document showing she was born on reservation. Her family brought these, but these were rejected as "foreign documents".

Does anyone have a federal number I can call to report this absurd abuse of power? I'm pretty sure this violates the constitution, bill of rights provision against cruel and unusual punishment, and is in general a human rights violation. A lawyer has already been called on her behalf by her family, but things are moving slowly on that front.

This is an outrage in all ways possible.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
They are just pouring water out of a reservoir for no goddamn reason other than Trump thinks that there's a magic valve that was stopping California from fighting wildfires.
The Army Corps did not respond to questions about whether it will keep all its California reservoirs at flood control capacity going into the future. If so, that could have a major impact on how much is available for irrigation.

“A decision to take summer water from local farmers and dump it out of these reservoirs shows a complete lack of understanding of how the system works and sets a very dangerous precedent,” said Dan Vink, a longtime Tulare County water manager and principal partner at Six-33 Solutions, a water and natural resource firm in Visalia.

“This decision was clearly made by someone with no understanding of the system or the impacts that come from knee-jerk political actions.”
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Such Great Heights @suchgreatheights.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Pinegrove perform "Old Friends" at WFMU (2016)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/01/2025
wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
wikipedia entry for Feast of the Ass
illustration of a woman and infant riding a donkey with a man leading it, all of them have halos 

type: cultural, western
date: 14 January
frequency: annual
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
FEETS
A vet holds an orange and white kitten with its back feet facing the camera, showing off six giant toes on each foot
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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi
Mama capybara next to a bowl of salad where a little baby capybara is standing like it doesn't give a flip
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Such Great Heights @suchgreatheights.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Mitski - "Your Best American Girl" (2016)
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
*tap*
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
big stretch big stretch big stRETCH BIG STRETCH
a post that says “charlie was sitting like people and then he stretched and my life is over.” a photo shows an orange cat laid back in an armchair with his paws bent and his belly out, looking sleeping at the camera. the cat has begun stretching his paws, his front paws extended out and his back ones slightly extended. the cat’s back paws are fully extended upwards, toe beans splayed, eyes closed and content
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/12/2024
not funny. you might not like what he did for a living, but The Child Catcher had a family. he had a community. and no one deserves to have their head flensed by caractacus potts' hair cutting machine
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lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Aggie football never changes I guess
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Katy Stoll @katystoll.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Something an innocent man with nothing to hide does. Release the report.
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Sue Owen @aggiejournalist.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The night 1999's Texas A&M Bonfire would have burned, 40,000 Aggies held a candlelight vigil at the site, then carried their candles to Kyle Field for the yell practice that would have been held at Bonfire. Read a journal entry from that day by the late Robert "Red" Gibbens '86: tx.ag/GibbensJournal
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Houston Astros @houstonastros.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We can finally admit, yes we cheated.
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lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
LSU with no respect for helping A&M's strength of schedule
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