Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/11/2025rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start 151700257
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025A&M having an ad about standing up for something after the president fired professors for acknowledging trans people exist and still getting forced out for not having enough zeal while doing it feels like irony 010
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025It's like an extension of SAS never watching the games he talks about since Kimmel's comments weren't even about Kirk. This whole controversy feels like half the country getting pissed about a headline and not reading the article 110
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025He's another transplant trying his hardest to make sure the state regresses in every way possible 010
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I like Pittsburgh because it's huge but empty and has a dinosaur 010
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2025His whole persona being that he was dumb enough to be in the tea party movement somehow means he should be an influential voice because he's wrong about everything 010
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Gonna see how bad I muffin top now that I'm in my mid 30s 0210
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/07/2025“My favorite drink is Sangria” 11608
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025one last thing, you know a band is so completely itself that you read these lyrics and a.) think about what an incredible song it is, and b.) laugh because they're beyond self-parody 3753
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2025When I met elderly neighbor who was walking his dog off leash and it started barking at me, the first thing he said to me was that his wife was a bitch like his dog 042
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/06/2025baseball starting pitchers are evolving further and further toward gangly 6'8" teenagers who optimize their frame to throw 103 for 2 seasons before all their ligaments explode so you gotta hold onto every crafty 30-something you get who looks like any other guy you'd see eating lunch at burger king 1941026
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025It's the perfect movie to see when you're 18 and then never watch again 030
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them. 310145483961
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Its nice the kids get to experience their own 2003 style build-up to an unjust war like we did. 33705127
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2025been thinking about this all day. just something to consider 3874067
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonSan Antonio Current @sacurrent.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.sacurrent.comPride flag now 'proudly flying' over San Antonio City HallConservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people. 273
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/04/2025holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!! 1042215142
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Buffalo are a threatened species, please show them respect 010
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/04/2025*Come Together Voice* He fuck, custom sofa he kill, holy father He get, mocked in Greenland he is, owned on Twitter He was, picked so no one would kill the prez What the fuck is up with the shape of his head? Come together, right now, blame JD 12399101
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025ESPN will have nothing to talk about when LeBron retires 070
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/04/2025you could have asked them about this! literally at any moment during the campaign you could have thought to yourself “wow theyre gonna deport 10M people, i wonder what due process would look like” but your stupid brain is nothing but mush and dmt resin 171624169
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 31/03/2025logging on 0484
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonCagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 30/03/2025New baby has arrived! He's a Singleton named Chance, apparently the one survivor of an abandoned litter. He is now my foster son and I would kill for him 1352057
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Who the hell thinks it’s a good idea to stop trying to prevent HIV and infectious diseases? I have never heard a single constituent - Democrat or Republican - ask for this level of crazy shit. These guys are going to get many Americans killed. 2122185
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/03/2025War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now 141687293
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme. SERGE BAYLESS: [nods] SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais. BAYLESS: Absolument. SMITH: MAIS! 14558146
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonAdam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 24/03/2025BREAKING: Federal court blocks Texas A&M's ban on student drag shows in @thefireorg.bsky.social lawsuit. "To ban the performance from taking place on campus because it offends some members of the campus community is precisely what the First Amendment prohibits." www.thefire.org/news/victory...thefire.orgVICTORY: Federal court blocks Texas A&M’s unconstitutional drag banA federal judge upheld the First Amendment rights of a Texas A&M student group by blocking an attempt by officials to ban the group's upcoming drag show "Draggieland" 231633342
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Thankful to bluesky for letting me know at some point they were annoying before, but won't let me hateread their feed 3250
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/03/2025linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day: "so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario" like they are so, so close to getting it 23116672
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonDanielle Radford @danielleradford.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs 12979541348
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025When I was a student in 2013 or so I remember the school commemorating Gay Student Services vs A&M and its outcome as a positive as if the school learned from its mistakes but like everything since then we've backslid hard 010
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Ready for Elon to post in a few months how SpaceX is going to disrupt the cooling tower industry when they find out how much work it takes to keep a building's air conditioning system running 031
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonDaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Lol. Tomato Head got told what a national measles outbreak would do to business. www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...axios.comRFK Jr. urges people to get vaccinated amid deadly Texas outbreakKennedy has a long record of sowing skepticism about vaccines, but advocated for them in a Fox News op-ed today. 2337534
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonTom Orsborn @tomorsborn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025As Trump bans DEI programs, Spurs celebrate Pride Night. “I’m so proud of our team and so grateful we have stayed the course,” Spurs executive Kara Allen. “And as a queer woman leader, I feel significant pressure to push us to continue to do the harder, right thing.” 1353995
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/03/2025“keir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction” 81759258
Reposted by lyndonbeansjohnsonshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/03/2025literally every time I talk to friends 236203744198
lyndonbeansjohnson @lyndonbeansjohnson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025This thread is making me miss Houston 020
