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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon

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Ly Faulk (they/she) is a queer writer, artist, and an all-around weirdo. They are the author of Hippie Speedball and Sick Sad Queer. Learn more about their writing at lyfaulk.com.

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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s impossible to say nor’eastern without sounding like a grizzled old lighthouse keeper
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Ben Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my tiny story about chili is up at @matchbooklitmag.bsky.social
Chilly Chili

by Benjamin Niespodziany

I asked the staff how many types of chili they have. Texas red, I said, of course. Cincinnati, I'm sure. Chile Verde, white chili, classic. But do you have Frito Pie as well? Am I missing any? Do you have any others? Are you out of any at the moment? Please, give it to me straight. Sir, said the shy employee, this is a Sweetgreen.

I wanted to scream. I could tell I was annoying him. I know it is, I said. I know it is, son, but I also know you have some chili back there. Stop lying to me.

He hesitated, started his sentence five times, then replied, I have some white chili my mom packed me for lunch that I didn't finish. How much? I asked. How much did she pack me or how much is left? He said.

No, I said, how much to take it off your hands? Your mom's chili is in demand, son. I'm begging you.

$4.42 will do, he said. I paid in pennies. He hated me. There was no one else around. He went in the back and brought out the chili. He told me to eat it there because he needed to bring home the Tupperware. I thanked him again and again. The chili was delicious. It didn’t need to be heated or seasoned. It didn’t need anything. It was perfect exactly how it was, in a Sweetgreen on a Tuesday evening, slightly buzzed, in love with the hell of the world, eating the last of a new friend's chili as he counted my pennies, his pennies. They're his pennies now.
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chan eil sìth gun cheartas @coimeas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nora Hikari's science fiction mecha webnovel event Killboy is now available in full at the link below, and the full novel governs. do yourself a favor and give it a read. a brief review: anduilleaggheal.neocities.org/leirmheasan/...
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Killboy / an duilleag gheal
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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ANMLY @anmlymag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we'll be reopening for new work on october 1 💜🌀💜🌀💜🌀💜
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Read my award nominated poem here
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epistemic Literary is truly a dream publication. You should submit to them every chance you get.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve DNFed every China Miéville book I’ve tried and something tells me the new one won’t be any different. But maybe 🤔
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Alex Carrigan @carriganak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My poem "Ice Wall" is now live in EKL Review. Read it here: eklreview.com/one-poem-by-...
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One Poem by Alex Carrigan – EKL REVIEW
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In case you missed it yesterday:
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a new micro about DYING in the latest @identitytheory.bsky.social. Thanks to @vicnogaywrites.bsky.social for selecting this, and to you for reading it! It's very short.
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I Died - Identity Theory
I emerge from the forest to discover I died.
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Alex Carrigan @carriganak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ICYMI, I published two poems in the fist issue of @forgetcool.bsky.social, so check them out here:
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have the great honor to have a flash fiction piece in the new issue of @moonparkreview.bsky.social! Born in a @smokelong.bsky.social Xfitness workshop, Limerence is about unrequited love and spells gone awry. Check it out!! moonparkreview.com/issue-37-fal...
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Limerence
By Ly Faulk You will meet a man on social media and exchange pleasantries for months. The pleasantries will develop into a friendship from across the country. You will support each other from afar,…
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Undertow Publications 🇨🇦 @undertow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Publishers and Editors! I'm taking subs for Vol. 3 of the award-nominated "Best Weird Fiction of the Year" til end of the year. Writers! You'll get a chance to submit your 2026 stories in January. bestspecfic(at)gmail.com


Esteemed Editors and Publishers,

I am now taking submissions of original 2026 short fiction projects — magazines, anthologies, single-author collections — for consideration in The Best Weird Fiction of the Year, Vol. 3. (Publishing Sept. 2027). Vol. 1 is a World fantasy Award Finalist.

I am seeking material first published this year, in 2026. To be clear, only weird fiction FIRST published in 2026 is eligible for inclusion in this volume. I will accept translated work as long as the first English-language publication was 2026.

Stories should be between 500 and 17,499 words. Audio only stories are also ineligible, unless they also appeared as text.

Publishers and editors are encouraged to send electronic or digital copies, via the email address below. (I am not accepting hard copy submissions.) ePubs are preferred, but I will also accept text files (Word), Mobi, or PDF. Please do not cherry-pick selections. Send the entire book, journal, or magazine to:


bestspecfic@gmail.com


Thank you for your time and kind consideration.


Warm Wishes,

Michael
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Michael Kelly / Publisher / Editor-in-Chief
undertowbooks@gmail.com

Undertow Publications
https://undertowpublications.com/
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The Bulb Region @bulbregion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👇👇👇 bulbregion.com/Sublease-Agr...
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Sublease Agreement, by Kassie Rene — The Bulb Region
Sublease Agreement — Kassie Rene Premises They rearranged all our desks at work,...
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have the great honor to have a flash fiction piece in the new issue of @moonparkreview.bsky.social! Born in a @smokelong.bsky.social Xfitness workshop, Limerence is about unrequited love and spells gone awry. Check it out!! moonparkreview.com/issue-37-fal...
moonparkreview.com
Limerence
By Ly Faulk You will meet a man on social media and exchange pleasantries for months. The pleasantries will develop into a friendship from across the country. You will support each other from afar,…
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If techbros really wanted to improve our lives they would invent a tractor beam for your car that pulls your garbage can from the curb back to your driveway.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A new little computer nightmare from me at Plague Circus Press
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I Am Still in the Computer Lab by Chris Scott
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tomorrow!!!!!!!! (Hint: it involves parasocial relationships and Etsy witches)
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Mitchell Nobis @mitchnobis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is a good day to buy my first poetry collection from @matchfactoryeds.bsky.social. 🤘🏼
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The Size of the Horizon, or, I Explained Everything to the Trees by Mitchell Nobis | Books | Match Factory Editions
The Size of the Horizon explores parenting, uncertainty, and injustice, weaving nature, gun violence, and joy into poetry that embraces life’s chaos.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To this day, I’m still not sure why racist/sexist father liked Living Single.
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Justin Aoba @justinaoba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello if you send your poetry to @identitytheory.bsky.social today I will sit here with my Diet Dr. Pepper and give you a reply today 🤲
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your moment of zen
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This #SmallPoemSunday, I offer up this lovely gem from “Nova Nights” by Guy Biederman. Thanks @tomsnarsky.bsky.social for hosting!

RECOVERY
Her best poems arrive without fail in the shower with warm water running down her back.
Later, pencil sharp notebook open
dry & squeaky clean she chews on her pink eraser and tries to remember.
The muse just laughs.
It's where she learns the best poems never make the page.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love this place between the hours of 9 and 5, you can just say whatever and no one gives a poop.
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Matt Jakubowski (he/him) @mattjakubowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Moody micro of mine from @somewordslit.bsky.social published earlier this year, sharing again for anyone who may’ve missed it 🪽 somewords.boards.net/thread/165/m...
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Your fingers moved over me so quickly. Your face was a purple heart. Cupid was a tattooed baby on my thigh. History was about to pop out of Cupid's chest. His eyes were filling with blood. The minute you fall in love you lose and start all over again from zero. Love is ruin. Fate wants in. You once drew a line in the shape of what you wanted me to live inside. I have never forgotten. I keep my wings very clean.
Matthew Jakubowski (he/him) is a multi-genre writer based in West Philadelphia. His stories are forthcoming from Identity Theory and BULL and appear in Best Microfiction, Elsewhere Magazine, Doric Literary, Boudin, Scaffold Lit, and Gone Lawn. More info is available at mattjakubowski.com.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shout out to this document title
something about birds idk
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm becoming less and less interested in reality and I wasn't that invested in the first place
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Luke :) @lukejsuth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thrilled to have a story out in @therumpus.net today about poisoning yourself on the internet getting turned on by what you fear
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1998. Sophomore in high school. First job at a drive through burger shop paying $5.15 an hour. Gas was 89 cents a gallon. Wendy’s dollar menu still existed and was delicious. Two movie screens in town. No rent or bills yet, only a feeling that out there in the great wild world, a life waited for me.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 02/01/2024
Putting vape juice in my CPAP so I can blow fat clouds 24/7
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Alejandro Wilson @cordovancreations.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I miss volunteering to help with literary journals so much! Does anyone have suggestions for volunteer opportunities?
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1998. Sophomore in high school. First job at a drive through burger shop paying $5.15 an hour. Gas was 89 cents a gallon. Wendy’s dollar menu still existed and was delicious. Two movie screens in town. No rent or bills yet, only a feeling that out there in the great wild world, a life waited for me.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I recently wrote a novelette and sent it out into the world and that is super rad but now I feel strangely empty without something to work on.
static.klipy.com
Its Always Sunny Charlie - What Do Now?
Alt: Its Always Sunny Charlie - What Do Now?
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Social media is the HR of our political system
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Matt Jakubowski (he/him) @mattjakubowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thrilled to share the news! My first-ever Best Small Fictions nomination ✨🍾📚 Thank you @eireneeleni.bsky.social & @templeinacity.bsky.social Congratulations to everyone!
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having big feelings about the submission I just made 🤞🤞🤞
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Trent Kallust @badger597.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Read this, then go out and do the thing. Then, as a treat, read all of @wiswell.bsky.social's books, because they are so, so good. Someone You Can Build a Nest In and The Dragon Has Some Complaints are utterly charming, and there's a special place in my heart for Wearing the Lion. Don't wait!
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Welcome to Heroism - Uncanny Magazine
Nobody read the Terms of Service. They were in a rush to watch the latest unbelievable must-see content from someone who probably died seconds later. It seemed like as soon as anyone knew The Dare exi...
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have a little surprise for y’all coming on the 22nd! Watch this space!! My use of exclamations will only increase exponentially!!!!
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me to me: write the word “demise” in this document one more damn time. I dare you.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m writing every day now which, of course, means I’m reading every day.
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would anyone theoretically be interested in beta reading a novelette about Death and the end of time? It’s about a week away from being finished. I would love feedback before submitting. Any takers?
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Silly Goose Press @sillygoosepress.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Join us Saturday, September 19 at 11am PST for our next Silly Goose Salons event! ✨ Our Community Engagement Assistant, Angelica Urquizo, will be flying us right into Fall with an Autumn Welcome Generative Workshop ✨ Sign up here: sillygoosepress.com/events/p/aut...
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wanna submit something short but I’ve mostly been working on my novelette.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New words from me (Chris) at the wonderful @dishsoapquart.bsky.social: dishsoap-quarterly.com/9-8-26
Title: Watching ‘Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan’ While My Life Falls Apart by Chris Scott
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to go from being a brevity writer to a meandering purple prose writer wish me luck
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love a new edit of an old poem
spell
rot in the ground,
spring back up as something new, be a bird, be a problem, drag drones from the sky, with your viscous bird claws, silence the air raid siren, make it ashamed, give off heat but
never let them see you sweat.
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Sasha Brown @sashabrown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Important lizard update: jam time
this is a lizard standing on a cheap keyboard looking hella groovy
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crunched my first crunchy leaf of the season today
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Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon @lyfaulk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is lettuce still illegal?
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