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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

every battery power tool has two settings: * normal: good on battery, does nothing * turbo: actually works, drains battery in minutes

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

no one should be bringing water or iced coffee to job interviews, they should be BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

j jones from spider man cartoon demanding pictures of Spider-Man

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

on my terminal flight so it's edible time, learned my lesson good about trying to make connections while high

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

shut up shut up please shut up

Blue sky muted words including pedestrian cars, cycling cyclist

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

To lose one chokepoint may be regarded as a misfortune

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

are animorphs druids? thread locked by mods

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

ignore maha at your own peril. every single one of you should always be giving your full attention to every single group of people all of the time

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

village peasant that insists on pointing out every Feast Day that the Liturgical Calendar is an artificial construct meant to propagandize the Church

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

take an edible and a walk, undefeated

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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s become really easy to be a “man of all seasons” ever since climate change removed everything except summer

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

where we're going we don't need maps

map of America with all the bodies of water renamed America

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 24/08/2026

every time i have to listen to scott bessent speak

wolverine picture frame meme with mnuchin and his wife holding treasury bill sheets

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[me reading Bruce Catton's Army of the Potomac Trilogy]: Please, you've got to stop putting Burnside in charge of anything [Union leadership pointing at a military unit about to get totally wrecked]: That's Burnside's new command

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🌚 #CancelRent @maunciple.devil.computer · 19/08/2026

50/50 “its restraint” vs “the sailors all have scurvy because the pentagon said drinking orange juice is gay”

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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It says here my shampoo is vegan but it tastes every bit as good as the real thing

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm hearing they built a boat to go around the world and kill people the president wants killed. But now? The sailors on the boat aren't having a good time.

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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m old enough to remember when Woke was only available on floppy disk & you had to have 6 of them

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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

spent an amount of time i don’t wish to disclose thinking trump had been hidden in one of these instead of one of these

one of the narrow rectangular carts they wheel down the aisle on the plane

the big honkin crate they scissor lift up to the side of the plane to wheel out all the food they’re going to bring

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

every day is cats day when you're cats

black and white and black kitten heads sleeping in a window hammock with plants above them as seen from below

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Today is August 5, 2026, today is August 5, 2026, today is August 5, 2026," the voice in the wall repeated, as the soft rains fell over a burnt-out walk in closet, where the last tender-mice placed mothballs in a lab coat pocket, draped over a black blouse. Only the costume would observe Halloween.

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Turns out war is options trading by other means

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🌚 #CancelRent @maunciple.devil.computer · 02/08/2026

if there's one thing i love more than life itself. it's my tawdry material possessions. 🤗

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

your worth isn't determined by your job, or how much money you make, it's how many books you've read and YOU ARE BEHIND

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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me waiting for Emily Wilson to review Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey.

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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you look at Kevin Warsh's résumé, you can see immediately why he does not seem to have any idea what he is doing.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I feel like now must be a very annoying time to be a physicist. "COMPUTER NERDS WARN MAYBE A ROBOT THEY IMAGINED COULD DESTROY THE WORLD AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, PERHAPS." What are you, chopped liver? Give the field who became death, destroyer of worlds a little credit every now and again.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

the most powerful words in the english language are probably "don't worry about that". the second most powerful words are "i doubt anything bad will happen." the third most powerful words are "if something goes wrong it's probably not even a big deal." 4th most powerful "ok this is totally fixable"

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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Nolan's next film should be A Fire Upon the Deep.

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Excuse me but Hamas was using human shields years ago. This is cultural appropriation.

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

jolly green giant: the tank koolaid man: the escape route guy mr peanut: the money mr owl: the brains

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026

new personal rule of thumb is that arguing about a webcomic- any webcomic, in any capacity, no exceptions- is embarrassing. if you disagree, that's fine. arguing about whether to argue about webcomics is worse still

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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Internet discourse around Nolan is so funny it’s got people asking if he’s conservative or traditionalist or not whereas each movie is just him going “AAAAHHHHH I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH THE WORLD WOULD END WITHOUT HER I CANNOT IMAGINE A WORSE FATE THAN TO BE WIFELESS AAAAHHHH”

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I had forgotten to block the cato account, thanks for the many many reminders this morning

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celia winter 🦋 @crossingwinter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Sometimes, the fates have a sense of humor, because yesterday an acceptance email landed in my inbox. My short story RIVER NIGHT HAS FALLEN will be appearing in an upcoming issue of @clarkesworldmagazine.com. Pinch me, still can’t believe it and it’s been a full 24 hours. Happy birthday to me!

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

sorry every commitment I made in the second half of July, entire focus is now trying to keep this kitten with no survival instincts alive

A small black and white kitten sleeping deeply on a wrinkled, light blue cloth. The kitten is mostly white with a black patch over its ears and top of its head, and a dark tail. It is lying on its side with its paws curled forward, exposing tiny pink paw pads and a pink nose.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

everyone thinks they're the bestest driver on earth and that speed limits shouldn't apply to them because they're soooo smart and talented and have superhuman reaction time. while they're texting and driving

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

sorry boss, I've got a conflict I can't move for the rest of the day

A small, fluffy white kitten with black markings on its head and large ears sleeping on a person's lap. The person is wearing a black shirt with white lettering, and a red and black plaid flannel is draped over both.

A close-up, front-facing view of a fluffy white and black kitten resting with its eyes closed, appearing to sleep on a person's chest. The person is wearing a black shirt with large white text, and a room with a colorful quilt and wooden furniture is visible in the background.

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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Andy Serkis not exactly covering himself in glory these days

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