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@lumpyprol.bsky.social
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the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him

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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
some day
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no one should be bringing water or iced coffee to job interviews, they should be BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
j jones from spider man cartoon demanding pictures of Spider-Man
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
shut up shut up please shut up
Blue sky muted words including pedestrian cars, cycling cyclist
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
where we're going we don't need maps
map of America with all the bodies of water renamed America
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good place "jason figured it out", only it's about tulsi gabbard
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
every day is cats day when you're cats
black and white and black kitten heads sleeping in a window hammock with plants above them as seen from below
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
because I'm in the same pickle
a story graph chart showing six books until you're back on track
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Photo of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wearing a black turban and glasses, seated in front of a blue backdrop and an Iranian flag. An empty white speech bubble with a black outline runs along the bottom of the image, its tail pointing up toward him, as if he's saying the quoted tweet below.
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
one in 7 households were food insecure in 2024, 48 million Americans, 14 million children
A pie chart titled "U.S. households by food security status, 2024" illustrating the breakdown of food security in the United States. The largest slice of the pie represents the majority of households, while a smaller, exploded section is broken down further to detail food insecurity.
The chart displays the following data:
 * **Food-secure households:** 86.3%
 * **Food-insecure households:** 13.7% (This total is divided into two sub-categories):
   * Households with low food security: 8.3%
   * Households with very low food security: 5.4%
At the bottom, the source text reads: "Source: USDA, Economic Research Service using U.S. Department of Commerce, Bureau of the Census, 2024 Current Population Survey Food Security Supplement data."
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
sorry every commitment I made in the second half of July, entire focus is now trying to keep this kitten with no survival instincts alive
A small black and white kitten sleeping deeply on a wrinkled, light blue cloth. The kitten is mostly white with a black patch over its ears and top of its head, and a dark tail. It is lying on its side with its paws curled forward, exposing tiny pink paw pads and a pink nose.
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sorry boss, I've got a conflict I can't move for the rest of the day
A small, fluffy white kitten with black markings on its head and large ears sleeping on a person's lap. The person is wearing a black shirt with white lettering, and a red and black plaid flannel is draped over both.A close-up, front-facing view of a fluffy white and black kitten resting with its eyes closed, appearing to sleep on a person's chest. The person is wearing a black shirt with large white text, and a room with a colorful quilt and wooden furniture is visible in the background.
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'll see you and raise you
A dark mode screenshot of an air quality interface. At the top, a wavy icon sits next to the text "Air quality." Below, under the heading "Current condition," a large number "500" is displayed alongside the text "Hazardous air quality." Underneath this reading is a horizontal, color-coded air quality index bar separated into green, yellow, orange, red, purple, and maroon segments, with an indicator dot placed at the far right end in the maroon section. At the bottom, text reads, "Health warning of emergency conditions: everyone is more likely to be affected."
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we can't keep living like this
A three-panel meme using scenes of Adam Driver from the movie Marriage Story.

Top panel: Adam Driver stands in a room, pointing his finger and yelling aggressively. Captioned text reads: "Every day I wake up AND EVEN MORE MAINE POLITICS".

Middle panel: He has turned away and is furiously punching a hole into the drywall.

Bottom panel: He holds his face in his hands, completely overwhelmed, with the subtitle text "[crying]".
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
oh phew I'm safe
A screenshot of a search result snippet displayed inside an "Add alt text" modal window. The snippet features two blue and white toggle buttons: "BID OR BUY 0 AVAILABLE ITEMS" and "VIEW PAST SALE PRICES 0 SOLD ITEMS". Below the buttons, a message reads, "No results found for 'Animorphs' in items you can bid/buy."
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
absolutely no thank you community bank, believe it or not I'd like to not owe you money someday
A promotional graphic from Community Bank set against a dark gray background. At the top, an orange banner features the white text "Community Bank" alongside a logo of interlocking rings. Below the banner, bold white text reads "ACCESS CASH FROM YOUR HOME," followed by the message, "Benjamin, we estimate that you've built up [redacted/blacked-out text]* in equity in your home." The bottom of the image features large, prominent orange text that reads, "Top ways to use your equity:"
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hell is empty and all the devils are here, bitch
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
let's go big song
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
very high (double meaning,) rite now
Carnegie Hall from tier 2, left side
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Platner's general election message:" I USED to be a piece of shit, but I'm NOT ANYMORE"
article about platner trying to shift the conversation with a picture of him at his primary victory speechTim Robinson speaking to a concerned woman saying" I'm worried that the voters of Maine think people can't change"
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
lactose intolerant me when milk discourse rolls around
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
vacation mode ben
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
it's pretty
low tide lake
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
where's my "Nearly every minute of every day" option?
Pre-Appointment Mood Screener form with question 7:
Feeling afraid as if something awful might happen
0 - Not at all
1 - Several days
2 - Over half of the days
3 - Nearly every day
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
we went
pork chops, glaze,brussels, couscous, bread
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
let's go
raw pork chops butter thyme shallots garlic jam on cutting board counter top
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
when i push a claude change and jenkins immediately fails on the rubocop stage
"he just like me fr!!!!" cartoon meme
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LIKE A BUTTERFLY DROPPING TO ITS GRAVE
the mighty monarch from venture bros
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i'm sorry i can only read this as the monarch screaming it
the might monarch from the venture bros
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
had some good hammock times with these two nerds
cat and dog in hammock outside cat and dog in hammock outside butt to butt
cat and dog in hammock outside, car looking goofy and chubby
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
God: In my book I invented the Golden Idol as a cautionary tale. Trump: At long last, I have created the Golden Idol from the classic book: The Bible
a truth social post by Donald Trump sharing a giant golden statue of himself
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Blindsight by Peter Watts
screenshot of Richard Dawkins on Twitter saying some stupid stuff about Claude, including" why wasn't natural selection content to evolve competent zombies?"
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
my buddy wants me to apply for this job but I'm not sure I want to be a giant worm
expectations pave a golden path for developers from design to deployment
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
getting loser meme that says we're fed posting
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
what ho
a plate with an English breakfast including eggs, baked beans, tomatoes, bacon and toast
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
sleepy cat
curled up cat in a window hammock
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
found this in a closet we hadn't fully searched before, bazinga
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
cornbread, bazinga
cornbread tin foil
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
some good hiking this morning
trees, water, lake, mist, pretty
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
they'll never see me here
a cat in daffodils
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
very same
side by side lotr meme

text:

Never thought i would die fighting side by side with Roman Catholic Church

What about side by side with a wise guy pope from chicago

Aye. I could do that.
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
the end to this is pretty funny, after a long explanation of how basically every approach won't work, it wraps with "uh, nevertheless, the US should figure it out"
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Motive Unknown"
555-COME-ON-NOW meme
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
we're so back
legs and feet, big trees and end of hammock as seen from hammock
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
me, only halfway through holy week
shogun guy saying "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense"
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
feels like I'm doing all the work on this walk
cat sleeping in her backpack after a long walk being worn by a dude in a blue fleece and hat
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bangladesh right there with India
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
India, then Vietnam, then Europe is what it looks like to me based on their national stockpiles
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Go walk into the woods."
trail into some very bare, but still woody early spring woods
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
time machine to go back and tell myself coming out of the first Lego movie what the shape of the future was to be
incredible Lego propaganda by Iran
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lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
science has already solved this problem for you
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