lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026no one should be bringing water or iced coffee to job interviews, they should be BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN 072
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 20/07/2026one in 7 households were food insecure in 2024, 48 million Americans, 14 million children 3532
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026sorry every commitment I made in the second half of July, entire focus is now trying to keep this kitten with no survival instincts alive 3140
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 16/07/2026sorry boss, I've got a conflict I can't move for the rest of the day 260
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 17/06/2026absolutely no thank you community bank, believe it or not I'd like to not owe you money someday 020
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Platner's general election message:" I USED to be a piece of shit, but I'm NOT ANYMORE" 010
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 10/06/2026lactose intolerant me when milk discourse rolls around 100
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 29/05/2026where's my "Nearly every minute of every day" option? 030
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 13/05/2026when i push a claude change and jenkins immediately fails on the rubocop stage 020
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i'm sorry i can only read this as the monarch screaming it 230
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 07/05/2026God: In my book I invented the Golden Idol as a cautionary tale. Trump: At long last, I have created the Golden Idol from the classic book: The Bible 1185
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/04/2026my buddy wants me to apply for this job but I'm not sure I want to be a giant worm 040
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 21/04/2026found this in a closet we hadn't fully searched before, bazinga 040
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 12/04/2026the end to this is pretty funny, after a long explanation of how basically every approach won't work, it wraps with "uh, nevertheless, the US should figure it out" 000
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 01/04/2026India, then Vietnam, then Europe is what it looks like to me based on their national stockpiles 1335
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Go walk into the woods." 170
lumpyprol @lumpyprol.bsky.social · 28/03/2026time machine to go back and tell myself coming out of the first Lego movie what the shape of the future was to be 040