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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"We should be free to do war crimes and our military should be immune from prosecution for other crimes committed in other countries. We will bully you until you submit to these demands."

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support my new book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 09/10/2026

Halloween costumes for birders. This is from last year and someone actually did the sexy owl pellet one.

A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

when u tax the rich

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 09/10/2026

Last 2 books I've bought at LBS have been post-podcast I might take a recommendation from someone I trust and respect on here but probably I'd try to hear the author talking for the vibe check Improvised / conversational speech is very different to written prose so it's silly but it's what I do

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Anyway here's a giant crab fact from Johnny Marr

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Someone came out to me and we had a lovely chat about life the universe and everything

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I read 2 things that said "low" but on reflection I think the full use was "in comparison to the GE" so good point

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Evil fascist aliens + naughty communist animals = robot overlords, simple

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Is the low turnout a response from green voters staying home after the Zionism definition debacle? Hard to tell but it must have had an affect

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A nice old lady in a massive jumper whose eye I caught said "wasn't she just awful?" as we filtered down the platform at Paddington so there was that at least

Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There is a woman on the train from READING TO PADDINGTON watching videos of a Trump rally on max speaker volume on her phone

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*extreme Fiona Apple voice* I wrote a bad, bad skeet

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It should be spelled ellipsiiis

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes! Jumpers! A light coat! Yes!

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me to 12 year old me: "And there will be this thing that's sort of like a forum but bigger and you'll have to mute the phrase "Harry Potter" for your own mental health" 12 year old me: "But you're saying you've had and continue to have sex though right?"

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 07/10/2026

They call me Mr Roooooooo

They call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

Fish

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This sounds great, are there any cryptids?

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!

My latest novel Everything Will Swallow You, next to the sea, where some of it takes place.

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We’re just normal men

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"I think about you every day."

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was called during first year exams at uni so was excused, nothing since Colleague at work's wife has done it 4 times

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The pope says "normal island" every time something happens in Britain even if it is happening in loads of other countries as well

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everyone knows that most guys have a bad Kermit impression and a bad Jimmy Stewart impression just hair-trigger primed to deploy, but less well known is that for those of us of a certain age, we also have a bad Suzy Izzard impression on the stocks

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whenever anything is wet, me or my partner will always mime "this one is wet, this one is wet" and occasionally we'll flourish with "did you dry these in a rainforest?"

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The middle aged struggle between drinking enough so I'm not debilitatingly dehydrated and the extra sip on top the means I'll need to wake up in the night to piss

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Adrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Captain 'Lucky Jack' Aubrey. #caricature #art

Pencil-sketch caricature of Russell Crowe in 'Master & Commander'.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026

Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/

Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.

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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was a bit confused when I got this alert this morning but thanks 2021-me for recognising that I’d get a good post out of it

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rob you need to take a walk outside With your earbuds in Here I'll recommend a chill playlist for you that will help...

Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me and the other Saracens RFC fans of bluesky staying away from Manchester City discourse safe in the knowledge that no good can come of it

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Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just watching the Restless episode of Buffy season 4 and it is excellent I would be very surprised if the creators of Backrooms aren't aware of it, some very similar scenes and themes

Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

BBC reporting on thwarting of a potentially huge terrorist attack with global implications: "I wonder what the local farming community thinks of counter terrorism strategy and tactics? Let's find out."

Thanks, I'll definitely check this out with them

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Cool, will keep track, the kids were very jealous of us seeing jazz emu last night so it would be cool to see some comedy with them

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If you want to know how much I didn't know what bluesky was for when I first arrived, my first thread was a picture thread of me cooking pancakes on my new ceramic hob

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I was trying to think of an annoying one so I'm pleased I hit the spot on that front at least

Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026

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KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence.

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Have you done an only Pikachu(s) run where none of them can evolve? Not sure it would be any fun but I'm not sure you do these runs for enjoyment anyway honestly