Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 4hThe middle aged struggle between drinking enough so I'm not debilitatingly dehydrated and the extra sip on top the means I'll need to wake up in the night to piss 020
Reposted by Count LukulaAdrian Teal @tealcartoons.bsky.social · 10hCaptain 'Lucky Jack' Aubrey. #caricature #art 1282
Reposted by Count LukulaAlex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was a bit confused when I got this alert this morning but thanks 2021-me for recognising that I’d get a good post out of it 1839
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me and the other Saracens RFC fans of bluesky staying away from Manchester City discourse safe in the knowledge that no good can come of it 001
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just watching the Restless episode of Buffy season 4 and it is excellent I would be very surprised if the creators of Backrooms aren't aware of it, some very similar scenes and themes 010
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BBC reporting on thwarting of a potentially huge terrorist attack with global implications: "I wonder what the local farming community thinks of counter terrorism strategy and tactics? Let's find out." 010
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you want to know how much I didn't know what bluesky was for when I first arrived, my first thread was a picture thread of me cooking pancakes on my new ceramic hob 000
Reposted by Count LukulaNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 25/09/2026KYLE REES: We can hide here. He won’t think to look for us here. BLUESKY SARAH CONNOR: Actually it’s a computer and it doesn‘t ”think” at all. By using this language you’re committing violence. 0143
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like at least one other person on bluesky will be in the crowd to see @thejazzemu.bsky.social here in Brizzle tonight 000
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Logging into the VPN before I listen to my podcasts so I can hear what adverts are like in Romania 010
Reposted by Count LukulaLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's Friday! Time for the weekly good news thread! Whats made you smile this week? Please enjoy this dog i met last night while you think about your answer. 407011
Reposted by Count Lukulasarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it 324273171
Reposted by Count LukulaLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy bi visibility day to my fellow greedy slags! I particularly enjoy, as a bi woman married to a woman, the opportunity to give someone a jumpscare by mentioning an ex boyfriend. Here to confuse, all year round! 101097
Reposted by Count LukulaRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026Happy mushroom season! 5140421325
Reposted by Count LukulaGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I once saw David Bowie chatting up a woman while standing like a teapot and holding a fish finger. He was flirting in a most peculiar way. 10937
Reposted by Count LukulaLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm gathering good roasts for a thing....what are the best clean/not punching down ones you know? Or your kids know? Kids often know best on these matters. Every joker who replies with a picture of some roast lamb will be stopped. Perhaps not today. But one day. I mean insults and you know that. 416561
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My mum loves beauty and the beast and watches it often I was ecstatic to learn that when my kids went to stay that they watched it together with her and said to her during 'be my guest' "Grammy they stole this song from Mr Burns in the Simpsons" 101
Reposted by Count LukulaNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140516471
Reposted by Count LukulaAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026New cat just dropped. Landed on its feet, it’s fine.nationalgeographic.comMeet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 YearsA small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. 502783594
Reposted by Count Lukulasarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we're facing existential threats from inattentive or lazy work, as well as burnout, fatigue, low sleep — stuff that requires the kind of regulation of working conditions that the tech industry has been ambivalent on, because management was psychotic and workers were happy with the fancy cafeteria 554370
Reposted by Count LukulaJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149404043
Reposted by Count LukulaPaul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?bbc.co.ukThe Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract showsThe Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows. 21993072833
Reposted by Count LukulaJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this. 3324331155
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My wife when I explain the Ed Sheeran thing: "Well yeah, he's a Lannister." 000
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🎶 Slip inside the premium toilet Don't you know when you soil it No better place to shit 🎶 000
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Doing a GoT rewatch and it's good This time around I think a theme I'm picking up is that just because someone else is dishonourable doesn't mean you can be. People are punished more for "smaller" acts of dishonour made in amidst larger honourable endeavours 000
Reposted by Count LukulaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332509549
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@jcsalterego.bsky.social not being in the top 10 of that 38 most influential is a travesty Did the poster's strikes work back in the olden days? They worked right? 000
Reposted by Count LukulaRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bit inappropriate that they keep playing adverts for their new Bayeux Tapas Restaurant 2151
Reposted by Count LukulaMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Toilet Instructions 19762167
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Navier Stokes? More like Navier Stonks am I right? 000
Reposted by Count LukulaJoshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026blogged the video game everyone is talking about aftermath.site/zelda-ocarin...aftermath.siteA Zelda Game Ought To Leave More To The Imagination Than ThisA controversial remake but perhaps not a bad one 825435
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I cried in Coyote Vs Acme because I left my home town but no one has ever asked me if I'm coming back Yes, I successfully made a film about friendship and cartoons being exploited by huge corporations actually about my self esteem 030
Reposted by Count LukulaCrimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Introducing the BEEP BEEP Choir from Coyote vs ACME!! 211085358
Reposted by Count LukulaAnna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026Where did they even find some of these? 761583415
Reposted by Count Lukularomulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189565291
Reposted by Count Lukula𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 06/09/2026🇹🇭Nene Royal🇹🇭 doing Metallica's Master of Puppets. She's pretty damn good. Only 16 but you'd think she's a seasoned rock goddess with how confident she blasts through it. 🤘🤘🎸 31165941593
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 05/09/2026But what if I don't want to enclose the horse? What if I want it to be free? 000
Reposted by Count Lukulagamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 14059911620
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Esme Hoggett's accent is very different in Babe and Babe Pig in the City despite it being the same actor, very weird 000
Reposted by Count LukulaOrddu, Orwen, or Orgoch @troynovaunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026English professor here. Just a reminder. 79926
Reposted by Count LukulaLouie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's friday! Time for the weekly good news thread! What's your good news from the week? What's made you smile? 54409
Count Lukula @luke-minded.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's weird that I talk more like I'm from New England than where I actually come from: England 000
Reposted by Count LukulaElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rough Draft vs Final Draft 253116733316