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Lucy Lehane

@lucylehane.bsky.social
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I write love stories about terrible people THIRSTY (gay vampires), HORNY (gay unicorns), LOVE, HATE & CLICKBAIT (gay politicos) Rep'd by @LZats. She/her. 🩷💜💙 linktr.ee/lucylehane

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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Becca Good speaking for the first time publicly about her late wife Renee Good at a press conference announcing lawsuits against the U.S. government, ICE agent Jonathan Ross — who shot and killed Renee Good — and high-ranking Trump administration officials
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the reason the economic vibes are so off isn't that things are *worse* than the great recession but because back then we all thought the pain was temporary, whereas the things that are wrong with the economy today have all been getting worse for a long time and show no signs of improving
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alignment chart: Kiss by a Rose as performed by actual seals (good) all the way down to the commercial where Seal's face was put on an actual seal (detestable). There is no x axis
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Artisanal hand-crafted novels! No AI, no chatGPT, no midjourney cover, only locally-sourced, free-range, lovingly-harvested organic words. Brain-to-bookshelf, if you will
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confiscate @erikhane.bsky.social 's phone
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026
"they're coming for birth control" is not alarmism, that is absolutely next on the agenda I have my doubts on how successful it'll be but they're going to make a real go of it
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just passed a house I've driven by a dozen times, always with multiple Trump signs proudly displayed on the front lawn. Today the signs were stacked up and wedged behind some bushes.
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This may be the thing that gets me to join threads. I *have* to see the replies
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when we were scolded for calling these people weird
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
James Hong is in an otherwise mediocre episode of X Files and I'm not sure if this choice was made before or after they cast him, but his character doesn't speak at all until a pivotal scene, and man. Keeping that voice held back until it can land a gut punch - perfection. If Hong has 0 fans I'm ded
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Lady Ru’etha & Timbit @ruetha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need to show James Hong how much we love him NOW, while he’s still with us. I don’t have the spoons to spearhead, but I will absolutely donate towards a mural fund.
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look. He would win 500+ electoral college votes and I just think we should be talking about it. Democracy's on the line, who gives a shit where he was born
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and it has never been improved upon
Indigo imac from like 1997 (idk)
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
JP is an apex predator over on threads. They have no natural immunity
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd love to see a Dem administration start putting these people in jail
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh hell yes
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Star Demands More!
Alt: Star Wars More! Meme
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Make billions on your movie with this one weird trick: writing
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Frederick Deknatel @freddydeknatel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Biden or Obama had started a war that led to attacks like these on American bases—and then covered it up for months—the political backlash would eclipse Benghazi. One service member: "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed." www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
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New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks
The images were sent to CBS News by active service members under condition of anonymity.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chuck Tingle making jokes about the “is Chris Pine secretly Chuck Tingle” conspiracy really makes me laugh
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/09/2026
when Republicans are on the wrong side of a 60-40 issue they double down over and over and over, it becomes the center of political debate, and more often than not the numbers move. when Democrats are in that position they immediately give up
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Artisanal hand-crafted novels! No AI, no chatGPT, no midjourney cover, only locally-sourced, free-range, lovingly-harvested organic words. Brain-to-bookshelf, if you will
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every single celebrity I've ever seen on Sesame Street has seemed delighted to be there, except for Ed Sheeran. Go watch his video with Elmo. You can see him screaming inside
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My 6yo, after rummaging thru our Uno deck for five minutes: I'll make you a deal, mama. I'll start the game with eight cards, as a disadvantage! Me: Are those eight cards all the wilds that you meticulously pulled out of the deck? 6yo: ...You can start with five cards! Me: No. 6yo: Four cards!
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
zen is realizing that basically realizing nothing we post matters
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It unambiguously sucks that he sold out trans people, but why is *this* quote pissing people off? Paxton called him low t and he's clapping back. This isn't a policy statement
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So now there's gonna be a huge media freakout over trump lying about 9/11. Right? Right? Ri
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
democratic strategists, angry and unbelievably turned on:
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hm where is that phrase famous from
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Milla Jovovich. Lol. I'm gonna have a stroke
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you haven’t read the dedication of Gloria Steinem’s autobiography My Life on the Road, it is really worth taking a second today.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TRUNG'S DOING EMMA FETCH THE READING GLASSES AND THE SNACKS
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anytime JK Rowling is in the news we in the U.S. must remind everyone that she is a holocaust denier, on behalf of all the poor folks in the U.K. who can't speak the truth or were even forced to issue false apologies bc of their horrible libel laws Anyway JK Rowling is a holocaust denier
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 02/09/2026
honestly even if jkr were still the beloved woke white-lady queen of online, i couldn't imagine being excited about exhuming the (famously bloated) original books/movies and bloating them out to tv seasons in 2026
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not sure why this is taking so long to sink in, but "oh, hmm, I'm not sure, maybe we should cave on this" is a loser message, and "fuck you leave my friends alone" is a winner
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/09/2026
ONLY LOSERS ABANDON TRANS FOLKS
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
the press has gotten completely habituated to the ugly and hateful behavior of the people in this government so i will be surprised if anyone ever asks hegseth why he thinks it is appropriate to mock children for wanting to learn, grow and maybe serve their country
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SCOTUS just absolutely dripping with clown makeup at this point. Red noses pouring out of their robes. Gavels go squeak
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2026
if this happens, the democratic president should ignore the stay and keep tearing down the buildling
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