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Lucy Lehane

@lucylehane.bsky.social
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I write love stories about terrible people THIRSTY (gay vampires), HORNY (gay unicorns), LOVE, HATE & CLICKBAIT (gay politicos) Rep'd by @LZats. She/her. 🩷💜💙 linktr.ee/lucylehane

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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no hell hot enough
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Free the genie. You always free the genie
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I *wish* I hadn't read so many books where the characters have long thoughtful conversations about their prior problematic behavior and how to move forward in a healthy, respectful way. It's such a bummer
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man the Warriors album is so good, I can't wait to see it once it's finally staged. "They write about us in the New York Post / one day the New York Times"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought I'd gotten pretty jaded about the media but jesus fucking christ
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HIMYM, Ted Lasso. I'd say Game of Thrones but I actually think I could still appreciate the earlier seasons
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You shouldn’t look so much,” Renee said. “But, Renee, I care,” Jack said.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think Greg is correct, but Americans need to be aware that Magyar’s Tisza government is aggressively going after every Fidesz official, removing them, using every lever of the state to yank them out of power. This is far more aggressive and rapid than anything proposed in the US so far.
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Becca Good speaking for the first time publicly about her late wife Renee Good at a press conference announcing lawsuits against the U.S. government, ICE agent Jonathan Ross — who shot and killed Renee Good — and high-ranking Trump administration officials
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the reason the economic vibes are so off isn't that things are *worse* than the great recession but because back then we all thought the pain was temporary, whereas the things that are wrong with the economy today have all been getting worse for a long time and show no signs of improving
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I said "that's byzantoomf
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My current theory is you lost a bet
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alignment chart: Kiss by a Rose as performed by actual seals (good) all the way down to the commercial where Seal's face was put on an actual seal (detestable). There is no x axis
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Artisanal hand-crafted novels! No AI, no chatGPT, no midjourney cover, only locally-sourced, free-range, lovingly-harvested organic words. Brain-to-bookshelf, if you will
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confiscate @erikhane.bsky.social 's phone
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026
"they're coming for birth control" is not alarmism, that is absolutely next on the agenda I have my doubts on how successful it'll be but they're going to make a real go of it
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just passed a house I've driven by a dozen times, always with multiple Trump signs proudly displayed on the front lawn. Today the signs were stacked up and wedged behind some bushes.
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol! lmao
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This may be the thing that gets me to join threads. I *have* to see the replies
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when we were scolded for calling these people weird
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
James Hong is in an otherwise mediocre episode of X Files and I'm not sure if this choice was made before or after they cast him, but his character doesn't speak at all until a pivotal scene, and man. Keeping that voice held back until it can land a gut punch - perfection. If Hong has 0 fans I'm ded
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Lady Ru’etha & Timbit @ruetha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need to show James Hong how much we love him NOW, while he’s still with us. I don’t have the spoons to spearhead, but I will absolutely donate towards a mural fund.
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look. He would win 500+ electoral college votes and I just think we should be talking about it. Democracy's on the line, who gives a shit where he was born
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and it has never been improved upon
Indigo imac from like 1997 (idk)
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That is not true, you took a stand for the telekinetic anti-Carrie community
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
JP is an apex predator over on threads. They have no natural immunity
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd love to see a Dem administration start putting these people in jail
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The best part of seeing this in theaters the first time was everyone groaning when the b characters overexplained poker in what was clearly a studio note "Bond needs an ace to win!!" Guy in the back of the theater: Shut up!!
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh hell yes
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Demands More!
Alt: Star Wars More! Meme
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I do love the tradition of these posters but WTF is happening here. How is each individual element awful
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Make billions on your movie with this one weird trick: writing
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She falls in love with a Mary?? Lolololol amazing
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Frederick Deknatel @freddydeknatel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Biden or Obama had started a war that led to attacks like these on American bases—and then covered it up for months—the political backlash would eclipse Benghazi. One service member: "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed." www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
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New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks
The images were sent to CBS News by active service members under condition of anonymity.
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when the torment nexus joke doesn't even come close to ... how...
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as a gifmaker, the thought that chuck might be in one of my gifs is a special joy. ty 💖
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chuck Tingle making jokes about the “is Chris Pine secretly Chuck Tingle” conspiracy really makes me laugh
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/09/2026
when Republicans are on the wrong side of a 60-40 issue they double down over and over and over, it becomes the center of political debate, and more often than not the numbers move. when Democrats are in that position they immediately give up
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I haven't considered Khanna a serious person since his "sir we must clap for Trump's SOTU" tweet
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Lucy Lehane @lucylehane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Artisanal hand-crafted novels! No AI, no chatGPT, no midjourney cover, only locally-sourced, free-range, lovingly-harvested organic words. Brain-to-bookshelf, if you will
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