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2. Faces of Death (2026). More like Tik Stalk am I right? Also the use of "unalived" in the comments on a snuff film is so fucking funny. Plays with a lot of ideas that the director's first feature, Cam, did better, but this was alright!

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little tip for the never been poor before

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

real Spinal Tap "it goes to 11" shit

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is what every person who voluntarily uses AI sounds like to me. You're all this guy

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 02/10/2026

turning the ads off my TV's homescreen

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

1. Resident Evil. Good God damn can Cregger do a jump scare. This was fun as hell! Really enjoyed the game logic stuff, and loved how the comic moments didn't undermine how tense and terrifying the whole thing felt. Also the elevator sequence was some of the sickest shit I've ever seen!

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's once again #Spooktober and I'm ready to get spooky and stay spooky all month. As always, I'm trying to watch at least 31 horror/Halloweeny movies throughout the month. I'll keep a running list in this thread and on my letterboxd: boxd.it/1yEZr Last year's list in the QT:

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the brain of a dude who has presumably filed a missing person report every time his mom hid her face behind her hands for the past 30-50 years

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

skill issue, sign of a weak mind. can't imagine being boggled by the most predictable cause and effect in recent memory

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Comrade Toddler rejects the trap of incremental reformism

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bluesky for the next 31 days

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you really would have to be a pretty bad dude to rescue the president

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"they can make you more influential at work" is eight words, idiot

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hundreds of Beavers is, legitimately and with no hyperbole, the hardest I've laughed in YEARS

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

cooking up a batch of Dunkin' Spice like my name is Michael Gourdan

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ZOE FROM CONTROL RESONANT: Hey Dylan, check out this fresh new track. DJ FUNKY MAKARONILAATIKKO: bodega sandwich in my hand/feeling so fresh all over this land/rhymes so free/it’s where I wanna be/word to your mother/NYC. DYLAN: …I wanna go back in the box now.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

can't believe Surf Dracula didn't make the list

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning

NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work
Disgusting.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I want to plug in a physical Game Shark and feel like Zero Cool

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't think the muscle memory for getting all weapons/infinite ammo in GTA3 will ever leave my body

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NICU graduates are unstoppable. Adorable little terminators.

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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She exploded Roy Scheider with her mind.

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23/09/2026

I am trying box. I am trying REAL HARD.

Cardboard box that says "Do not break down"

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 23/09/2026

* Sunday 9/20, 10:32 am: UPS in possession of item * Monday 9/21, 3:47 pm: Arrived at UPS facility, San Pedro 90731 * Tuesday, 6:42 am: Out for delivery, Liaison Office of the Central People's Government, Hong Kong Special Administrative Region

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

YO HOW DID I MISS THIS FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH LET'S GOOOOOOO

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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Exclusive: The Columbus Dispatch caught up with VP Vance's college fling and here's what they had to say.

bisexual visibility couch made of many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Debating adding this to my list of 31 horror movies to watch in October

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the resting face of the Polish, and also many other proud slavic peoples

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

kid rock entering the guitar center contest to open for ed sheeran

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mike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you need a pair of glasses to tell you to not do the most obviously Bad Parenting thing imaginable, maybe you shouldn't be in charge of anything?

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Toscha 🍂 @poemless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The liminal space between the cemetery and the beach is also one of those space-time wrinkle intersections.

Meet me at the corner of Sheridan and Sheridan.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have to wear a wrist brace because I sprained it when I accidentally flipped over mid-water slide last week and I can't stop thinking about this Onion headline lol

Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 11/09/2026

Dear news media: The Muppets are grandfathered in. You can interview them, they are real, and any kayfabe are them being silly fellas. You can't "interview" Tillie Norwood. You are just letting con artists produce propaganda to funnel money into imaginary technology.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rust Belt version of the wall street Fearless Girl statue

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Goody Proctor's Wario is Baddy Gamble

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Beyonce, menacingly, mid-supervillain monologue: Girls

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

lol every time I open Facebook I get some variation of this ad for a seminar(?) in Schaumburg about how to move to New Zealand

Facebook ad for an event titled "How to Move to New Zealand" from an account named "Kiwiamerican"

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