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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have to wear a wrist brace because I sprained it when I accidentally flipped over mid-water slide last week and I can't stop thinking about this Onion headline lol

Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

lol every time I open Facebook I get some variation of this ad for a seminar(?) in Schaumburg about how to move to New Zealand

Facebook ad for an event titled "How to Move to New Zealand" from an account named "Kiwiamerican"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

when I took this quiz like a decade ago it said I talk like I'm from Aurora, which I took as an insult

Results from that dialect quiz site, scientifically confirming that I am from Chicago

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i would prefer not to if that's at all possible, LinkedIn

LinkedIn email with the subject line "Luke, meet john kass, Columnist at tronc (formerly tribune Publ..."

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

there have been some innovations in carnival technology since I was a child, currently waiting in line for a ride that is just a single loop roller coaster

FIRE BALL, a roller coaster carnival ride that is literally just a circular track, all loop all the time baybee

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Finally wrapped up Skate Story, can't overstate how much I loved it. Visually stunning, with incredible music and impeccable vibes tying it all together into something truly remarkable.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

No they aren't. That isn't true.

Screenshot of that tweet that says "people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true."

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

when i look at my phone first thing in the morning because there's something wrong with me

Screenshot from Skate Story showing a weird little imp named Coney standing over the Skater as he lies on a bed saying "Wake up, buddy! It's time to eat shit!"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Skate Story remains delightful and gorgeous

Screenshot from Skate Story showing the Skater in a space full of ethereal yellow light with indistinct hooded figures glaring at him

Screenshot from Skate Story showing a deep violet moon with a plaque in front of it reading "PROPERTY OF SOULXCHANGE, LLC" and a subtitle reading "In the underworld, plaques are law"

A penguin in glasses standing before the violet moon saying "Hahaha! The Moon is mine!"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

email you find in the first level of a survival horror game

Screenshot of an email subject line from Northwestern Medicine that says "Think You Have a Parasite? Don't Panic"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Skate Story is stunning so far. Great skating, impeccable vibes, and funny as hell.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Finally, a perfect fusion of these two

Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"

DW from Arthur looking at a sign on a door with a subtitle that says "That sign can't stop me because I can't read"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

DHS purge of anyone who's ever reposted sickos.jpg

drawing of a guy in a shirt labeled "sickos" leering through a window with a word bubble that says "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!" from that one comic from The Onion

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

"we promise humans did this one"

Headline, subhed and byline from the Chicago Sun-Times:
The best reads of 2025,
curated by our bookish staff
From literary fiction to sci-fi to deep dives in history, these books stayed with our reporters, producers and staffers long after the last page. By Sofie Hernandez-Simeonidis | WBEZ, Ethan Schwabe | WBEZ and Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ staff
Dec 12, 2025, 5:30am CST

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

lol some of these came and went without me even knowing about them

Screenshot of Wikipedia text that reads: Credit Union 1 Amphitheatre (originally World Music Theatre and formerly New World Music Theatre, Tweeter Center, First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre and Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre) is an outdoor music venue located in Tinley Park, Illinois, that opened in

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

grubhub i am a married man

Notification from the GrubHub app that says "Unbutton your pants" with the pants emoji

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight

The Bell Beast in Hollow Knight Silksong next to Hornet just after being defeated

The Bell Beast in Hollow Knight Silksong doing a big friendly roar at Hornet in the fast travel station

The Bell Beast in Hollow Knight Silksong gives Hornet a ride because we're tight now

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

*Charlie Brown voice* I got a rock

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Adding a ton of updates to this thread today through tomorrow because I'm spending 24 hours at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social getting thoroughly spooked

The Music Box Theatre marquee in Chicago with a big friendly skeleton on top for Music Box of Horrors 2025

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

taking one sip of this and getting the irresistible urge to pack the nation's courts with right wing ghouls for generations

Photo of a grocery store shelf with bottles of "The Federalist Cabernet Sauvignon"

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Officer Dick's American Wasteland

Officer Dick, a cop on a skateboard, doing a manual in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The number of Halloween decorations this kid has yelled "I love you" at this morning is melting my spooky little heart

A terrifying toddler in a Ghostface mask with skeleton gloves on stalking menacingly through my living room. It's adorable.

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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

also thought @scumbelievable.bsky.social might appreciate the custom book jacket my wife made so she could read it around the house without spooking our 2yo with the cover art, which is sick as hell