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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 5h
yeah ok
While the interpretation of “subterranean” is to mean fighting in tunnels or trenches, he said he’s literally talking about “the real deal no shit sub-T fight, where you are using the crust of the earth as a three-dimensional maneuver and battle space.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5h
still trying to keep my november hopes in check but some of these republican candidates seem a little surprised they have to run an actual campaign and answer questions
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5h
good god man
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they had SNL on mute at a bar Mads and i were in and during Gillis’ monologue she was like “you can just SEE him not being funny”
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Veddio vershion
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shoot your shot king
Big pickup with vanity plate reading Jolie1. On the tailgate is two portraits of Angelina Jolie and lettering that reads "If you're Angelina Jolie-I'm available." The back window has a decal that reads "Don't blame me I voted for Angelina Jolie"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/10/2026
excuse me what
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the future
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh no! my AI agent went rogue and bought a bunch of weird stuff online using credentials and task parameters I gave it! oh shit, my AI agent went rogue and hacked the state department after I gave it a series of exploits to hack the state department! oh fuck my AI agent went rogue and shit my pa
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is an official purpose tho, the official purpose is the game show host president wants a taxpayer funded pentagon snuff film, officially
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Alex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last week I stumbled across a once-classified report from 1971 that listed the actual times for SLBM attacks and warning systems. What hooked me from the onset was that all the times are listed in *seconds*. This week for DOOMSDAY MACHINES, I try to unpack all that a bit...
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The speed of war
The short times of nuclear warning and attack (1971)
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is fucked up
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Mike @forbesmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tfw you’re trying to push through the hangover but your legs refuse to cooperate
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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PoPville @popville.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“DC Holiday Market Returns to Dupont Circle Thursday, November 12” - through December 23, more here: www.popville.com/2026/10/dc-h...
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“DC Holiday Market Returns to Dupont Circle Thursday, November 12” - PoPville
11 Dupont Circle on New Hampshire Ave, NW From a press release: "The DC Holiday Market returns to Dupont Circle this season, bringing a curated mix of small businesses, local makers, artisan goods, fe...
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wrote about Luca Guadagnino’s ARTIFICIAL. It reminded me more of THE WOLF OF WALL STREET than it did THE SOCIAL NETWORK, only instead of being in charge of a scummy Long Island brokerage, this guy controls aspects of all our lives. It’s not optimistic
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In 'Artificial,' Luca Guadagnino Thinks We Are All Pretty Much Screwed, And Here's The Guy Who Did It
There will be a lot of comparisons of Luca Guadagnino's Artificial (which had its world premiere Monday night at the New York Film Festival) to David Fincher's The Social Network. This makes a lot of ...
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You guys just did an episode about Michael Tracey a few months ago. You couldn't possible do another one so soon... right???"
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE LATE MORNING! HOORAY BIGGER KITTY FRIEND SHAPE ENJOYING THEIR BOX MUCH LIKE MY SMALLER KITTY FRIENDS AT HOME DO!😻😻😻 HT @thrownintosol.bsky.social
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parisians dressed their dogs up for Paris Fashion Week. Video via @reuters.com
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“You're so fucked.” MICHAEL CLAYTON (2007) One of my favourite films this century opened 19yrs ago today.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On one hand you want to stress that plague outbreaks happen every now and then but are quickly contained because antibiotics work and also the symptoms are so lethal that people don't get the opportunity to spread it very far. OTOH this is exactly the crew that would miss small domestic outbreaks.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning Kitten
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welding gloves do not typically provide enough protection to pick up a burning tear gas grenade and will provide no significant protection against a delayed/malfunctioning flashbang if you pick it up.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought it might be appreciated here. #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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JBC @johnbcaddell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
behold beautifully bundled #butterflies #InsectThursday #insects #bugs
Monarch butterflies wintering at Natural Bridges State Park in Santa Cruz, CA
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 30/09/2026
The saddest, emptiest, most miserable wretches ever to crawl the face of the earth are now trying to convince us that music is a "problem" that must be "solved."
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫡 to the king driving down Court St blasting Mr. Brightside
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goose night from the duck choir and goat return, night night
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, when someone suggests my iced coffee is unprofessional
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIMON PEGG impersonating all four Beatles in 10 seconds. Seriously impressive.
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Erin Go Blah @eringoblah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she tub
A tortie in a tub
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“It’s Not Just a Job, It’s An Adventure.”
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Swartz had been batchmates with Altman in the inaugural class of 2005 at the Silicon Valley incubator Y Combinator, and warned his friends about Altman shortly before his passing.

“You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted,” he told one confidante. “He is a sociopath. He would do anything.”
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm not remotely surprised that execs are doing the "subsidize my capex costs or my robot, who is a very special little boy, might decide to be evil, and kill all of us! ahhhh!!!" routine. but i would prefer legislators either get off the take or just admit it instead of pretending to believe them
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 24/09/2026
Desi Lydic was scared of AI, but she would be honored to be murdered by super intelligence!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIMELINE CLEANSE. Four-times Olympic gold medallist dressage horse Dalera retired after Paris 2024 and her rider/owner bred a mini-Dalera and look how cute they all are.
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