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Lou Hempen

@louhempen.bsky.social
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Just some dude, seems harmless, pretty much is. Bear Down.

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North Side Pat @northsidepat.bsky.social · 6h
Kevin Warren doing what he does best - making sure he’s on camera in a victorious locker room
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 6h
I liked this because that news made me happy
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 7h
Just think if the Bears would have got those TO’s
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 7h
Efton Chism is apparently a real person and he plays for the Patriots
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 7h
Ben Johnson to the rest of the NFL
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Thanos Says 'I Am Inevitable'
ALT: Thanos Says 'I Am Inevitable'
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 8h
I won’t hang on the word of Tim Brando.
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 8h
Man, just wait for that PFF grade on Bagent this week
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 8h
If Gordon comes back strong, and Muhammad looks good on outside corner, then I will be happy
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 8h
He was also injured this week, so…
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 9h
I’m BEGGING Fox to have someone else besides Bradshaw to do the highlights. It’s just sad.
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 9h
"It’s OK to love somebody when they’re not perfect.” Hey John Cena, the allegations arent that Vince McMahon isnt perfect. He's a rapist. You're allowed to cut ties at that point. Heck, it's even encouraged.
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 9h
I guess the optimist in me thinks, at least they’re pissing away their money. The pessimist in me knows they have a seemingly endless supply of money.
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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 9h
would really appreciate it if i could stop getting anti-trans anti-talarico ads on the local chicago broadcast of a football game between two teams that have nothing to do with the state of texas
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 10h
Is it me or does officiating get worse every year??
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 10h
I’d say that was a dumb challenge, but this league…
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D Lavoie @djlavoie.bsky.social · 12h
Who exactly do they think decides what merits "outrage" and then implements said outrage?
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An Outrage in 2019.
No Problem in 2026.
Trump Has Moved the Ethical Line.
The president's decision to hold an international summit at his own private golf club, an idea rejected in his first term, illustrates how much he has shattered norms.Hot dog meme from I Think You Should Leave
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 15h
Look at that bunch of dumb son of a bitches clapping like a bunch of fucking monkeys in a zoo. I’m supposed to find common ground with these assholes???
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH COMEDIANS
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Bespoke Federal Reserve Exception @moreyamsterdam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The president of the United States is an adjudicated rapist who bragged about sexually assaulting women and who was such good friends with Jeffrey Epstein that he provided girls for him and was accused in an FBI interview of assaulting an underaged girl.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one ever says “that’s not true”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/10/2026
Your mom spends fifteen thousand dollars a month bringing flowers to this place every Sunday
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'
ALT: Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A few dozen inbred billionaires with handed down fortunes built off sniping wild buffalo from train cars who pay young Southern California 7s to make custom videos confirming their biases about asbestos, rap music and the 19th amendment.
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Tim Robinson: It's Illegal For You To Ask Me That
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this woman has ever expressed an opinion that wasn’t both extremely stupid and extremely evil, I’ve never seen it.
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news!!
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was definitely NOT the game to be celebrating an L on either side.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In some ways, the biggest difference between me and a person who is "successfull in media" is this clip right here. Thompson is summoning every ounce of her strength to sit there and listen to sports praise of a sexual predator. I'd... lose my shit and get fired.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bears 32-16 Loveland finally has his big day. Bagent plays well but the Jets do finally get their first interception in 50 years. Defense shows they are for real, we win the turnover battle like 4-1. 🐻⬇️
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit wave away the sexual assault charges against DeShaun Watson — even saying “winning is the best deodorant” — was pretty jarring, especially this week.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The GOP plan for this fall is to swamp races with dark money and turn the racism dial up to 100
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YES
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Tom Pollin @tjpollin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it possible for both the Browns and Steelers to lose tonight? Can't think of a game that would be more unwatchable tonight.
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This poll is extremely funny since the only reason Fetterman is even in office is because "Someone Else" was Dr. Oz in 2022.
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'mma call out Contreras's barber
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Dan Rather be building @danrather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Grim Reaper of American Democracy looks down from his tower at the destruction wrought in his wake and says "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish I was surprised Kordick sold out his network, his colleagues and his country. I'm not. I never worked with anyone more selfish or more incapable of understanding his role on a team. This pile of rationalizations is him to a tee. I'm surprised only he's still working.
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Quisling at @MSNOWNews who bowed to ownership's demand that the network run the Trump Leni Riefenstahl-like taxpayer-funded ad is Greg Kordick, the former line producer of Countdown who never quite understoo why we were so liberal or why I commented (per @oliverdarcy.bsky.social)
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JFC look at this nonsense.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop it. Just stop.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re gonna fucking destroy republicans in elections and they’ll make noises about trying some shenanigans to maintain control of Congress but in the end they won’t do shit.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hahahaha they were so sure they were holding aces. You’ll never find a dumber or more incompetent bunch of fuckups.
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2nd City Gridiron @2ndcitygridiron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check out @billtzimmerman.bsky.social’s latest Bears Banter with his special guest, former NFL player and coach and current ESPN analyst, Herm Edwards! Herm has thoughts on Case Keenum’s game, Ben Johnson, Dennis Allen, and so much more! 🐻⬇️&🔊⬆️ right here: open.spotify.com/episode/2y9R...
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Bears Banter Ep. 250: Herm Edwards joins to break down Case Keenum's beatdown of the Eagles and the Jets coming up!
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2nd City Gridiron @2ndcitygridiron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check out the latest Bear & Balanced from @berckes.bsky.social & @wiltfongjr.bsky.social, breaking down the #Bears vs #Eagles game with this week's categories! ☑️ Trench Tribute ☑️ Caught up in a Numbers Game ☑️ Sweet Tweets ☑️ Case's Corner! ☑️ 3 Bears 🐻⬇️&🔊⬆️ here! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
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Bear & Balanced: Bears Bully Eagles Again
Podcast Episode · 2nd City Gridiron · September 30 · 52m
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ya, super happy the Bears didn’t do that.
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Lou Hempen @louhempen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Trump is “a poor person’s idea of a rich person”, then Hegseth is “a wimp’s idea of a tough guy”.
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