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Jared Quesadilla

@garyrockrose.bsky.social
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I am a human who is trying to figure out a way to continue working 20 years past my own death so I can reach my retirement goals.

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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 3h
The piece of shit QB game goes to the Browns.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 3h
Well, this is definitely a football game.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 3h
Mike McCarthy looks like he uses sausage gravy as body wash.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 3h
Noted dummy Aaron Rogers cannot move anymore.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 4h
The Browns have a guy named Aiden Honkington according to Al Michaels.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 4h
Somebody should ask coach Blasherflus about what the problem is.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 4h
Tired of the hawks stinking.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be better for everyone's mental health if we didnt live in a barbaric and generally insane society.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, it was an amazing season for PCA. Bears.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow. The Cubes did not give up 3 bombs or any bombs in the first inning.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That first half inning went about exactly as expected.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop it. Just stop.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no, disaster!
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when we were taught that we had some separation of church and state. Not anymore I guess.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy is absolutely the king of all douchebags.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there any food that hasn't been recalled this year? Its like we got a bunch of idiots in charge of everything or something!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What exactly did the Blackhawks practice in the pre season? I wish i didnt believe that their coach and GM are both morons.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp. The Cubs have a game and a half left in their season and the Hawks already look abysmal. Anyway, its imperative that the Bears dont play around with the Jets.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubes and Blackhawks are ruining the previously great vibes.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be watching the Blackhawks soon. This is just kind of how I envisioned this post season going for the cubes.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know, the New York Yankees are a very annoying team.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Makes a lot of sense when you consider his senility.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not a banner 24 hours for Philly sports.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being a total imbecile is disqualifying for a lot of professions. Not the US government though.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dummies
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's channeling his inner Brian Quinn
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum scoring on that QB sneak
Street Fighter II screenshot of E Honda doing his horizontal headbutt
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah. The rams got hosed there. Which they deserve.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If i wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd simply sit by the fireplace with one of those air puffer things.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty safe to conclude that PCA singlehandedly pulled an extremely flawed baseball team into the playoffs.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL red zone is the greatest invention in modern history.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fight fight fight for Iowa
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whoever is running against Josh Turek in Iowa is a giant buffoon, targeting their dumbass "be scared of everything" message in Illinois for some reason.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The minute Trump showed up in Knoxville, you knew Tennessee was toast.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The asshole destroys everything in his flatulent wake, including broadcast microphones. Nothing is spared.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love how people can just say "i hope this asshole strokes out" and you know with 100% certainty who they're talking about.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some intense state run media commercials happening during this IU vs Northwestern game. The guy everyone hates took an ad out for himself.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't particularly love the cubs chances going on the road in the wildcard round.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go Cub
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember the Hamburglar? That guy was stealthy as hell. He would burgle whatever the hell he wanted. You know he was scared of the grimace though.
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Big Mac: Nothing Can Kill The Grimace!
ALT: Big Mac: Nothing Can Kill The Grimace!
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I retract my earlier projection that the Falcons were getting the #1 pick. The Packers might get that.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol at that Sconnie taking her pulse while almost having a nervous breakdown.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tough, but probably unquestionable: Steve Harris Geddy Lee Philip Bynoe Phil Lynott Cliff Burton Geezer Butler
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are they chanting ATL, or Green Bay Sucks?
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am just smiling thinking that the Packers might be ass.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has been a very entertaining NFL game. Really enjoying what's occurring.
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