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Lord Notix

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Knower of a great deal of useless things he/him

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guy who is anti-socialist because he might have to learn a third thing regarding why the curtains are blue
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads up for UK folks, The Substance just got added to BBC iPlayer.
A movie poster for the movie The Substance directed by Coralie Fargeat starring Demo Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid. The poster shows a green vial of activator fluid and lots of positive review quotes.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Lord Notix @lordnotix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a subtweet
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who amongst us hasn't been tempted...
Accountant calls police after being asked to attend meeting
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
it's a lovely michaelmas day and you are a horrible goose
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STILL Labour refuses to implement rent controls. Is it because so many Labour MPs are landlords…?
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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comms closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
armour variants
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Treblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn.”
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In addition, R* has accused some fired workers of ‘openly and vituperatively disparaging and defaming’ R* and T2. Apparently, the phrase ‘cowardly corporate fuck’ was used to describe one manager. A sequence of HR announcements were also mocked as being ‘like a shit advent calendar.’
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
cultural differences are interesting because if i were to say: “ i buy meat on Amazon” anyone i know would look at me with undisguised pity and disgust
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/08/2026
Book
Skull drawing
"How to Succeed in Business and Then Die Anyway"
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Job tats
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 20/02/2026
Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter -
PAUL McMULLAN:
Oh, yeah -
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- which is one case that you truly do regret.
PAUL McMULLAN:
I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station.
Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.BROOKE GLADSTONE:
And you offered her 50 pounds -
PAUL MCMULLAN:
Yeah.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for.
PAUL McMULLAN:
No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.BROOKE GLADSTONE:
So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless?
PAUL McMULLAN:
I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I?
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself.
PAUL McMULLAN:
Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.
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Lord Notix @lordnotix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
a hamper?
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Steve Carter @shieldaig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fridays are bin lorry days. And here it comes.
Lorry in the distance on a single track road.
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Lord Notix @lordnotix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BFSP is, imho, Warhammer Fantasy epitomised.
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Kitbashcat @kitbashcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You ever wish you could distil an era of hobby something down, grind it to a powder, and inject it directly into your bloodstream? Because I would kill for BFSP. The art, the janky miniatures, the roll-out grass mat with the vacuformed flocked hills... HNNGN GET IN MY VEINS. #nerdlings
The front page from a booklet entitled "Warhammer Battle for Skull Pass" that came with a starter set of the same name. The image is in all BOLD colours, primarily bright, firey reds and yellows. On it, two opposing armies of miniatures, Dwarves and Goblins, face each other in GLORIOUS COMBAT. The bases are still edged in green, that's how you know it was TOP NOTCH.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bordeaux, France, has now recorded more days above 40°C in 2026 alone than during the entire 105-year period from 1920 (when observations began) to 2025. This is deeply shocking.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when I get mad at a stupid comment online
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Lord Notix @lordnotix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Re last rt Bring back the British Restaurant!
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
people thought i was joking but universal basic pub/cafe
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Nathaniel Mills @natman82.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not a new kitbash, just more of the same. A second unit of Thallax Gargoyles for the ever growing Vampire Mechanicum project #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer #horusheresy #mechanicum
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Disco Central Banker @centralbanker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As Deutsche Bank is being raided for the third time this year, it’s worth remembering that when Germany pitched Frankfurt as the home of the EU AML Authority , one of its selling points was that the authority’s onsite inspections would be within walking distance.
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Warhammer 40k Wh40k
Alt: Warhammer 40k Techpriest
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ghost Retired Pirate LeChuck
Bearded zombie pirate enjoying a can of grog while fishing.
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Thursday Garreau @keftiu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
they could never make me hate r/rpg
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Apollo gift of prophecy
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Need a sedevacantist movement to declare the 2026 World Cup final forever unplayed
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love opening a pdf in a vertical monitor, and having the left third be "here is a load of things adobe can do", the right third "do you want an ai summary of this" and the actual thing I wanted to read a slender strip in the middle. A Brazilian of useful information.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
historians can you confirm whether or not this is the original "t shirt raising a lot of questions answered by the t shirt"
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Paris turns the Seine into a giant air conditioner. 100 km of pipes now channel river water through heat exchangers to cool 800 buildings. The way the system works is by transferring heat through closed loops, room by room, until it disperses back into the Seine. buff.ly/mosFlsz #ShareGoodNewsToo
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‘Kind of miracle solution’: How Paris is harnessing the Seine to replace air-con
City plans to triple system of underground pipes that distribute chilled river water, reducing need for individual cooling units
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me, at her open coffin: why isn't she handcuffed to it
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PureAsbestos @pureasbestos.com · 11/07/2026
"Lenin in the Tretyakov Gallery" edited so that Lenin is holding a gun pointing at the painting, which has a shoddily concealed Meccha Chameleon character hiding on it.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nice, france
A screen shot of a weather forecast for nice, france. On this date, a saturday, at 13:00, it was sunny and 69 degrees out . The graphic shows a cream colored background with grey and black text and a yellow circle depicting a sun
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Lord Notix @lordnotix.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yolo
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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There’s a scene in the dystopian sci-fi movie Minority Report where Tom Cruise’s character is riding in an autonomous vehicle that gets remotely commandeered by the police to bring him into custody. The audience is supposed to see this as flagrant disregard for privacy and due process.
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Lord Notix @lordnotix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Imagine how much better D&D would be if Bard wasn't a class and just assumed that that's how everyone was. None of this Bard-Paladin multiclass nonsense. That's just a Paladin.
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