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@lordllama.bsky.social
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Software dev. Video game enjoyer. Llamas are neat.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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sof @mofu.run · 02/10/2026
ngl, 0g olympics would be hilarious
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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LLama @lordllama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did a whole rustdesk setup a while back with my own relay and everything and so far probably 9/10 times I've used it has been to turn my desktop off from my laptop without getting up from the couch.
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SnowsMom 🐶❤️🌊 @snowsmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is the way Bluesky has become like Twitter and I, for one, wish we weren't playing this game.
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Teeklin @teeklin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the more the left becomes the party of "you can't use this, you can't do this, you can't like this" instead of the party of "we should stop this bad thing so we can enjoy the good parts of this new innovation" the more we surrender tech to the rich capitalists and their predatory whims
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes, this is a real image of jupiter, the universe is an artist
Enhanced-color image of Jupiter from NASA’s Juno spacecraft, showing the planet’s curved edge against black space. Jupiter’s atmosphere is filled with intricate swirling clouds and storms in deep blue, brown, orange, cream, and white, with several bright oval storms scattered across the scene. The turbulent cloud patterns resemble brushstrokes in a painting, especially around the darker blue south polar region.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/12/2024
A cute tan cow sniffing someone's hand "She's never had to get a code
from her Authenticator app"
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want a way of living that doesn't revolve on relentless production.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/11/2024
Dan Sheehan (@ltsDanSheehan) on twitter: "The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/11/2024
"Look at this beautiful Florida swamp cat and her adorable kittens."

A lovely smallish gator on a pavement, looking out over thirteen baby gators.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/11/2024
A pink lineart deer on a glitchy flower background, retro green sans serif lettering: "you always deserve love yah goof."
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Nick @nickatnite37.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One post called these kinds of people “extremely online tenderqueers” and honestly, it feels so real. Like the language used isn’t what community organizers use, it’s what people use in their siloed off discord server that they never leave. It reeks of rampant detachment from societal interaction.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/09/2026
Millions of surveillance cameras watching our every move, but the cameras never seem to turn up any clues in these cases. Weird how that works.
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Cases of Black people found hanged in the US South are a reminder of nation's lynching history
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree, has stirred distressing memories of the grim U.S. history of lynchings
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 23/09/2026
can i start a new game please i think my save file is corrupted
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LLama @lordllama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to be better about curating my bluesky experience. And I probably shouldn't browse on an empty stomach
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 22/09/2026
As I stated months ago, Palantir's software is a piece of junk. If you're modeling data about the real world into an ontology, and your ontology does not feature bitemporal modeling — a very basic technique for "when was the observation recorded and for what dates did it hold", your ontology sucks.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 21/09/2026
listen i know ur gonna exhale loudly when i say this but it bears repeating: "SHE WOULD NOT BE HELD TO THIS MUCH SCRUTINY IF SHE WASN'T A TRANS WOMAN!"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
randy (@randyfactory) on Twitter: 
muhammad ali: "float like a butterfly"
jellyfish: "done"
muhammad ali: "sting like a bee"
jellyfish: "i am nailing this"
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GREETINGS! @greetings-wort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Teeklin @teeklin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Sorry, best we can do is attack trans kids" -Democrats
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
rubbercasing on tumblr: "you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first"

elamimax replies: "First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village."
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LLama @lordllama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is honestly astounding how many of the vibe coders seem to not remotely understand their own LLM harnesses or how context management works. God the brainrot on twitter is insane
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As the opposite of a computer toucher, I sometimes worry that I'm not keeping up with the development of things. Luckily, I'm smart enough to realize that if the "most dangerous" LLMs need warehouses full of GPUs to function, they can't just "break out" and start running on random PCs.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly just touch the fucking stove already buddy. We’re already boned six ways to Sunday, might as well make it Sunday.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
sorry i missed your texts and emails, i was tending to all my little grudges
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LLama @lordllama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I get why people love videos of assholes messing with the wrong person and finding out, but it's absolutely insane on some of these videos where people have CLEARLY suffered potentially life threatening brain injuries and the comments just absolutely gleeful
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LLama @lordllama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My "state of the economy indicator" is the parasocial relationship I have with the previous owner of my phone number Dwayne has recently acquired debt collectors over a t mobile bill
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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jackmoli.bsky.social @jackmoli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“We just desperately need to defeat the fascists! And to do that, we must join hands with them on this issue and accept their framing and loudly affirm to everyone that they’re right.”
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing I don't think dems who have lost Texas understand: ceding ground to Republican talking points doesn't win you voters. No one who thought you stood with The Trans Menace is going to vote for you even if you say you don't. They're fuckin' crazy. All you're doing is losing Progressive votes.
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LLama @lordllama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The AI code era is just fucking insane because how on earth am I supposed to review 6k lines worth of new code on a NEARLY DAILY BASIS. It's not realistic. And I swear to god if any random ass AI bros come into the replies again to tell me to just use more AI to summarize the code I'm gonna lose it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i do not like what ai technology is allowing humans to become
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026
I really wish the AI skepticism here was actually informed on the capabilities of these models and how quickly they've developed. You can be anti-AI and still have a deep understanding of how this stuff works rather than just blindly saying "AI doesn't work."
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