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Lorcan Roche Kelly

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Still trying to figure out how those Renaissance guys managed to get it all done

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POLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 13h
Germany and its allies rebuffed Ireland’s plan to downsize the bloc’s next seven-year budget, arguing that the proposed cuts are not enough.
politico.eu
Germany warns EU that €159B budget cuts are not enough
Frugal countries said an end-of-year agreement is less likely after Ireland’s proposal.
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Bob Burgess @bobburgess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why aren't gas prices dropping if oil is flowing through the Strait? The answer: "For a sign of just how extraordinary oil shipping costs have become, consider this: It’s now more expensive to hire a tanker from the US to China than to launch a rocket into space." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Hiring US-to-China Oil Tanker Costs More Than Launching a Space Rocket
For a sign of just how extraordinary oil shipping costs have become, consider this: It’s now more expensive to hire a tanker from the US to China than to launch a rocket into space.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The choice of pics in this post made me briefly think it was a Christa Pike update.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This sounds very much like they do not have the means
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New high score!
€138 for a fill of diesel for my car :(
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Greylace @greylace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The government announces exciting steps to make the next downturn even more dramatic!
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Ben Chu @benchu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's happened to crude oil flows from the Middle East since the US war on Iran began? 🛢️ Has Iran effectively choked off the Strait of Hormuz? Or is the Strait now basically open as the US claims? & what's happened to other exit routes? Here's a helpful way of visualising it...📊 👇1/8
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You got what you paid for :P
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Nivi @niviis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to see U2 at their Dublin "secret" gig....and only heard the drunk guy beside me the whole time... belting out all the songs at the top of his voice. Only time he was quiet was when they performed Silencio... coz he didn't know the lyrics 😂
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
10/10, no notes
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Lukashenko says Belarus doesn’t have enough potash for Trump
“Even if we wanted to supply [potash] to other, Western markets, we simply do not have those volumes,” said the Belarusian president.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Probably should concentrate at the short end...
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Need to open the discount window. Just make sure it's not one any higher than the first floor
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's still Artifical Insemination down on the farm. And crypto is a disease calves get.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/3uOFd... In which he watches Glenn Beck literally inject "food regulations are bad" into Trump's mind like some kind of fucked up parasitic wasp, in real time.
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Unregulated beef: from the people that think raw milk at scale is perfectly safe
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Iceland votes 53-47 to reject re-starting negotiations to join EU. Result driven by desire to maintain control over fishing, which makes up 40% of Iceland’s exports. Reflected in geographic results. Capital Reykjavik voted around 55-45 in favour, while rest of country clearly voted against.
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Karthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Carney dramatically escalates fissile US-Canada tensions by dropping Hydronym Bomb.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In a couple of hundred years there will be an Old Folk tradition where people celebrate the start of the Harvest Season by dressing up as ‘Knocking Burke’ a figure dressed in black who stands outside the village walls trying to get in to steal away the children before he gets shooed away.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yea, but the other 25% is going to rip your face off
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Really enjoyed their performance in Soapie's Choice
Robot floor cleaner which declares its nane is Meryl Sweep in an attempt to humanise the robot takeover.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Big tech has a lot of work to do to convince us that they are not just pervert glasses" Maybe, but the problem is, whatever else they are, they will always *also* be pervert glasses (The video is worth a watch for @katie0martin.ft.com's thoughtful review) www.ft.com/content/3f25...
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Kevin Hjortshøj O’Rourke @kevinhorourke.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
I suspect that European voters today also want their leaders to stand up to Trump and would reward them for doing so.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Sorry mate, we only have walking birds today"
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Earth in the time of the dinosaurs (from the point of view of the iridium aliens)
static.klipy.com
Starship Troopers: It's a Bug Planet!
ALT: Starship Troopers: It's a Bug Planet!
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well, of course they'd say that :) From here www.ft.com/content/161e...
"A manager at a major European lubricants producer said the situation remained fluid."
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If Ireland wants or needs nuclear power it can build a big wire to France and buy it from them at a fraction of the time & cost.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dunno, seems like a useful shorthand
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just move here. Enough of this flip flopping ;)
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Found a determined fossil today. The world has eroded away underneath it, but it's still hanging on. Think I'll call it Infantino.
Seashell (?) fossil standing proud of limestone rock The world has moved on. The fossil hasn't
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Daniel Kinahan story is typical Ireland. All this fuss over the Gangland criminal that's returned from abroad after years while the Gangland criminals that stayed in Ireland go overlooked. It's just like when my cousin came back from Australia.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 07/08/2026
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Rafferty @rafferty-bs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The British planning culture creates horrors you couldn't imagine
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
YBGIBG* analysis is always a great free ride for anyone looking for some attention *(You'll Be Gone, I'll Be Gone) From today's excellent weekend essay Does Silicon Valley dream of Philip K Dick? - giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kind of headline you see in the opening montage to a zombie movie
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Toby Nangle @tobyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🚨 Remember when the US Treasury caused that major yen rally in ‘98? Us neither www.ft.com/content/5506...
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Remember when the US Treasury caused that major yen rally in ‘98?
Us neither
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 04/08/2026
Oh so having hobbies is illegal now is it
Man arrested after dressing up in 'Grim Reaper' costume on hospital roof and staring at patients
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy birthday to the always super-smart and entertaining @ljkawa.bsky.social
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cc @aisling7468.bsky.social
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/07/2026
the non-pervert use cases for pervert glasses are just so *lame*. These things will literally never happen with pervert glasses, which are aimed pretty squarely, as we know, at perverts. www.meta.com/en-gb/blog/m...
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 27/07/2026
when you just know a sign is aimed at one specific person and their ways
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NEt zeRo iS ToO expENsiVe
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Chicken game
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Colin Macqueen @ccrgmac.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wasn’t at all interested in the Commonwealth Games until:
A giant rocket-powered Tunnocks tea cake.
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Lorcan Roche Kelly @lorcanrk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The difference between the UK and the US is that, for the UK, the line moves after the announcement is made...
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A fitting emblem of that game.
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Simon H @simonh77.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The most classless fucking losers ever have lost. Get it right fucking up you Argentina.
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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 19/07/2026
Upside down exclamation marks
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