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I fell asleep at the wheel and boy are my alms tired #proudIDIOT #moronicle #clinicallyclumsoid #baltimore

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you cant just swear something on all of the rescued pets in America
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“ … and all this while fully conscious—!”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“I love the pit, and Paul got to interact with the pit -“
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“That's the problem with comedy. You can have a great premise, but then you have to make jokes. You have to make jokes that are funny. And I'm not saying I know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. That's why I don't have a vampire sitcom on CBS.”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Just the usual suffering”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I just feel sad inside…. Is there any way for me to feel better?”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
90 Day Defiancé
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This was the first post on my “popular with friends” feed, god bless you
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why must I feel this way
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“… perhaps a further thought: the foot as a kind of degraded hand.”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Walking taco? I’d rather be talking Waco.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Times Square Wolferine
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gas Station Prozac
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2/13/13 7/21/26 I will miss you forever Until I die
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Either Carney grey-rocks him or even the most milquetoast provocation will be used as an excuse for further abuse
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why would law matter to a criminal government?
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only concession that they will accept is complete capitulation and that we thank them for the privilege of being under their boot. These are not reasonable or rational people.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s heartening to read this, honestly
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Check out the vintage McDonalds pins in this local auction I saw: maxsold.com/auction/1112...
maxsold.com
Bid Gallery | London (Ontario, Canada) PARTNER MANAGED Downsizing Online Auction - Trillium Crescent | Maxsold
Shop online estate sales and auctions at Maxsold!
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ari Astor’s remake of “The Carrier” (1988)
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Incredibly happy to hear this
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
All I have And I can’t treat him right
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I wanna see what the beard looks like after
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
La Creatura
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yucky Terry
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
He still hears the guy’s screams in the wind
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
She was replaced by the Nikki who truly did love Bear more than anyone in the entire world. He loathes his reflection — she mixes their perspectives! The disasters of cowardice and magic. A vile film. 10/10
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
In lieu of five hundred, he would say “nine”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mormon furries soak while yiffing
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
from a sack of trash to a stack of cash
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
neutered harmonica
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
r/peyote Rabbit ate my cactus, will it be ok?
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u/AvantGardenGallery • 4h • i.redd.it
Rabbit ate my cactus, will it be ok?
[image of single Peyote cactus with a bite taken out of it, clearly made by the two front teeth of a lagomorph]
“I've recently been given a bunch of williamsii babies, and they live on a windowsill next to a table where my rabbit likes to sit and look at the street like a cat.
There's usually a strong barrier between them, but last night I took it off so I can do some work on the table. Forgot to put it back and noticed a chunk is missing from one of the peyotes this morning!
The rabbit seems fine, she was just very anti-social last night and went to bed early without snuggling with me. We have an appointment with a vet in a few days. I'II ask about my fur baby then.
But on to my green baby, is it going to be ok? l've sanitized the wound, but it looks dried already.
There are deep teeth marks that I've just sanitized and left alone. Should I cut into them to clean it? I'm an experienced plant parent, but a cactus noob.”
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David Gilbert @davidgilbert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Inside Palantir, people are finally waking up to the fact that they might actually be the bad guys Great reporting once again from @makenakelly.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/palant...
wired.com
Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys
Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s Tron meets Angela’s Ashes
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
see The Drama in theatres
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Renfaire Uniqlo
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Ed Kane 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @3dkan3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A gift article for you to read, if you're interested. wapo.st/4c1GyNi
wapo.st
Risky commando plan to seize Iran’s uranium came at Trump’s request
A plan briefed to Trump last week to insert ground forces to remove Iran’s nuclear material would be a very difficult endeavor of a type never before attempted in wartime.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Amanda Guy, co-owner of HappenChance
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I have not laughed harder at an episode of television in a long time. The incredulous 48 Hours reporter when the neighbour asked him to tell the murderer son that he wants to “do anything that he can” to help him out once he’s out of prison was A+
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WIRED @wired.com · 28/03/2026
R3 Bio has a bold idea for replacing lab animals: genetically-engineered whole organ systems that lack a brain. The long-term goal, says a cofounder, is to make human versions.
wrd.cm
A Billionaire-Backed Startup Wants to Grow 'Organ Sacks' to Replace Animal Testing
R3 Bio has a bold idea for replacing lab animals: genetically-engineered whole organ systems that lack a brain. The long-term goal, says a cofounder, is to make human versions.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
SCOOP— Trump wants a 24k gold coin w/ his face on it for America 250, but an official at a late February coin advisory committee meeting called it something only done by "nations ruled by kings or dictators." After NYT reported the criticism, US Mint yanked online vid of the meeting w/o explanation.
thehandbasket.co
US Mint takes down video of meeting criticizing proposed Trump 24K gold coin
A coin advisory committee called the design for the America 250 coin something only produced by "kings or dictators."
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
my partner’s dentist was confident that he could remove his wisdom teeth in his (nonsurgical) office, realized that he was in over his head, and then threw in the towel and sent him home halfway through. SOLIDARITY
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
we’re not that lucky and they’re not that brave
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Jennifer N. Victor @jenvictor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an incredible documentation of the systematic, intentional collapse of American health science, by Elizabeth Ginexi. open.substack.com/pub/elizabet...
open.substack.com
I Wrote Research Funding Announcements for NIH for 22 Years. This Year They’ve Published 14
How NIH went from 756 funding announcements to 14 in two years — and what it means for every disease that depends on federal research
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Scott Robertson @sarobertson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
PM of Denmark Mette Frederiksen on Mark Carney: "The speech you gave in Davos, I have never experienced anything like this. I mean, people in Denmark have been talking about, they have been reading your speech. And I don't think I have ever heard so many reflections on a speech from a colleague."
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Breaking: the DOGE deposition videos have been taken off YouTube. On Friday the government asked a judge to intervene, said the videos could cause reputational damage, death threats. Judge agreed, ordered them removed: www.404media.co/doge-deposit...
404media.co
DOGE Deposition Videos Taken Down After Judge Order and Widespread Mockery
The government asked a judge to stop the spread of the videos on YouTube. The judge agreed, and ordered their immediate removal.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
never stopped creating it baby 😎
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
we need to go back to the island
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