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MORON

@longtermstorage.bsky.social

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I fell asleep at the wheel and boy are my alms tired #proudIDIOT #moronicle #clinicallyclumsoid #baltimore

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

r/peyote Rabbit ate my cactus, will it be ok?

r/peyote
u/AvantGardenGallery • 4h • i.redd.it
Rabbit ate my cactus, will it be ok?
[image of single Peyote cactus with a bite taken out of it, clearly made by the two front teeth of a lagomorph]
“I've recently been given a bunch of williamsii babies, and they live on a windowsill next to a table where my rabbit likes to sit and look at the street like a cat.
There's usually a strong barrier between them, but last night I took it off so I can do some work on the table. Forgot to put it back and noticed a chunk is missing from one of the peyotes this morning!
The rabbit seems fine, she was just very anti-social last night and went to bed early without snuggling with me. We have an appointment with a vet in a few days. I'II ask about my fur baby then.
But on to my green baby, is it going to be ok? l've sanitized the wound, but it looks dried already.
There are deep teeth marks that I've just sanitized and left alone. Should I cut into them to clean it? I'm an experienced plant parent, but a cactus noob.”

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Post on r/dollarama “Don't let your kids put their mouth on these... I was witnessing a bunch of teenagers farting into them. I figured that this is not behavior limited to teenagers at my store. stop tooting these horns unless you wash them first! People are gross!”

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Reddit post: image shot from a row of theatre seats of the person in front of them in London’s West End. The woman in front of the photographer is drinking soup straight from the can. It’s unclear what kind of soup it is. It’s sort of beige and the label has peas and carrots on it.

The text of the post: Theatre etiquette?
Thoughts on someone eating (drinking) soup out of a can during a show? It has stinked the area up
Looking forward to seeing Paddington regardless!

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Image of a Nestle Crunch Bar. The word CRUNCH is massive and there’s crack lines between the N and C as though the word was dropped from a great height onto the label.

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

A bunch of drops made of glass

A bunch of drops made of glass

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Seaweed. She doesn’t care about the raw fish when we get sushi but she is obsessed with the wrapper.

Abra, a grey tabby cat with green eyes, peers out from inside a big paper takeout bag. What could she be thinking?

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Mike Pence’s rabbit Marlon Bundo

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

r/druggardening My MIL took cuttings of my E. Novo for a flower arrangement. Trying not to be mad

“r/druggardening
My MIL took cuttings of my E. Novo for a flower arrangement. Trying not to be mad”

The image shows an attractive handmade bouquet of flowers (fuscia roses, baby’s breath, and some small pink and purple ones that I don’t know what they are I’m sorry) as well as a lime green sprig of foliage from an erythroxylum novogranatense, a flowering shrub whose leaves contain high levels of cocaine. The bouquet is looking beautiful in a plastic cup filled with chilled water and it’s sitting on the fake dark wood grain of a tray in what’s clearly a hospital room. There’s a sliver of a huge insulated mug on the left side of the tray. Is it a sympathy bouquet? Congratulations for a baby? We will never know.

“r/druggardening
My MIL took cuttings of my E. Novo for a flower arrangement. Trying not to be mad”

The image shows the obviously pruned erythroxylum novogranatense, the flowering shrub whose leaves contain high levels of cocaine. We can only assume that the titular “MIL” is responsible. The shrub is growing in a large black plastic nursery pot on a wooden deck. The deck also has a bunch of other black plastic plant nursery junk around the pot and a bucket of cat litter. It rained recently, but it isn’t raining now

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

a left hand clasps a desiccated squirrel tail. the hand’s thumbnail is painted pink. the tail kind of looks like a dried seed head I guess

a right hand clasps a desiccated squirrel tail. the hand has pink fingernails. the tail kind of looks like a dried seed head. there’s only hair on the end of the tail

a desiccated squirrel tail laying on a mossy green log. the tail kind of looks like a dried seed head. there’s only hair at the end 30% of the tail

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Kingdom Come (J.G. Ballard, 2006)

A vandalized public sculpture of the character Paddington Bear seated on a public bench. The head and front half of the hollow statue have been broken away, leaving the back of the statue remaining on the bench like half of an egg shell. The interior of the statue is unpainted.

The same location as the previous image (the sidewalk of a highstreet with shops.) A purple event tent has been erected over the vandalized statue, which is completely obscured. Small pots of marmalade and some loose slices of bread has been left as offerings to the smashed statue.

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

It’s a recoloured photo, Oswald’s sweater was actually black

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

“yeh fookin laffin, whatcha laffin about lad?” - the normal Canadian man. fuck this spud is perfect for grasping that’s what

perfectly graspable potato

perfectly graspable potato. cerebral curves

perfectly graspable potato. like that asteroid

perfectly graspable potato. it almost says something to you

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

the dreaded white hand gripping a yellow Yukon Gold potato, the most famous potato ever bred in Canada. it has been held in high esteem by famous chefs across North America for more than 50 years due to its buttery flavour and smooth, creamy texture. left grip alpha configuration

the dreaded white hand gripping a yellow Yukon Gold potato, the most famous potato ever bred in Canada. it has been held in high esteem by famous chefs across North America for more than 50 years due to its buttery flavour and smooth, creamy texture. left grip beta configuration

the dreaded white hand gripping a yellow Yukon Gold potato, the most famous potato ever bred in Canada. it has been held in high esteem by famous chefs across North America for more than 50 years due to its buttery flavour and smooth, creamy texture. right grip alpha configuration

the dreaded white hand gripping a yellow Yukon Gold potato, the most famous potato ever bred in Canada. it has been held in high esteem by famous chefs across North America for more than 50 years due to its buttery flavour and smooth, creamy texture. right grip beta configuration

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Coffee mug with a white body and black handle. The first two paragraphs of the Wikipedia summary of “Mr. Bean” is written on the mug in small text set in Optima.

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

What if Hitler had been
Woke: Dismantling Racial
Prejudices: A Stand Against Anti-Semitism
Yaniv Tinstein
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Aug 03, 2023
$39.95

Overview
Language
English
No. of Pages
154
For all the victims of history's tragedies. May their memory remind us to always strive for a world defined by peace, understanding, and empathy. In
"What if Hitler Was Woke?: An Alternative History", Yaniv Tinstein invites readers on a thought-provoking journey through a world that could have been.
What if one of history's most infamous figures, Adolf Hitler, had championed peace, tolerance, and liberal ideals instead of war and hatred? Through detailed historical contexts and a compelling narrative, Tinstein presents a fascinating reimagining of Hitler's life and the course of world events. This speculative narrative challenges readers to reflect on the power of individual choices and the impact they have on history, promoting a more empathetic and nuanced understanding of history and its figures. This book is a compelling read for history buffs, fans of alternative history, and anyone interested in exploring the intriguing 'what ifs' past. "A fascinating and thought-provoking alternative history that makes you see the world in a

new light." - Sarah J. "Tinstein has created an engaging narrative that pushes the boundaries of traditional historical interpretations." - Mark R. "It's not just a book, it's a journey into the realm of 'what could have been'." - Hannah L. "A riveting exploration of history that challenges the reader to think and reflect deeply." - Alex M. "This book will make you question everything you thought you knew about history!" - Emma T. "An innovative take on Hitler's narrative that will leave you pondering long after you turn the last page." - Daniel S.
"Compelling, insightful, and impossible to put down.
A must-read!" - Sophie A. "Tinstein's book offers an entirely fresh perspective on one of history's most notorious figures." - George K. "A powerful testament to the influence of individual choices and the potential they hold to shape history." - Megan R.
"Unputdownable! It stretches the limits of the imagination and leaves you hungry for more." - Jack b

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

A white-haired old woman with a blank expression in a white nightie inexorably walks across the quad of a college campus towards us

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

An ad on reddit.com that reads: "This free book focuses on the fall of the United States and the soon coming events that will unfold with it. You need to know what’s going on so that you can be prepared before these events begin!" There's a small thumbnail of the book's cover which features a bald eagle being strangled by a banner reading "e pluribus unum" with arrows scattered at it's talons.

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Theo Faron, a former activist turned cynical bureaucrat, witnesses the coffee shop he just exited be blown up by a terrorist bombing, immediately after learning about the death of Baby Diego (the world’s youngest person.) And the explosion makes Theo drop his coffee, too! What a bad start to his day.

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Football player Billy Cole uses his Beretta 84F "Cheetah" to shoot opposing football players. It’s raining heavily. A still from the film “the Last Boy Scout” (1991)

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The largest faces of two 2 litre Tetra pack cartons of Natrel 2% milk are tilted towards the camera while resting on the top of a large skid of other milk cartons. The boxes are both blue and black. One shows a Santa Claus (in blue suit) clutching a glass of milk and looking directly into our eyes. The other has a minion (the one with one eye and the goggles) holding the glass of milk instead of a Santa Claus. They’re framed at identical sizes. They’re nothing looking right at you.
The milk is certified by the Diary Farmers of Canada!

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

when you least expect it, it will appear to kill you

Through a wooden lattice and a restaurant window, behind a huge white truck, and being witnessed by a family, the apex of the first Cybertruck in this part of southern Ontario is ruining my life

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

Just like this stupid anecdote

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

Ćele Kula, a square stone monolith embedded in nearly a thousand Serbian skulls created for the Sultan of Turkey in 1809 following the battle of Čegar Hill. This is a black and white drawing of it with a wooden pergola over it supported by four posts. The entire structure is surrounded by a little picket fence and there is a big black spooky leafless tree looming behind and to the right.

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Hello?!?

MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 28/06/2024