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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lightning I've never asked very much from you but tonight I have a few favors to ask
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Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
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Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
working on stuff
3D illustration of a larger circular room with glass double doors on the far side. on the floor of the room are the words:

"I’m walking back to the hotel. I get three-quarters of the way out of the lobby, and all of a sudden I go, “ohhh fuck.” And I’m standing here like this. I got my butt pinched so fuckin’ … I’m fucked. I can’t move. All of a sudden, you know, I felt all right, I went just like this … *BWWWWWFFFFFHHHH* Water. I had some food poisoning from the crabs. Take off my leather jacket. Tied it around my waist. And I’m just standing there, and it’s just runnin’ down my leg. I got jeans on, black bucks, no socks. And I just start fuckin’ walkin’. Every time I’m walkin’, something’s coming out. It’s water. Straight fuckin’ water. Then, to show you how sick I was, to tell you how sick I was, then I’m standing outside, I go to get out my cell phone, and I call a guy … [inaudible] I said, “Larry, you won’t believe this. I’m standing outside the fuckin’ Bellagio. I can’t move. I got shit everywhere. I shit all over myself. And Larry’s about a 48 waist. So he brings me over a pair of pants. And some towels, and some towels.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The best picture goes to Drunk Driving For Noble Reasons
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/03/2026
Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 31/01/2026
$250,000 raised
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Key quote from the judge's order releasing Liam Ramos & his father: "Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned."
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 31/01/2026
HOLY SMOKES! The team has already hit a little over $100k in just an hour! twitch.tv/giantbomb twitch.tv/minnmaxshow Donate here: bit.ly/iceoutminneapolis
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Honestly, I have a better idea.
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a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Oops all bathrooms
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Gotta own it, this is a category one pants-shitting by the Aggies
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Gotta throw out the shoes and socks and everything, full bad shrimp aftermath type situation
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 15/11/2025
First Clinton, now this? Good for him
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I heard Mamdani has this messed up routine where he pretends to remove the nose - OF A CHILD - but it’s actually his thumb the whole time????
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Jim Amendments has me covered
Jim Amendments meme of Stone Cold Steve Austin labeled "The Third Amendment" giving the finger to Shawn Michaels labeled "700 marines eyeing the futon in me and my roomates flex 2br in Santa Monica"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/10/2025
Sam Pennman
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Elite chyron work here
Kalen DeBoer is 12-2 in a black hoodie
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Remember that the Trump Administration demands you idolize these agents and not condemn them. But they’re Gestapo trash.
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$5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy @chairtrophy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Ryan AKA Ben Graven @bengraven.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Absolutely brilliant - even better than our own country is capable of.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/08/2025
Saying goodbye this weekend to an old man who was a great and beloved leader. I refer of course to Lee Corso
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 28/08/2025
This podcast clip showed up on the Discord today and reminded me that I should really reinstall Phantom Pain.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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dcburns74.bsky.social @dcburns74.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Different brand though, since it was non-lethal.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 22/08/2025
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
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"Jack White is a washed up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career," wrote Cheung. "It's apparent he's been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of The People's House."--White House Communications Director Steven Cheung

Listen, I'm an artist and not a politician so I'm in no need to give my answer or opinion on
anything if I'm not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn't me calling out trump's
blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about
Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous "wall" construction, his attacks on the disabled
his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress,
his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at
distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the
Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic
Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with
poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing
to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise
and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake "gunshot to the ear"
that he showed no medical records or photographs of his constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. No, it wasn't me calling out any of that, it was the fucking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults.
How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? Masquerading as a
real artist? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here's my opinion,
trump is masquerading as a human being.officialjackwhite
He's masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy.
He's been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he's involved in
has prospered except by using other people's money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift. His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung
and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and
"ample time on
at golf than
helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There
progress with him, only
smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy. So maga folk, enjoy your
concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain't spending any
money agenda. on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremascist country club rich idiot.
No intelligent person can defend this
low life fascist. This bankrupter of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka,
trump water, etc. This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have
fleeced the American people over and over. This professional golf cheat, this grifter who
has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands,
this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and
voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality
television stars. Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman
leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain
who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves.
And no I'm not a Democrat either, I'm a human being raised in Detroit, I'm an artist who's
owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he
was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a
cheap grifter and a thief.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Jack White is so badass and I love it.
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Pants 🩳 @cactuspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
They should have done this:
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/08/2025
NEWS: DNC Chair Ken Martin says TX State Rep. Nicole Collier was threatened with a FELONY charge for speaking on a press call with him, Cory Booker, and Gavin Newsom.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Betty💪 @bettyhumpter25.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You sure about this, Google?
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I get so jealous of dumb people sometimes.
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 06/08/2025
It’s important to remember that Sean Duffy is remarkably stupid.
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Bonfire @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
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