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Trae Crowder

@thetraecrowder.bsky.social
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Comedian and renowned blood traitor.

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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Conservative Man Returns From a Desert Island (Starring Me)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Texas Man Upset to Find that Brown People Go To Football Games/College
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How many things can reasonably be called America do we think? Most of em, surely
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maybe we should just call all of em Lake America, why not
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who exactly is Natalie Harp anyway?
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Panna Cotta
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If the WNBA doesn’t do the right thi-JK JK NO WAR BUT A CLASS WAR YALL
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
2026 is more than half over (internal screaming) so it’s bout time to upgrade the ol pinned tour graphic. Hope to see yall out there. Tickets at www.traecrowder.com
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On the BIOLOGICAL MALES trying to INFILTRATE women’s basketball:
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is totally our year, yall!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here’s what I thank about closeted gay Republicans
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yuns should watch me make fancy little lace cookies
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(Wish you could) try, try this American pie
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A sketch-y attempt at summarizing the Graham Platner Experience (so far)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America’s 250th birthday has been ruined, yall. Ruined I say!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How hard it is to clean a damn (reflecting) pool anyway?
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
In light of that MMA meathead calling Michele a man, here’s what I think anytime transvestigation comes up
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Did California just perpetrate the most brazen election fraud in history?!? (lol no)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
When’s the last time yall heard about DEI
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can James Talarico truly hope to win in Texas?!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In Trump’s GOP, you kiss the ring or you die (electorally speaking)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m headed your way SF! I’m well aware that yall don’t say San Fran and also this is not rage bait so please just come see me anyway. Cobb’s Comedy Club! Tickets at www.traecrowder.com
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hey yall I guess BlueSky changed the way uploading videos work and there is a size limit now, which I am too techdumb to find a workaround for so…here’s a link to my latest video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2bx...
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How the South is About to Become Even More MAGA and Insane | Trae Crowder
YouTube video by Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
POLL: Republican Men Huge Babies, Turns Out
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
(Not so) Fancy Fixins: Biscuits and Chocolate Gravy
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There was another attempt on Trump’s life this weekend….OR WAS THERE
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
On beefin with the Pope and the infamous Dr. Jesus H Trump picture
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How can anyone spin this Iran situation as anything but a colossal embarrassment
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter from me and President Trump
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Talkin to my Pappaw’s ghost about current events (he’s been dead like 20 years)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Honestly bring on the aliens at this point.
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Almost time Burlington! Five shows; two days! Frigid outdoor temperatures, apparently! See ya there. Few tickets left at www.traecrowder.com
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The world ain’t it so watch me make a focaccia dolce instead, won’t you
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Soooo what exactly is ICE supposed to do at the airports, again?
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just updating the ol pinned tour graphic, as I am periodically wont to do. Come see me out there on the trail. I hear it’s dusty.
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
How I imagine the war updates are going at the White House
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Need a distraction? Watch me make lemon bars, won’t you?
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Does anyone actually know why we…ya know…started a WAR IN IRAN?!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The state of our (super divided, prolly doomed) Union, everybody
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bit from my last special about Texas politics (this could be the year tho!!)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
On the whole James Talarico/Colbert/Christianity thing
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It’s a can’t miss move in the world of Nashville country music!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
On all the outrage toward Bad Bunny’s halftime performance
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Need a distraction? Watch my country self make babkas why not
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
All this Epstein stuff got me feelin insane over here
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Smokey Bear’s a fed
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
How can anyone possibly defend what ICE/Border Patrol is doing?!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You ain’t gotta go to Portland for this experience these days
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more unreasonable, ICE HAS FORCIBLY RESCHEDULED MY SHOWS this weekend in the Carolinas. In this case I do mean like the meteorological ice…but it still sucks. (1/2)
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Let’s talk Whiskey Tango for a minute here
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