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@lolotehe.bsky.social
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pronouns are ma'am\ma'am\ma'am's

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 7h
But the reason of this is obvious.
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 13h
Sakamoto Days (2025)
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 13h
I consulted on a movie script that showed marigolds in India long before they were actually introduced in the 16th century. I mentioned this in my notes but my advice was not taken. This doesn't annoy me since it's understandable to make the scene relatable to modern audiences.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13h
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 11h
English-speaking followers! WAIT! *STORY TIME* A few years ago, I met a producer who asked me if I was tempted by the idea of writing for TV, and offered to talk about it around a drink. I spent the whole week thinking about it, took some notes, played a thousand scenes in my head…
Boulet walking in the street, compulsively noting ideas in a notebook
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 15h
Texas law, as it is, would ban Sandy Duncan from playing Peter Pan. www.dallasnews.com/news/educati...
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Grand Prairie ISD cancels 'Little Shop of Horrors' after girl lands lead male role
Ana Mota was thrilled when she landed the lead role in her high school’s production of Little Shop of Horrors. Then she learned the district was taking away her part.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11/10/2026
A sign reading "Please ensure MBA is chained and secured when not in use" taken on a jetway, Pearson Airport, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not sure if this is a scam or not but either way we’re having fun
text message from an unknown number

unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.

me: ok i moved it

unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.

[photo of a blue car in a driveway]me: ok just moved it

maria: he’s still here.

me: oh i moved it back. i’ll move it again

maria: ? ? ?

me: ok i moved another car into your driveway

maria: you’re an idiot.

me: sorry my bad i just moved them both out again

maria: ? ?
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSbn2ufT8/
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So uh, American people. You ok? Can we talk in private
an orange cat is sitting with his arms folded under his load body. his face looks concerned and a bit discomfited
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rules to live by.
Old valve wheel inscribed: 
OPEN FULL
KEEP NUTS TIGHT
OIL OFTEN
CLOSE DOWN HARD
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you enjoy this comic, I'm doing a limited run of signed prints for one week! sarahandersencomics.myshopify.com/pages/spooky...
sarahandersencomics.myshopify.com
Spooky prints for spooky people
This Halloween season, spruce up your walls with a collection of newly colored comics celebrating the spookier sides of life.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 07/10/2026
As nice as it is to share a headline with Margaret Atwood, I wish it were under circumstances not as bleak and depressing www.cbc.ca/books/works-...
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Works by Canadian authors Margaret Atwood and Ryan North among books banned in U.S. schools in 2026 | CBC Books
Nearly 12,000 bans took place in American public schools over the past year, according to a new study from PEN America, the highest total since the free expression organization began tracking removals...
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Frighty MacDonald @comixace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
High-T Hegseth is running well behind a couple of women who he says are inferior and should not be allowed to be in many millitary roles. I know everyone has reposted the same thing but I wanted to repost it too. Because it can't be pointed out enough what an entitled, bigoted failure this guy is.
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Jason X @jasonxbergman.com · 02/10/2026
My absolutely unhinged school where we read nothing but late-career Steve Ditko comics could not only open, but receive public funding in nine states. projects.propublica.org/private-scho...
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It’s Easy to Start a Private School. Take Our Quiz to Find Out Where You Can Open Yours. - It’s Easy to Start a Private School. Take Our Quiz to Find Out Where You Can Open Yours. — ProPublica
Private school requirements vary wildly across states. Take our quiz to find out just how easy starting one can be.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 07/10/2026
nobody finishes a book and concludes “that was great; now I shall never read another one.” other writers are your teammates and coworkers, not your competition.
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Contre Attaque @contreattaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
VOITURES BÉLIERS CONTRE DES LYCÉENS : 7 CAS AU MINIMUM PARTOUT EN FRANCE – Terrorisme d’État généralisé – On croirait à des images d'une dictature des années 1970, ou une vague d'attentats : des voitures qui foncent à pleine vitesse dans des foules pour semer l'effroi et tuer. 1/2 🔽
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Let's try a backflip"
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 07/10/2026
Up until very recently indeed, airlines were the only businesses that I dealt with regularly that practiced "price discrimination," charging different customers different prices for the same seats.
A 1970s Air Canada ad depicting a man in a brown velour pullover with a large collar sitting in a book-lined study, assembling model Air Canada jets on his desk. His head has been replaced with the blue, metallic head of a 1950s pulp robot and his skintones have been shifted blue to match.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The man that incited an insurrection against his own country will most certainly try to steal this election. We need to be ready with every possible legal counter-measure. Remember these three key points. 1 - It will happen. 2 - We will stand up. 3 - He will fail.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
liebe
Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"When your hardwork is labelled AI" (by Studio LKY) www.studiolky.com
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11/09/2026
Publicity shot of Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwicke for an unfinished episode of Granada’s series. dduane.tumblr.com/post/8274480...
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-Boulet- @bouletcorp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hot take: if there were mermaids or dragons, they would be seen as resources or pets. We would have mermaid-sushis and dragonscales handbags and dream of a world with some other weird animal. I mean: we have amazing giant blue whales and weird shit like platypuses or axolotls and noone gives a fuck.
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
List of things Ds must do if they want the Green Goblin to return their calls: (1) Denounce Spiderman; (2) stop complaining about damage resulting from goblin grenades; (3) promise to fund Goblin research; (4)tax breaks for goblins; and (5) promise to pardon Green Goblin and his minions.
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Madz @madz123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Shaindle @auntfritzi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And this was the day I blocked CNN
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 20/04/2024
A friend of mine showed me this a long time ago and once in a blue moon “Bishop is alternate universe Gary Coleman with a hella massive glow up” pops back into my very accursed brain.
Gary Coleman from an Electric Company Magazine cover and Bishop from the X-Men wearing the exact same outfit
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Tim Eldred @timeldred.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Digital illustration of a small, disorganized phalanx of raccoons, different ages, sizes poses, but all gathered together in a throng of unknowable intent that extends into shrouding darkness in the distance. Every raccoon’s eyes are glowing and many are seen only as a pair of glowing eyes in the black. In the center of the frame is a large block of plain, white sans serif lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had not considered any other percentages.
A label of active ingredients. The bottom says total ingredients are 100.00%
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JoeBIn818 @joebin818.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It seems we are never going to have a competitive internet service provider market in the United States.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@robertwilonsky.bsky.social I'm sure you've seen this, but it's just so funny.
A crude drawing of a whale with Xs over its eyes, bearing the caption "killer whale."
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I would make being able to reset a password an employment prerequisite, but I'm not ready for the hoards of unemployed that would result.
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As someone who works in technical support, I can tell you: yes, AI is making people more stupid. Fewer and fewer can read instructions on a screen.
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Doug Hammond @hammie777.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Score another win for the staple genius. That's an expensive geography lesson.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Speaking of polydactyls, I'm currently fostering this cat in the DFW area.
A mackerel and white cat with extra toes.A mackerel and white cat with extra toes being a cutey patootie.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Food so good you grow an extra finger!
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
‘Bye Bye Bunny: A Looney Tunes Musical’ was reportedly canceled after being worked on in 2024. Character designer Dave Alvarez says the project featured musical performances by Eric Bauza and is now calling on fans to help save the film. #SaveByeByeBunny
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Lolotehe @lolotehe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh, I absolutely lucked out buying in '06 and then refinancing in '21.
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Chrisjet 🇨🇦 @chrisjet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guess which ones are the American apples and which are Canadian. We're not fucking around 🇨🇦 #Dropthegloves
Apples at a local grocery store on Vancouver Island. The American apples are fully stocked and there are only a few Canadian apples left in stock.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/08/2026
There was like this weird 2 week window where all the NFT guys on Twitter became obsessed with trying to explain to authors how this was the future of ebooks because you could sell one copy and no one else would have it so it would be so valuable, and I think about them sometimes. 😂
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 24/08/2026
Obligatory
Tweet from lauren @NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that ATLANTIC ARTICLE. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Tweet was photoshopped to replace "hot take" with "ATLANTIC ARTICLE"
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cartoon: Donald Dalek.
cartoon of a dalek combined with Donald Duck
Donald Dalek
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