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Logan Schmitt

@loganschmitt.bsky.social
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Illustrator from Wheeling, West Virginia. Woodland esoterica and officially licensed gigposters. Drums for Stone Church Video 🌿🍄🦉🌲🌕 www.loganschmitt.com

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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder how much money Liberty Mutual has wasted advertising to me
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We see them often on Wheeling Creek, sometimes one mother with literally 30 ducklings
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My number one hot take is that agriculture was a mistake and we should have remained hunter/gatherers forever.
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On the plus side this restaurant up here has an insanely good catfish po’ boy that I’ve gotten twice so far
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My current art obsession is this round ass Godzilla by Mike Mignola. Plump but still menacing w/ that classic Mignola line and shape efficiency.
Illustration of a plump Godzilla with their mouth open towards the sky. A smoke surrounding them
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whoever is praying for my downfall must be incredibly devoted hashtag prayer works
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wow I really wish it would stop storming so I can go gather up my destroyed tent and soaked prints and go home.
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dude at this fest sounds EXACTLY like Dr. Teeth, the Muppet.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kestrels can hover in place for over a minute at a time while scanning for food, if wind conditions are ideal. This stationary hunting method, which earned them the historical nickname "windhover," lets them drop vertically on prey like mice and insects.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
14 Aug 2026
Heathcliff walks down the street, breathing out a big stink cloud that's shaped like a giant Heathcliff. Four dogs run away in terror as he walks towards them. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Dogs tremble as his breath's approach."
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is fun
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Is AI Profitable Yet?
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I always wonder if our city leaders look at what positive things other cities do and think “hey that’s a great idea, we should emulate that” or if they’re just pulling dumb ideas from a hat
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thought the mayor in Widow’s Bay was Toby Huss at first, then actual Toby Huss showed up
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fury Road does not get old
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Solid sunset amongst the knotweed in Center Wheeling 🌞
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I keep thinking Ridley Scott did the Odyssey
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Odyssey this, Odyssey that, I think it’s Odd-I-See you rejecting a beautiful and free gift from the Lord our God 😔
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Goddam there is NOTHING like a punk show at a dive bar 😤🤌
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My god the SSRIs might ACTUALLY take me out this summer. I am completely drenched in sweat 5 minutes into any outdoor task that doesn’t involve sitting completely still in the shade. As a certified summer lover I am not stoked
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 11: Farewell My Little Viking Part 2
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 07/07/2026
it's our sincere wish that every US official responsible for this is fairly tried and convicted of crimes against humanity, and then receives whatever sentence the impartial tribunals deem appropriate for crimes against humanity
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
do not mistake my kindness for weakness I mean I am very weak but it's separate from my kindness
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
A black and white photo of Watterson sitting at his drawing table.Calvin and Hobbes riding their red wagon.
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If my last name was “Antonoff” I’d probably just go by John
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/06/2026
The 11 year project of “shut up you don’t want better” from the Democratic Party with increasingly unlikeable people delivering it has been a resounding success
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Look, it was green in Logan’s Run.
Scene from the movie Logan’s Run with the lead characters wading through an overgrown, green, reflecting pool.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
y'all ever just [unhinges jaw and opens mouth wide, inhumanly so, no teeth or tongue, only writhing inky darkness and the chittering clicks of countless chitinous plates and legs sliding together in the lightless, yawning chasm, the mouth now all you see and still, it opens 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳]
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Got a storm rolling in with some drawing ahead of me and Labyrinth on 🤌
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davidc1935.bsky.social @davidc1935.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On this first #Caturday of June, Edward Gorey by Richard Avedon (1992).
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I love hearing the chimney swifts going apeshit every evening
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⚘ DES ⚘ @dezaway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
just guys being dudes
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
That Portlandia sketch where everyone thinks they’re dying because they ate beets just happened to me 😮‍💨
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the feminine urge to entomb you in my nesting burrow as an offering to my children
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Banksy strikes again
smashed mirror on the curb tagged

 ART BY FUCK

           —FUCK
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the limu emu has died
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This headline just sounds like lunacy
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have to google “how many toes does a ______ salamander have?” like, several times a year, which is strange, but not as strange as the fact that I would genuinely love if the internet had better salamander foot pics
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Man the 70s Invasion of the Body Snatchers is just so good
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hi-key freaking out that the year is only going to get busier and busier from here on out. Unless our country like REALLY collapses. I’m also freaking out about that a little
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Got my dark crystal/weed meme page up and running, so you could say I’m doing great. I need to get weirder with it though, holding myself to account here
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk
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Logan Schmitt @loganschmitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Relaxing, aka getting stoned and listening to grindcore
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Happy Good Friday to Satan's weird demon baby from The Passion Of The Christ
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