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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Hasbro has done fucked up and announced a remake of 'MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF TIR NA NOG' by accident. "What the fuck is this", said Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Star Wars video games are really firing on all cylinders these days when it comes to the "weird little freaks" part of the experience
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jep...
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Kids in the Hall - Citizen Kane
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will go to my deathbed arguing that they should've localized Lio Convoy as "Optimus Pride" and Big Convoy as "Optimus Primigenius" to keep with the theming of "Optimus Primal".
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Elite Guard, the Autobots' most decorated commando unit! Elita One leads security officer Chromia, rescue specialist Firestar, and sharpshooter Moonracer in guerilla operations, reconnaissance and sabotage behind enemy lines!
Redesigns and profiles for the Transformers characters Elita One and ChromiaRedesigns and profiles for the Transformers characters Firestar and Moonracer
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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sorry i blacked out and made this
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clobberella beats you up. Clobberella beats you up. Who does she beat up? You!
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tilly Norwood could never
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Read the first three words of this headline and went "oh fuck" that's the kind of world we're living in right now
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Robin (scary) @borealrobin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
one must imagine Sisyphus Kong happy.
pixel art of a donkey kong-like figure, wearing a toga and pushing a boulder up a mountain with a somber expression. the sun sets in a hazy sky in the background. the overall composition is somewhat inspired by johann vogel's depiction of sisyphus.

the text reads: "he can push a big boulder, with relative ease. but it rolls back down, despite his pleas. he tried not to die. he thought he was clever. and now this kong's in hell forever."
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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•13• @starlordzendo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In the DKC2 box art, even though Dixie's obviously pointing at the captured unca DK in the background, I prefer to think this is what's really going on
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And there's an increasing sensation that there's just... nothing on the horizon beyond more of the same, no new tv shows, no new comics, maybe a movie(?) (who fucking knows, and it might be Michael Bay AGAIN) and generations and studio series until the sun explodes
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If nothing else my increasing lack of interest in contemporary TF has given me the impetus to try and get back into actual personal writing projects, so that's nice happy 40th to TFTM I guess
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only TF things that are giving me life anymore are the End of G1 World comics and the Cyberworld shorts, and one of those is five minutes long and the other one is only about four pages long at a time
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's nothing fun to add to the wiki anymore! The only OCs we get are collaborative randos, and they don't DO anything, because they don't APPEAR in anything, so every new article is just "Mystery Prime is a robot who hangs out with Scooby Doo" and eventually the crossovers lose their novelty
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The last two transformers movies both underperformed, the the last transformers show infamously crashed and burned, the main transformers comic has been in a holding pattern for a year, and the only toys we get anymore are remakes of old toys with extra articulation oh, and peter cullen is dead
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
feeling some kind of way about transformers these days
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shoogles (comms open, see 📌) @shoogles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just remembered rewatching Beast Wars and I had to stop once I hit Code of Hero because it: a) is possibly the greatest time travel story I've ever seen and b) ends with a missing man formation performed by a fucking gorilla on a flying surfboard it broke my brain
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My Star Wars Zero Company playthrough thus far, summarized:
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Muppets Borrow Staten Island
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RIP Harald V, he taught me it was OK to be king of Norway
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
star wars zero company is goty material for this alone
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wadapan.bsky.social @wadapan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm asking, but there's really only one answer to this question wadapan.substack.com/p/your-favou...
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Who’s your favourite Transformer?
the best #1
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He was in it for the money and nothing else, so I guess kinda based in that he knew exactly what he wanted out of the gig
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ultra Magnus!
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Locoman @locoman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh good there's a new one
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
>WELL LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE A VIDEO ESSAY
"Well, let's hope we don't cover him!"
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Violet Voltage @tiltctrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.
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Ur Willy is Rubbish
Alt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run.
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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The Emperor's New Podcast @podcasttenp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the d23 announcement nobody was expecting.
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 14/08/2026
If billionaires want people to stop saying "eat the rich" all they have to do is bankroll niche game designers who just wanna create stuff instead of crashing rockets into the moon and poisoning our food and water supplies
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A man says "it's time to settle the score once and for all." He picks up a jar of pro biotics. He picks up a jar of anti-biotics. He consumes the entire contents of the jars by pouring them down his throat with a GARBL. He bears a look of extreme determination.
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Nick Roche @nickroche.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Was very lucky to be asked to draw some banger commissions last weekend. Here's one of Ryland Grace and Rocky from #ProjectHailMary having a little (huge) Brainstorm.
The Transformer Brainstorm with Grace and Rocky from Project Hail Mary.
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Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No.
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adambomber @adambomber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
yknow sometimes star wars nerds are good (courtesy of @starwarsexplained.com on Insta)
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who you gonna call?
A tour bus in Edinburgh with branding on the side that reads GHOST BUS TOURS
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are you offended, jon
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen
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Jack @kuuga.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Playing Big Walk with @jerdley.bsky.social and @locoman.bsky.social
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Dave Reyn @machsabre.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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