Reposted by Lockwood DeWittBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2hSix months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 1274373985
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 3hSo a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't??? 762342623
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 42mDang, it's a shame. The way donnie boy starts and promotes wars, I simply cannot understand why he hasn't been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize yet. 000
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittSimon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 4hMap shows North America about 77 Millions years ago. Saying things like “the US is more divided now than ever before” clearly isn’t factually correct 😜 Source: buff.ly/39psJq2 15011
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittBonnie Raitt @bonnieraitt.bsky.social · 6hRemembering my dear friend John Prine, on what would have been his 80th birthday this Saturday. I miss him deeply, as all of us who love him do. What a gift he will always be. 33661117
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittRebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In my county, it’s illegal to post campaign signs on public land, like median strips. Which is why every election season you only see Republican campaign signs on median strips. 16317
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I used to keep one in my jacket pocket in the fall to sniff from time to time. They really do smell wonderful. 010
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Burger King Halloween Whopper (2015-2015): A classic Whopper burger, with cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and A1 Thick n Hearty sauce, served on a "spooky" dyed-black bun-with more A1 sauce baked into it. It became infamous for complaints of the dye turning stool green. 53640110
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittNicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am learning to be more and more concise in my responses 424302658
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittHydrologyNL @hydrology.nl · 29/09/2026On 27 September 2026 a landslide occured near Lete in the Mustang District, Nepal. The debris went into the Kali Gandaki River. Location: maps.app.goo.gl/Rh3oqfy75E7i... 23615
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They look like quince to me. Do they have a pleasant aroma? See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinceen.wikipedia.orgQuince - Wikipedia 120
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is neat. Looking at the three places where I've spent most of my life: Athens Co., Ohio, 5 inches; Lake Co., Ohio, one foot; Benton Co., Oregon, 1 inch. 010
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittFree Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday 227139681565
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittYorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’ve all been there. You’re stumbling home drunk and you have to nip into the bushes because you’re busting for a weave. 412126
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Exactly 💯 278117593411
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittbryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 101142574693
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Haven't you seen "The Abyss?" They're called NTIs. 110
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The estimated combined population of LA and San Diego is 16.1 million people. Trump thinks those people should be destroyed. 010
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittKat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom? 1418763
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i hate talking to people like they're stupid, but they don't let that stop them from making me 0132
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seeing orogenic clouds like this form over sea stacks and headlands, then dissipate as they lower again, is a kick. I imagine it would have been very confusing to me as a kid. "The wind is moving briskly to the east, but that cloud is just sitting there." 1142
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It Me! Though I'm closer to 26 or 27 years. I'm now at equilibrium cranial pelt. 030
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try 414022659
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittDerrell Durrett @derrelldurrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can't locate @tomtomorrow.bsky.social's post about his cartoon yesterday, so I'm posting it. Is a little scary to think satire like this is so close to reality.... www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comA modest proposalA cartoon by Tom Tomorrow. 211327
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Look, essays are made of sentences. So the Cornell Seven should be given a generous series of them, amounting to, oh, 20 years in total. 020
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad. 11112282317
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittPeter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm not weighing in on how to interpret the twisted comments Trump just made. But realize how dangerous it is to have a president whose statements and syntax are incomprehensible, confusing, and confused. 5263
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittPeter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's a whole comms team at the White House whose sole job is to say "That's not what he said" or "That's not what he meant" every time Trump speaks. 0162
Lockwood DeWitt @lockwooddewitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I miss that landscape... and those rocks. Though our place was farther south, near Rosseau. 110
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittjason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Autumn is slowly creeping in. Like a slow motion fireworks show in the tree lines. 📸: Portland, Oregon 012933
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines 1425773
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittUnsplintering.bsky.social @unsplintering.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Myanmar's, "civil war did not begin because of rare earths. Reducing it to a mining war would be false. But when a mineral can finance armed forces, sustain administrations, and control borders, geology begins to extend politics by other means." www.pressenza.com/2026/10/rohi...pressenza.comRohingya — Myanmar and the Rare EarthRohingyas, critical minerals, and a war in which the ground is worth more than those who live on it. “When a land contains strategic minerals, its 052
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittJess Keating @jesskeatingbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Instead, they saw her data and called it “girl talk”. (That’s a quote, btw.) So, she mapped it AGAIN. Point by point. In that tiny office. Lo and behold, she was right (duh), and the ridge did exist. Thereby supporting PLATE TECTONICS. No biggie. She wasn’t credited until years later. 1448
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026everything went according to a plan I didn't have 417275
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 05/10/2026for 25 years, versions of "need to fix declining trust in news" has been code for 'gotta get more right wing' 729052
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittSarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At this point honestly shout out to the students who half ass their homework making it obvious it isn’t AI. Meanwhile looking at one of the nicest assignments I’ve ever seen 🤔 1946
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittScience Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8scim.agHow did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’tNew analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51 432183777
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 04/10/2026Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologizethebeaverton.comTrump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize"Canadians will say they’re sorry, in that particular Canadian pronunciation, to literally anything, but they won’t say it to Donald Trump." 524258
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittEric R Fairhurst 📚 🦋 🎷🎨 @efairhurst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes…exactly 6283102
Reposted by Lockwood DeWittDr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 04/10/2026A very happy 69th anniversary to Sputnik, which launched on this day in 1957!! 2298