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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h
Medicare for All. Now. 🇺🇸
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 9h
It sounds weird, but politicians who violated 'banking laws' were once considered 'disgraced'. No becoming president, no running key House committees, no pardons, if you were caught violating 'banking laws' your career was over and the headlines would call you 'disgraced.' I wonder what changed.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 9h
Rahm Emanuel represents the last vestiges of dying, corporate do-nothing foolishness. He’s not a Democrat. He’s a wealthy, status quo strongly-worded letter in a suit. Anyone who listens to him is digging their own political grave.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 9h
If you add Republican Party officials, I bet it's easily more than that
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 9h
TV writers all over Los Angeles have all had the same idea simultaneously
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 9h
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 10h
Truly incredible that this is how the media is choosing to eulogize the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House in US history, who was a serial sexual abuser of children. For all the talk about "deep state" plots to abuse children, no one even remembers this case.
From CBS News: "Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died."
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 10h
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 9h
It's almost Amazon Crime Day! (The Purge but specifically Jeff Bezos)
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 9h
If your thing is protecting women, there’s *exponentially* more sexual assaults on campus than there are trans women competing athletically on campus.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 9h
I see people are blaming Dems for shit SCOTUS did again.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 10h
Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert died this morning. For 16 years, while he was a coach and government teacher at Yorkville High School in Yorkville, Illinois, Hastert sexually abused at least four boys (and likely more). (thread)
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 8h
Memories of the Hastert Years … and the Ironies of History talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/memor...
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Memories of the Hastert Years … and the Ironies of History
It’s hard to know what to say about former Republican Speaker of...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
truly a man ahead of his time, the modern epstein-loving republican party would never memory hole him for being an abusive monster
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 8h
I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 8h
GOP officials are blaming the box office failure of Digger on Biden.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 9h
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 8h
So, with Castlevania logic, my nemesis would be named Llirrem Ydna?
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 8h
Stevens: Endorses Abdul Slotkin: Endorses Abdul Nessel: Endorses Abdul Peters: Endorses Abdul Whitmer: Endorses Abdul Harris: Endorses Abdul DSCC: $30M helping Abdul OBAMA: Endorses Abdul Leftists: "WHY DO MODERATES WANT ABDUL TO LOSE???" www.chicagotribune.com/2026/10/05/b...
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Barack Obama is to appear with Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed in Detroit
Former President Barack Obama will campaign alongside Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed in Detroit later this month.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11h
UPDATE: Dems just added @justinjpearson.bsky.social’s TN-9 race to their target list. 👀 nypost.com/2026/10/05/u...
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 8h
I shaved my own head. Before and after.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 8h
Benevolent dictator is an oxymoron
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Politico @politico.com · 8h
Obama to campaign with El-Sayed and Benson in Michigan politi.co/4AQx8Qg
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Obama to campaign with El-Sayed and Benson in Michigan politi.co/4AQx8Qg
Obama to campaign with El-Sayed and Benson in Michigan politi.co/4AQx8Qg
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thecatzpajamas.bsky.social @thecatzpajamas.bsky.social · 8h
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Woman accusing Sherrod Brown of forcing transgender surgeries isn’t from Ohio, didn’t have procedure as minor
In an attack ad against U.S. Senate candidate Sherrod Brown, a woman accuses the Democrat of pushing transgender surgeries on minors "like her." She didn't have surgery until she was an adult.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 7h
the expanse books 7-9
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 7h
Plague, plague!
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#StarTrekDS9 "Cenotes" Trapped in a celestial darkworld, Kira must find a way to liberate Odo from a Pah Wraith possession and unlock the key back to her reality before she loses her mind to terror. Nog gets addicted to candy corn. Vorta: Sting.
A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:

Englund) in a chocolate factory, unable to separate dreams from reality, and face-to-face with an enigmatic host (Gene Wilder).

7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
Trapped in a celestial darkworld, Kira must find a way to liberate Odo from a Pah Wraith possession and unlock the key back to her reality before she loses her mind to terror. Nog gets addicted to candy corn. Vorta: Sting.

[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs.
“Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Puppet Khan.” Ric-
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
happy 10/4 good buddies
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Dungeonbuster @dungeonbuster.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
The gothic horror of Ravenloft first emerged in 1983 as its own AD&D adventure! Then in 1990, TSR went all in in giving it its own campaign world sharing the same name, turning its inhabitants into prisoners of the Demiplane of Dread with new settings, novels, and even licensed adaptations for PCs.
The cover of 1983's "Ravenloft" by TSR.

Ravenloft was created by Tracy and Laura Hickman who, with Margaret Weis, were also responsible for TSR's Dragonlance. The idea behind Ravenloft was seeded in 1978 when the Hickmans wanted to flesh out a more frightening version of a vampire packed with terrifying personality rather than as a boss monster that just sat in a dungeon waiting to be killed.TSR's revival of Ravenloft was launched in 1990 with a boxed set introducing players to the setting and its titular flagship setting, the imprisoned land of Ravenloft, now sharing its dismal existence with several other "domains" separated from each other by impenetrable fog turning all within into prisoners."Be Careful, You Might Just Get Your Wish.... The Powers of Ravenloft Call Your Name."

TSR expanded the Ravenloft setting with a series of novels, a practice they continued from the 80s with settings such as Dragonlance, fleshing out their properties and inviting players to experience their worlds beyond dice rolls and tabletops.In 1994, DreamForge Entertainment adapted the land of Ravenloft with this first-person RPG for DOS PCs which was published by SSI who had a license with TSR. The page shows a number of screenshots along with the looming presence of Strahd von Zarovich gazing back at readers in the backdrop.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and if you want to stop this @MarshaBlackburn and the Republicans will call you a communist How much longer will we fall for this?
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a lie. Some of these people are being imprisoned indefinitely in squalid condition in African prisons. Others report being beaten and arbitrarily deported in violation of international law back to their home countries, where they face persecution or torture.
The indefinite nature of their confinement has taken a severe toll. In October 2025, a Cuban man who was on the July flight went on a hunger strike for a month-until he started showing signs of organ failure —to protest the conditions of his detention, including his ongoing confinement and lack of access to legal counsel.
Terrified of being imprisoned in Eswatini forever, another man repeatedly told his attorney that the prison there never lets people go. One man told his attorney that he feels like a caged animal with no end in sight. The prison does not have air conditioning, making the hot, humid summer months especially uncomfortable for the men.
Food is insufficient, medication is scarce, and requests often go unmet or are belatedly met.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is REALLY easy for folks to 'do the right thing' when they are getting bombarded with bad press. so in my mind i thought 'well, if they REALLY want to grow and learn, we can see if they REMEMBER this and actually care when the smoke clears and nobodys looking.' i have not been invited back.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
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J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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DW Bowers 🐸💙 🇺🇸 🫏 @dwbowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Communist China builds much better affordable electric cars than the “capitalist” US. Americans are forced to pay more for inferior products because the US is not allowing Chinese cars to be sold here. American companies would be forced to build better cars if the market was not protected.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks have insulted:  My Southern drawl.  My loc’d hair.  My clothes.  My shoes.  My intelligence.  I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 04/10/2026
Related: her predecessor quit suddenly and many journalists likely know why and aren’t telling
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USA TODAY Opinion @usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 04/10/2026
"I hope the horror of what happened to Pike at our hands shifts some thinking on the morality of the death penalty," writes columnist @rexhuppke.bsky.social. bit.ly/3W32lQh 📸: Knoxville News Sentinel
A photo of Christa Pike. Text added to the image reads: "Opinion by Rex Huppke: Christa Pike’s botched execution is a moral stain on America."
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus
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Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus
WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace was reportedly horrified this week to think that sexual assault could hap...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a powerful article. Infuriating how every time the trucker was trying to find empathy for Pierre and Haitians in general, his girlfriend and mom kept intervening with some racist logic or conspiracy.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/10/2026
Remarkable: an industry that is dying because it can't compete in the market writes a Republican president, asking him to keep the industry alive by brute force, and he says, ok. What would it take for the GOP to lose its reputation as the "free market" party? Seriously, what would it take?
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The Coal Industry Asked for a Rescue. Trump Obliged.
In a previously unreported letter, a top lobbyist floated the idea of using emergency powers to keep aging coal plants open.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my best friend worked at University of Mississippi at the time when nearly the entire faculty and student body was demanding the Confederate statue at the entrance be taken down but it wasn’t, because apparently the answer to Mike’s question is “a handful of very rich football families”
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404 Media @404media.co · 04/10/2026
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI images. www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual…
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