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Lloyd Pancakes

@lloydpancakes.bsky.social
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Denver born and raised. Houston resident. All Denver professional sports team fan… except the Rockies until the Monforts sell. Until then ‘Stros. I’m very popular and well received on Instagram

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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😐😐😐😐
A tweet from Kacey Musgraves responding to Kristi Noem's endorsement of Ken Paxton: "I dont think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That guy from The League lost a Buffalo Wild Wings endorsement deal for lying about what he was doing on 9/11 but we let this dipshit keep being the President
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11/06/2026
GET HIS ASS
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Cacti @cacti222.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
yay fuck you okc you clowns
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Jason Kikta @kikta.net · 13/04/2026
DOLLY PARTON IS WEAK ON ADVANCED SEMICONDUCTOR EXPORT CONTROLS
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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Happy @happyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He could have farted into the microphone for 19 straight minutes and it would have made as much sense and been as inspiring.
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Jenn @jennlj85.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bo nix rn probably
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Why don't the evil fuckers die? Why is it only cool people?
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Incredible
Comparing “Melania” to “Midnight Cowboy.”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Brandon McManus made fewer that half of his kicks in the 40 yd range this year. It’s not the Packers coaches’ fault he missed his kicks yesterday, but it is the organization’s fault that he was their kicker to begin with.
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A Succulent Vincent Boombats @boombatsdagod.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
When you absolutely, positively, 100% need a kicker to miss a kick at the worst possible time, you call yourself Brandon McManus 😤
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Can you imagine being a Yankees fan and still rooting for the BoSox?
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This game makes everyone wonder if the dumpster fire that is Penn State is actually good?!?!
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FREE THEM ALL!! 🇵🇸 @djmuel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
lmao
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Bryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Denver's win clinches the Broncos a top-6 seed, and eliminates the Texans from the #1 seed contention.
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible. Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
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phylan @phylan.website · 15/12/2025
Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 15/12/2025
What did State Farm know?
Meghan Trainor holding a leg brace next to Patrick Mahomes
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Me: Man, I haven’t had a drink in a few weeks, starting to feel pretty go— HOLIDAYS.
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Resting Cliff Booth Face @drnugget.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
All the Chiefs fans said goodnight
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Haahahaha. FUKC. Assclown fuckfaces
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Feeling a pick 6 here
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Prediction: Speaker Mike Johnson will not have seen the Epstein story as he is busy opening up the Government and doing the work that the American People and God sent him to do.
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Aaron M @amcfarla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Teams up 18 points with 6 minutes to go were 1602-0 in the last 1602 games. It is now 1602-1. #BroncosCountry
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MAD MAX BRONCOTANSKY @madmaxbroncotansky.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
GIANTS FANS TAKING HARD Ls ALL OVER THE CITY
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The Denver Broncos are going to win the Super Bowl
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Denver Broncos @denver-broncos.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bo Nix baaaaabbbbbbbbbyyyyyyy
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Let’s try this again
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Lloyd Pancakes @lloydpancakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fuck Jim Harbagh
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2025
The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
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DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This is how you can tell free speech is a passion among Charlie Kirk fans.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.
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Tom Moore @thmoore.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Don’t ever let the Trump Administration tell you they support the First Amendment. This is a shocking violation. The United States Government has no authority to tell people in this country what to say or not say.
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State Department warns immigrants not to mock Kirk's death
Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau posted the warning on Thursday.
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Some thoughts on yesterday www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...
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Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If we're not supposed to dance on the grave of a dead piece of shit people shouldn't treat him like he was anything better than he was either, there is zero reason for the New York Yankees to be weighing in on this, motherfucker was a Cubs fan
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Aaron M @amcfarla.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sen Mike Lee is a fucking horrible human. Democrats shot, one tweet, Republicans shot, another tweet. I would like to see this human burn in hell when he meets his maker.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Saw the first tweet and decided to look to see what she's up to now, and it's all so comical
In 2009, Trump dared the Miss USA runner-up to release an *underage sex tape*. And he said this on CNN!!!!

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In 2009, Trump called on Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean to release a sex tape she made at age 17.
Prejean, dueling with Trump over her dismissal as Miss USA, had criticized Trump in a book for allegedly sorting contestants in his pageants by how sexually attracted he was to them. She had also recently said she filmed an erotic video for her boyfriend when she was 17, calling it her "biggest mistake."
In response, Trump told the television show Extra: "She's trying to act like she's a nun... so maybe she should release the sex tape and people would see whether or not she is a nun."
5. Days later, Trump again called on Prejean to release the underage sex tape on CNN.
"As far as the sex tape, I guess Carrie was the one that told people about the sex tape. She openly admits there is a sex tape. Maybe she should reveal the sex tape to see whether or not it's horrendous or whatever." [Showbiz Tonight,3,342 likes
What an honor of a lifetime to be appointed by the President and serve as a commissioner on the Presidential Commission on Religious Liberty. On this National Day of Prayer seeing the President sign this new Executive Order protecting my Christian faith is truly amazing and historic. Singing praise to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ while in the rose garden with the President on this day is something I will never forget. May we always remember our God-centered foundation as a nation and put God at the forefront of all that we do. I will be serving alongside some remarkable people including @bishopbarron @cardinaltimothymdolan This is truly an honor of a lifetime to serve as a newly confirmed Catholic and zeal for bringing righteousness and truth back to America.
I cannot wait to get to work! 🇺🇸🫡
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Rudy Giuliani stuns in tactical diaper
Rudy Giuliani doing his podcast after a totally non-suspicious car crash in a torso brace
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 04/09/2025
Another rough day for Cowboys fans. #RaiseIt 🏴‍☠️
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