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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost

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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm glad I was alone in the theater for Beware Boiuna because I said "Oh noooo" too loud about 40 times.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's no way this is real, right? It has to be one of those wild lies that Robert Pattinson loves to tell like how he lived in a trash can for a year or how he saw a clown die. Right? I can't live in a world where I will never get a blu ray of Primetime with this deleted Merritt Wever scene.
Robert Pattinson lying, possibly, about a deleted Primetime scene where he and Merritt Wever sing It's Raining Men in Chinese.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're angry about the men at Cornell University, wait until I tell you about the men in the White House, the Pentagon, health and human services, and on the Supreme Court.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've lost Kelly Clarkson.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I brought Choosin Texas to a job interview and was immediately arrested.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow PRIMETIME was fantastic and I can't wait to see it again. It's way funnier than I thought it would be and it's got such mockumentary humor that I'm not surprised a documentarian made it. Everyone deserves awards. As always Merritt Wever is everything and my main reason for living. Amen.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I'm forced to see this trailer one more time I am gonna jump off a building. Seeing this trailer so many times made me realize I do not care for John Malkovich. What a way to find out.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe Sydney Sweeney could just stop making commercials altogether.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frank took us on a real roller coaster here
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Mel MCXIV ♿️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸😈✊️🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺 @melmcxiv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can afford $9.25 in Dolly's name on Dolly's Day, 9/25 ... what about you?
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hate being at the emergency vet because it's always an emergency.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nobody good and decent better die today. That goes for every person across the globe. We need a break. Unless that one piece of shit wants to keel over, that would be alright.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MAYBE HE'LL DIE TODAY
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean, really
The anakin/padme meme. Anakin is saying,  in impact font because this is an image macro, "that 80 year old guy from home alone 2 died". Padme, cheerfully, replies "The one that we're all hoping for, right?". Anakin pulls a face like his asshole is biting a lemon. Padme repeats, worriedly, "The one that we're all hoping for, right??"
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're taking the wrong people, God!
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was my first concert. She came to our small town and rode in our little Country Days parade and played a concert at our softball field to help our children's home. All because someone in her band was from my town and asked her if she'd do it. Of course she did.
A big yellow concert ticket for Dolly Parton. June 6 1992
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why are Mormons ringing my doorbell at 7pm on a Saturday.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm room filled with CO2 instead of oxygen.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Don't you hate it when a one armed man kills your wife? Ugh
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/07/2026
Congrats Mitch McConnell
A meme featuring an old man in a chainmail coif and cloak from Monty Python and the Holy Grail on the left, looking up with a surprised expression. On the right, a close-up of Mitch McConnell's face, looking wide-eyed and slightly disoriented, with a red mark on his cheek. White text overlays the image, reading: 'We have a new Hide & Seek WORLD CHAMPION!'
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is it Interview with THE Vampire or Interview with A Vampire? Redditors are having a mass psychosis on this one.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Can this also be our last look?
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So far the best thing about the show is Fiona Apple did the theme song. She should do every theme song. By my count she's done two theme songs but that's too little theme songs. #lucky #appletv #fionaapple
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just took my cat to the vet and they let me hold a kitten while they examined my cat and I cried because I haven't held a kitten in 20 years and now I want a kitten.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
Just saw a pack of thirteen year olds daring each other to eat an unwashed tomato
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hate this game!
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I see the rule of threes is backfiring hard.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
dead of a hardened heart lmao. this is like how they would describe the cause of death for the Grinch
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gonna need to see Mitch McConnell at a press conference if he's so alive and well. Everything else can be lies and AI at this point.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How upsetting that it was only a brief and sudden illness.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I won't be able to stay awake for his speech so if IT happens I assume the cheering will wake me up.
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just realized that Tame Impala and Temper Trap are two different bands. I thought this whole time they were the same band. Crazy.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/06/2026
It’s weird to be clearly living through exactly what was warned about with global warming and still have the concept treated as a future event or hypothetical.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don't Google, I Netscape navigate.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
new rpatz voice and damn looks like they're making this dark www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfr...
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Primetime | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is a hard one to share but my sister is really struggling. Mariko’s contract ended early when the production shut down and she’s looking for jobs (leads welcome!) Please share if you can, and no donation is too small. Thank you sincerely for reading this. gofund.me/4ff162a67
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Donate to Emergency Cancer Fund for Kirsten Phillips, organized by Mariko Iwasa
Dearest Friends, Mariko and I are humbly grateful to have yo… Mariko Iwasa needs your support for Donate to Emergency Cancer Fund for Kirsten Phillips
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Jason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When something's as good as this video comparison between Madonna dancing at Coachella and Valerie Cherish dancing at The Viper Room I will 100% steal it from the other place to make sure Bluesky has it
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
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Lloyd Dobler's Ghost @lloyddobler89.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Even if we survive trump I guarantee 4 years after that, we elect someone even worse.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/03/2026
Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.
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