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@littlesystems.bsky.social
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Writer, lurker. @littlesystems on AO3

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Heated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The full ‘Heated Rivalry’ parody with Nadine and Ksenia!
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 01/03/2026
really living the dream of this silly post i saw on tumblr: @littlesystems.bsky.social and i have worked together in not one, not two, but THREE different jobs, holding hands in the accounting department.
a screenshot of a twitter post that reads "best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set" with an added photo of robby & abbot from the pitt
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/02/2026
Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/
Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 25/01/2026
sorry but i just cannot see ilya rozanov as a like "safe sane consensual" kinda dude. that man isn't an experienced daddy dom, he's a fucked up bisexual disaster. and i desperately want more of that.
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Amber Sparks @ambersparks.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
DC residents have been refusing to call that airport anything but National for almost thirty years, we certainly can refuse to call that arts center anything but the Kennedy Center for three
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 11/11/2025
absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — publicdomainreview.org/collection/j… #newyearseve #fireworks
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 26/10/2025
i cordially invite you to steal a piece of our house vernacular: Suffering from the Expectations™ do you know someone who sets themselves up for emotional failure for an event/experience/etc when they don't investigate what they want or communicate their own expectations?
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 06/10/2025
how to deactivate torment nexus torment nexus deactivation tutorial torment nexus deactivation tutorial working 2025 deactivate torment nexus no survey
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 17/06/2025
people are addicted to saying EST/PST/etc. when it's currently daylight savings. like bro, just say ET/PT! unless you're in a part of the country that doesn't observe daylight savings, drop the s or d out of your timezone, PLEASE
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 29/05/2025
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
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Manticker The Seventy @manticker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."
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Littlesystems @littlesystems.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Two years ago I planted ramp bulbs in my garden, knowing that ramps are notoriously difficult to cultivate and they’re typically forage only. Last spring, they actually grew! And this year, not only did they regrow, but I have TWO wild-seeded baby ramps growing alongside them!
Messy underbrush with a couple of ramp plants and the stems of ostrich ferns. There are two absolutely tiny seedling ramps growing alongside the bigger ones
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My painting TIDAL WETLANDS
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 05/04/2025
some Office Advice™: work on your communication skills & learn how to advocate for yourself professionally. mostly because it's good to be able to articulate your needs, but partially bc it's embarrassing when your 40 y/o coworker won't advocate for themself in the lowest stakes situation possible.
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perry @perryseity.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
dc cherry blossom miku... if you get it you get it!
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Littlesystems @littlesystems.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Just spent 10 minutes staring intently with predator’s focus at a rustling pile of leaves, hoping to see a Creature™
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 15/03/2025
spotted in virginia right outside of dc—happy ides of march, y'all!
a photo of a street art poster on a utility pole box that says sic semper tyrannis at the bottom. the image above it depicts the woman from the virginia state flag (spear, sword, tit out) standing on a blonde haired orange man. there's a fallen red hat off to the side.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
…this is insane????
interview between NPR (Martin) and Troy Edgar, deputy secretary of the Department of Homeland Security

Martin: Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?

Edgar: Like I said, if you go through the process and you're a student and you're here on a visa and you go through it, at any point …

Martin: Is any criticism of the government a deportable offense?

Edgar: Let me put it this way, Michel, imagine if he came in and filled out the form and said, 'I want a student visa.' They asked him, 'What are you going to do here?' And he says, 'I'm going to go and protest.' We would have never let him into the country.

Martin: Is protesting a deportable offense?

Edgar: You're focused on protests. I'm focused on the visa process. He went through a legal process ...

Martin: Are you saying he lied on his application? He's a lawful permanent resident, married to an American citizen.

Edgar: I think if he would have declared he's a terrorist, we would have never let him in.

Martin: And what did he engage in that constitutes terrorist activity?

Edgar: I mean, Michel, have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear.

Michel: No, it isn't. Well, explain it to those of us who have not or perhaps others have not. What exactly did you do?

Edgar: Well, I think it's clear or we wouldn't be talking about it. I mean, the reality is that if you watch and see what he's done on the university …

Martin: Do you not know? Are you telling us that you're not aware?

Edgar: I find it interesting that you're not aware.
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 08/03/2025
so, knowing next to nothing about either baldur's gate or dragon age, @littlesystems.bsky.social and i had a whole conversation where we were talking about emmrich and astarion like they were the same character
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
HOWLING
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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Signal Boost: All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive Let people know, download your own copies. Don't let this digital book burn continue. #Feds #Health #WHO #CDC #AMA #USPHS #FDA #NIH #NCHS #PCORI
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All U.S. federal government websites are already archived by the End of Term Web Archive
Here's all the information you might need. Official website: https://eotarchive.org/ Wikipedia:...
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Matthew Hahn @matthewhahn.com · 15/01/2025
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
(cautiously at the farmer's market) and would you say your cow is... you know... a friend of Louis Pasteur...?
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14/11/2024
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/11/2024
i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 12/11/2024
If other government agencies join Bluesky and become your favorite agency just remember who was here first and who has two eagles in their logo.
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Ryan AKA Ben Graven @bengraven.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2024
Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being theonion.com/nation-s-wom...
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
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One Republican operative who has
worked with the ex-president's
campaign in the past said it's clear that
Trump is "decompensating" in
response to the late Harris surge.


"He's realizing that he could lose the
election, go to prison, and maybe die
there," they said.
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
sorry to everyone who's followed me here. I will not post anything interesting and that's a promise
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 28/09/2024
a small psa for writers: "a few moments" and "a few minutes" are very different amounts of time with very different vibes. specifically, a few minutes is a really, really long time for certain things. choose wisely.
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Littlesystems @littlesystems.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #430,791!
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/08/2024
i was gonna make fun of the harris-walz logo for being so boring but then i read that the typeface was chosen as a tribute to Shirley Chisholm, the first black woman to run for president, and i've gotta be honest you've really got me cornered here. whatever, i'm clicking post anyway
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "never having to think about or listen to Donald Trump ever again for the rest of my life."
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 25/05/2024
bsky user @littlesystems.bsky.social at the garden center when told the native plant she's looking for doesn't exist:
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
2002: kinda creepy that everything we put on the internet is there forever 2024: i wish i could read anything I wrote before 2015 3024: we call the period from 1900-2100 “the dark ages” as paper had acid in it and later they trusted their writing to something called a cloud. Very little is known.
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
the receipts here are completely thrilling to me, as a connoisseur of actual product research (Wirecutter alum), but also it's very sad what's happening to sites that cuts through the bullshit online, and that Google has no handle on things at all housefresh.com/david-vs-dig...
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How Google is killing independent sites like ours - HouseFresh
And why you shouldn’t trust product reviews from big media publishers ranking at the top of Google.
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Patrick! @tragicgay.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.
I’ll never forget the first time I met Dr. Kissinger. I was a young Senator, and he was Secretary of State—giving a briefing on the state of the world. Throughout our careers, we often disagreed. And often strongly. But from that first briefing  — his fierce intellect and profound strategic focus was evident. Long after retiring from government, he continued to offer his views and ideas to the most important policy discussion across multiple generations. Jill and I send our condolences to his wife Nancy, his children Elizabeth and David, his grandchildren, and all those who loved him.A poet of paradise, Jimmy Buffett was an American music icon who inspired generations to step back and find the joy in life and in one another.
 
His witty, wistful songs celebrate a uniquely American cast of characters and seaside folkways, weaving together an unforgettable musical mix of country, folk, rock, pop, and calypso into something uniquely his own.
 
We had the honor to meet and get to know Jimmy over the years, and he was in life as he was performing on stage – full of goodwill and joy, using his gift to bring people together.
 
Over more than 50 studio and live albums and thousands of performances to devoted Parrot Heads around the world, Jimmy reminded us how much the simple things in life matter – the people we love, the places we’re from, the hopes we have on the horizon.
 
A two-time Grammy nominee and winner of multiple country music awards, he was also a best-selling writer, businessman, pilot, and conservationist who championed the waters and Gulf Coast that he so l
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
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Four panel meme. The first panel shows the meme of Death trying to get Henry Kissinger out of a claw machine. 

Another Death comes to him. "It is time to go," says larger Death.

"Was I a good meme?" asks the Kissinger Death Meme. 

"No," says Death as they walk off together into eternity. "I'm told you were the best."
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/09/2023
pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life
X Files publicity still of a backlit Mulder and Scully in trenechcoats looking sternly at the camera
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 08/11/2023
i'll be real honest with you. this email finds me wishing you had read the previous email
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Hey Americans, feeling politically powerless? You have an election tomorrow. Fascists are targeting those boring state and local positions and using them for everything from abortion restrictions to book bans to criminalizing trans healthcare. It's up to you to stop them.
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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Yes, we made $80 billion profit last year, which was 149% up from the previous year. But our target was 150%, so as a result, we are laying off 50% of the workforce and replacing all our raw materials with cardboard
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Littlesystems @littlesystems.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
While gardening I’ve been slowly working on replacing non-native plants the previous owners put in the gardens with local natives and I got my first monarch caterpillar! I officially have a little guy!!
A monarch caterpillar on a milkweed plantA monarch caterpillar on a milkweed plant
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 26/08/2023
idk man that honestly sounds like none of my business
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