Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm gonna need Congress to get back in session to pass legislation to officially extend spooky season through all of November. There's just too much spookiness to do in 1 month. My October is full! And yet there's more I still want! 010
Reposted by Valerie ChristaGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would you bring an iced coffee to an exorcism 16159476
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"I can't believe we really thought AI was gonna end humanity" I say in 10 years while eating lab-grown imitation sandwich for my 5-minute lunch break at the Amazon processing center that I also live in. "God, its so weird that we were so worried about that" 001
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 11/09/2026During a time seriously lacking in zany light-hearted sitcoms, #Adults is like a bright light. This second season is really bringing it 000
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I absolutely refuse to partake any pumpkin spice flavoring until September. It must be a proper crisp fall month to enjoy the sweet spiciness, the way our forefathers intended 010
Reposted by Valerie ChristaLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am once again begging Democratic lawmakers to wield their power as ruthlessly as Republicans always imagine they will. 930875
Reposted by Valerie ChristaSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 844222183627
Reposted by Valerie ChristaAmendment @amendment.app · 07/07/20261,750 feet—that’s how precisely data brokers could pin down where you’d been, then sell it to whoever paid. Oregon just made that illegal, and barred anyone from selling the personal data of kids under 16. 1124
Reposted by Valerie ChristaTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180875569
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ok everyone, I get what yall are doing with the constant updates on the reflection pool. I get it, its obviously getting under his skin. But damn I would love a break from it on my feed 000
Reposted by Valerie Christaelliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick 10994012185
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I love this new thing i do when I watch ads and try to figure out if all the humans are real or ai generated. Did I say I love it? I meant get me out of this dystopian nightmare 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 637228775840
Reposted by Valerie ChristaThe Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Truth 291
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Warning #TheBoysSpoiler post: I was hoping Homelander would live and we could see how the rest of his miserable life would've played out. Its what he deserved instead of an easy death. But no way Butcher would allow it so I get it 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaGreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026In the ocean, humpback whales have surprised scientists with one of the strangest and kindest things seen in nature. When orcas, also known as killer whales, go hunting other sea animals like seals, sea lions, small dolphins, or even baby whales, humpback whales often arrive to stop the attack. 23173371467
Reposted by Valerie ChristaVast Country Hypnosis @vasthypno.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Children, since those mean politicians canceled drag queen story hour, we have a special guest to read to you today. #satan 812587420
Reposted by Valerie ChristaChuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Oh my GOD look at this kitten 261570153
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 11/04/2026So do we all like earbuds? Like are we enjoying shoving this tiny speaker into our ear canals with nothing keeping it in place but the hope it perfectly fits? Because I gotta be honest, I'm still not sold 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaGiles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Someone needs to send an ambulance to X 210162532915
Reposted by Valerie ChristaMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026A mother and daughter in Kentucky have rejected multimillion-dollar offers for their land, offers made by an anonymous tech company trying to build a data center. Ida Huddleston has turned down $4,260,000. Her daughter turned down $22,224,000. www.lex18.com/news/coverin...lex18.comMason County mother, daughter reject millions as data center land dispute continuesA mother and daughter in Mason County are rejecting multimillion-dollar offers for their land as a proposed data center project continues to move forward, and they say they're not budging. 1152496548
Reposted by Valerie ChristaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Gandalf: I am a servant of the secret panties 1517315
Reposted by Valerie ChristaMarcel Steeman @steeman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026media.tenor.comsome of you may die written on a poster with shrek and knightsALT: some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and knights 660172
Reposted by Valerie ChristaKarlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation. 11385182888
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Just checking in here to make sure our cheeto in chief isn't announcing we're at war or anything. Nope, looks like the usual bs so far 000
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Our next president better have a barely hidden seething hatred for the billionaire class 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 16/02/2026My theory of the moment: The extraordinary courage of ordinary people in places like Minneapolis is reawakening us to our social and economic ties to immigrants. It's making "love thy neighbor" cool again. That's the ultimate antidote to MAGA hate. Thoughts on this: newrepublic.com/article/2059... 8638971056
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The next time a woman makes a comment about looking old or how their body changes as it does with age, I'm gonna say "Good! That means pedophiles aren't interested in you! Because you know who wants you to look like a child forever? MEN WHO WANT TO FUCK CHILDREN!!" 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth. 601175993208
Reposted by Valerie ChristaAction Together New Jersey @atnj.org · 13/02/2026#PassaicCounty #NJ ICE has been showing up in Passaic County towns the last few days. 11920
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If you've been frozen in shock for the past week+ then you must not pay attention to pop culture at all because it's been preparing us for this. Armie Hammer, anyone? Balenciaga's unsettling ad campaign featuring children and toys dressed in bondage? The Diddy doc? So many obvious signs 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/02/2026Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal." 12725596418103
Reposted by Valerie ChristaKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊 222334596960
Reposted by Valerie Christashauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/01/2026this was the town hall held by tom suozzi (one of the dems who just voted for more ice funding). the protestor dragged out while yelling HOW FUCKING DARE YOU deserves his own holiday. 271028202
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Anyone surprised by Niki Minaj rn, have you actually been paying attention to her?? This shouldn't shock anyone 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/01/2026I agree that it’s high fucking time that we stopped acting like we need to grovel and constantly justify the existence of some of our most incredibly elemental and ancient human pursuits. 382522410
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Everyone's talking about an economic strike, like limit your spending to necessities as much as possible. Try to go as long as you can without spending a dime. And I'm like, more than I already do??? How much spending are people just doing everyday? I'm about to be shocked aren't I? 100
Reposted by Valerie ChristaDaisy Gardner @daisygardner.bsky.social · 19/01/2026According to noted tool Benny Johnson on X, the DOJ is touching down in Minnesota to arrest… @donlemonofficial.bsky.social for uh… covering the protest at Cities Church, Minneapolis where the far-right pastor works with ICE. The pastor is part of Doug Wilson’s CREC crew. @jennycohn.bsky.social 31910
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I hate how easily a good-looking politician who says the popular thing the loudest becomes the nation's darling. But was he saying the popular thing BEFORE it was popular?? Nope, almost never the case. The hold Newsom has on Dems is just so disappointing 000
Reposted by Valerie ChristaSisyphus Rex @whatsmyageagain23.bsky.social · 08/01/2026"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks. It leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it's so unnatural." They can't last forever. 423042
Reposted by Valerie ChristaAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 03/01/2026I'm not an IR expert but arresting another head of state seems bad. 717211
Valerie Christa @lilgoddess88.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Well I see 2026 is off to a very strong start 😬 000
Reposted by Valerie Christaalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025damn that baby looks cool as hell 1145119802
Reposted by Valerie ChristaRay Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I mean, exactly zero of the 9/11 hijackers were in the country illegally, right? Or is the argument that they were here on tourist visas or some such for what was OBVIOUSLY a business trip? When asked at Customs "What is the purpose of your visit?" they didn't reply "Terrorism"? 1328
Reposted by Valerie ChristaBuy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 25/12/2025it's nice to see christians becoming more christ like 310412
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
