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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness

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write a rhyme in graffiti and every show you see me in deep concentration 'cause I'm no comedian

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
TRUE
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Steve Darnall @stevedarnall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is offensive when a comedian says it, but it's just as bad when it's said by Shane Gillis.
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Todd Hanson would be rolling in his grave if he didn't suck so bad at suicide
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When people attempt a coup and fail, *you have to kill them.*
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* There Are Bot @diogeneslamp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still prefer bleets. Gonna die on that hill
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joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here is what I have recently learned about interior design: you MUST have some schlock
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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You would be better off telling people to appreciate nature closer to them than do vacations that are always far away, than to tell people that they're bad for getting free range eggs instead of torture eggs. At that point, it's not about climate; it's *about* the nagging.
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Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why the hell do you care where Mitch McConnell is? That would be one more vote for Republicans. Shut the fuck up, you stupid motherfucker.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My theory that no good post has ever been made by a white person saying "y'all" is coming in at 100%
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Blue Ribbon PAC @blueribbonpac.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
His wife still is
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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I give it no more than three months before he finally reveals that it was absolutely a temp tattoo cover-up and he still has his goddamn Nazi skull. Because he reserves the right to say no to others, but others don't have the right to say no to him.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Anyways looking forward to hearing from the women in platner’s life who we will absolutely be hearing from over the next 12 months
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internettheo2.bsky.social @internettheo2.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What if lady he sexually assaulted wasn’t in fact a lady but rather the country of Israel in wig and he did it to stop war they always do.
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coleen @comaraster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That was a sticker over his moob. It’s still there.
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Alex Bollinger @alexbollinger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i'm still convinced he just covered it with a rub-on tattoo for one picture and decided he would never be shirtless in public again.
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Blue Space and Gravity couple’s costume 🎃 @newstraveler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The henna he got to cover it up will go away on its own after a while
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Am I the only one who remembers his big plan w/ Jordan Uhl immediately after the 2016 election for a joint website to mock cringelib winemoms on Facebook?
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
because he was chosen and championed by self-styled insurgents as a deliberate thumb in the party's eye, next time you ask a question please turn your comments on
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 03/07/2026
It’s revenge for Bernie, it absolutely has sexualized energy, it’s a psychodrama where they feel humiliated by our nomination of candidates who made them feel emasculated and decentered and now they just want to get off on screaming “vote blue no matter who” Not worth the energy, just block
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I do
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🎶 "I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom..."
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFP-...
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Open Mic Nacht
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Paul Coelho @individkid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You are jealous that Platner had so many relationships.
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
HEX and either return it to its original setting in the Netherlands or do a much better job Americanizing it (still don't understand why the translator never put their foot down and said "we don't care about tea or fiveheads, Heuvelt"). If the latter, Grim has to be played by Kyle Chandler
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Hexagonal @hexagonal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The real "the two parties are the same" is that they're both lead by upper class men whose only real goal in life is bringing the broads to heel.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So my ex-wife was cheating!
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So I guess all the people saying only Platner can beat Collins were not, as I had assumed, using a synonym for "defeat"
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Alex Merz 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 @merz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It sounded creepy and fascist to *Donald Rumsfeld.*
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sleeves @itsmesleeves.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
should make a car that runs on throw up cuz these gas prices are making me sick
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm like 60% convinced that Planter was never intended to be a real candidate for Senate, but rather a chaos agent ratfuck and his putative supporters are doing nothing to dissuade me from that conclusion. That's not to say Planter is in on the joke. He doesn't seem that bright.
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We should hate RFK more
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
As a first principle a standup comedian questioning anyone else’s job is hard to get past
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This country once produced some of the finest marksmen on earth
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
every bluray of a movie that came out between 1980 and 2001 needs to have a "dirty multiplex print scan" option. Deep Rising shouldn't look that clean
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
it’s obvi pretty low on the order of things to worry about rn but I am nevertheless concerned about ppl getting negatively polarized against blasphemy just bc Trump is doing it
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Jen in Motion @jeninmotion.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don't know, it sucks ass that the American voter is a fucking dumbass who got lied to by the sex-pest run American media with some sexism and racism they refuse to confront, but pretending that's not what happened is getting tedious.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the Trump Cabinet currently has as many women as it does rapists
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They were gonna do ascots but that wouldn't've been fey enough
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Mike of the Living Dead 🧟‍♂️ @mikecook82.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What a horrifying grimace. And her facial expression is weird too.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Not once in this useless fucking cunt's waste of a life has he ever acknowledged that he fucking works for me.
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