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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness

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write a rhyme in graffiti and every show you see me in deep concentration 'cause I'm no comedian

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
TRUE
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Steve Darnall @stevedarnall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is offensive when a comedian says it, but it's just as bad when it's said by Shane Gillis.
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I get what you're going for but feel compelled to ask the obligatory "and what happened then?"
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I figured it was something about the way we define ourselves in relation to others Not to be all I Appreciate Mondegreens on a Deeper Level than You
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When "Invisible Touch" was on the radio and before I knew the title, I thought the chorus was "she sees the hurt and gives it no time to shed"
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literally didn't know until know that this isn't the lyric
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought it was "so generic," like it was a critique of action stars. Yours is way better than mine & Grohl's
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Todd Hanson would be rolling in his grave if he didn't suck so bad at suicide
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When people attempt a coup and fail, *you have to kill them.*
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Head Six and Starbuck are angels but not the same kind of angel, FOH I liked it through s3e4 (I think that's the one where they went all Star Chamber on collaborators) and then never enjoyed an episode again, although the one about Scar was kinda fun
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You mean the next time you bother getting off your ass to vote? Yeah, see ya then
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* There Are Bot @diogeneslamp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still prefer bleets. Gonna die on that hill
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neither are "yes" and "no," but you Platner fans aren't known for discernment
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tbf maybe he's talking about dispensaries
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know it's been a week but I just saw this and it reminded me what a bummer it is that we'll never know what Shirley Manson was up to, she was so much fun on that "where's your daughter?" "let's assume school"
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
American History X fountain
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a good addition to the riff but it might be a little TOO dry
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just so you guys know, Conscience of the Internet John Scalzi has weighed in on the side of "it's obviously meant to appeal to lynching enthusiasts," so when you get accused of Klan sympathies by people who sound like they're from the most annoying comment sections of the mid-aughts, that's why
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joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here is what I have recently learned about interior design: you MUST have some schlock
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am, I know it, I am
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And all because, per the DVD commentary, they couldn't afford to stage the big action setpiece they planned
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That ticked me off cuz they KNEW they weren't coming back for S3 but I do love how the premiere ep retcons Terminator 3 out of canon and the final one does the same to Salvation
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So you eat trolls in order to absorb their essence? I mean that's fine, it's just, if you're not reducing trolling overall the display name's kinda false advertising
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have sciatica so every now and then I need a cane just for the .05% of the day spent getting up & sitting down, otherwise it's cosmetic, but it's fun feeling like I'm always on the verge of the ol' razzle-dazzle Relatedly(?), she looks like when someone you're used to seeing in glasses gets lasik
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can I have some money?
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
anazisayswhat
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I dunno, I bet there are a couple nazi rapists that didn't serve
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not troops plural, no, just the one troop
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Remember Ring Of Fire? Even with spasmodic dysphonia RFK jr was easier on the ears than his co-host
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
no the fight is left and right actually
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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You would be better off telling people to appreciate nature closer to them than do vacations that are always far away, than to tell people that they're bad for getting free range eggs instead of torture eggs. At that point, it's not about climate; it's *about* the nagging.
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
not that charismatic imo
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
did a measle write this
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you think more extrajudicial killings are gonna tamp down opposition you're not a student of OUR history
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I still, to this day, ape his line-read of "well FUCK THAT" whenever I have cause to say it, which it probably goes without saying is frequently
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Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why the hell do you care where Mitch McConnell is? That would be one more vote for Republicans. Shut the fuck up, you stupid motherfucker.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My theory that no good post has ever been made by a white person saying "y'all" is coming in at 100%
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Blue Ribbon PAC @blueribbonpac.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
His wife still is
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you wanna ruin your mood and/or weekend, do what I just did: search this dipshit's account for mentions of "platner"
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah refusing to take no for an answer IS a kind of resolve I guess
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don't forget early aughts Kos-adjacent blogger, guys from that cohort either blossomed into meganormielibs or (bassline) superfreaks
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nope Embedded the video for "You Are Not Alone" but that veered pretty far into imperfect messenger territory
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dammit, you just made me realize that today's Onion would never print "Vote, Voter Wasted"
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not GET to, HAVE to. I need my elected officials to be AT LEAST as dysregulated as I am
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They've been desperate for approval from that cohort for a decade now dude
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
See the reason evidence is hard to come by in this case is that his victim has most likely showered in the past 5 years, unlike you
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John Carpenter's Prince of Clarkeness @likeagrudge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The way he was haranguing female workers no doubt colored my perception but IIRC (and I'm not gonna confirm this, I don't watch or listen to that pile of offal of my own volition) it was just so "POV: you're an abused spouse who burnt the steak"
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