joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 12hHere’s my take on Primetime: I think it’s nice they let Robert Pattinson do all that. Take him off the leash, let him chew the scenery if that’s how he’s feeling about it 3120
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He knew he was putting antler demons in here, right? He knew 170
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Really appreciate Instagram showing me all the posts my mom liked about eg how we should feed the Cornell 7 to the gorillas at the zoo 1120
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The problem here is that you can’t argue this with someone who has produced an ouvre. She’s not riffing on a random topic— she’s written like 50 novels and they’re good, and they’re *not* formulaic. They’re all different. This is unfortunately a “you come for the queen” situation 2190
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The students who absolutely 100% used AI but insist on taking me up on my offer (I have to offer) to meet to discuss the allegations— are they pressure testing my system? There’s far too much of this sort of thing. I have you dead to rights! What are we doing! Why are we doing it! 3200
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you don’t know half the lyrics to Pink Clouding yet you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that 290
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026receiving my annual fresh injection of Taylor Swift narcotics >>> 070
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Powerful drama going on in the u14 boys soccer app chat. One of the parents was upset that the boys didn’t get an after-game snack last Saturday. When it was clarified that they received the snack at halftime, there was a verbal scuffle re: appropriate snack distribution times 4140
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am possibly as stridently anti-death penalty as it’s possible to be which is why it gives me an eye twitch when people try to paint these people as sympathetic. Their hardships are really not the issue here 3120
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Mom I need Tubi so I can watch San Marino. They’re the worst team in the world” 060
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There are people who live for this kind of public indignation opportunity. And today, they are living 4293
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The plan: Show Elizabeth Holmes the “who’s on first” routine 1202
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Where else are they supposed to land if there’s an onboard medical emergency over the North Atlantic? 1141
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just finished grading my online students’ submissions for my most AI-proof assignment. Bloodbath. 2190
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026every other text I receive is basically this, and it’s exhausting 0110
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We play Miami today…we’re cooked…one main reason is that we do *not* have the best soccer player in the world, on our team 130
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Krillion #67 🦐 275 🏮🐟🐟🦑🐟🫧🐟 Was going for no bubbles on this one. Really thought I’d do it 371
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thinking very normal thoughts about my girls u10 soccer team such as “Damn we’ve got a deep bench” and “if Maddy and Addy show up to every game we might be unstoppable” 2100
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Coaching a soccer team is eerily similar to teaching. You spend all this time loading every relevant detail into the app, but this doesn’t stop people from using that very app to message you questions already answered, tidily and in logical fashion, on the app. 180
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well. We’re not a bunch of guys on a boat, is the main thing 290
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026reading a Civil War novel by an Australianstatic.klipy.comLucille Bluth's Suspicious PeekALT: Lucille Bluth's Suspicious Peek 0101
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Being upvoted for saying that calling this vandalism is HOA-brained, but downvoted for a separate reply that says “You know who else left cryptic graffiti…the Manson Family” What do you people want from me 570
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I told my students they can draw pictures as part of their annotations if it helps them think 1151
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Was just doing dishes and suddenly realized the student who seems checked out but turned in surprisingly good in-class writing today also wears glasses with thick black frames 280
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/b... Oh fuck. Oh shit I didn’t know this was comingnytimes.comBook Review: ‘Our Noble Selves,’ by Kate Atkinson (Gift Article)“Our Noble Selves” takes place amid the 1951 Festival of Britain, when a traumatized ex-war reporter and P.O.W. goes from government cog to murder suspect. 020
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everybody seems to want celebs to speak up about their politics but I just read 3 musicians’ Instagram position statements on Israel-Palestine and even the one I agree with is awful 2261
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026English 101 students absorbing the realization that I was not joking about expecting them to get the book, read it, and be quizzed on its contents with all the grace of someone snatched out of bed and tossed into a vat of ice water 2220
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every time I use my crock pot I think about that Super Bowl Sunday 2028 tweet. That’s the power of posts 2130
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I remain convinced that I can come up with a use for this antique walnut pipe stand I got for $10 and that it will be better than this 2110
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026First game of the season, we tied but there was no ref and the other team had like 7 hand balls so 140
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 12/09/20268-year-old asked me “what percent” of girls in her class I think have their periods and referred to Elon Musk as “the guy who’s bad at naming people” Ok that’s enough bon mots off to bed with you! 080
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Antiquing again. Kind of a suggestive inscription on the bottom of this cute little box 230
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Moved the naked ass lady I found at a garage sale into the newly painted toilet room where it looks amazing despite what anyone else thinks 171
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s important to do everything in your power to make gas prices none of your business 170
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Krillion #56 🦐 195 🏮🦑🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧 You know what the problem with this godforsaken bullshit is? There’s no RIGHT ANSWER. There are only OPTIONS and LIKELIHOODS 060
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 08/09/20268-year-old loved Coyote vs. Acme. Said it made her want to watch "that movie where the guy has scissors for hands, what was that called." Anyway she's downstairs watching Beetlejuice now. 1171
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Prompt: Circle words you don't know, and write the definitions Students: Circle words I don't know, got it Prompt: Circle them AND write the definitions Students: Circle the words AND do nothing else besides circle them, like I said I got it 080
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How moms go MAHA is the real question here, because if you know how they go MAHA you know how to deal with them. And it isn’t because doctors talked down to them. It’s the same reasons anyone gets into conspiracy theories: boredom, aimlessness, arrogance, prejudice 1047172
joanna @nutsandgum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026www.reddit.com/r/LittleFree... I don’t know how much action a typical post on r/littlefreelibrary gets but this small publisher’s account of receiving backlash for compulsively stuffing Portland-area LFLs with his overstock has to be up there, reply-wisereddit.comFrom the LittleFreeLibrary community on Reddit: "Book bombing?"Explore this post and more from the LittleFreeLibrary community 130
