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Jane Doe

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
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I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.

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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1h
It depends for me. If the plan is to try something new together and that’s like the activity, that can be fun. If I’m trying to slop something on to a plate after a long day or cook an important meal, it’s not time to be cute. Gtfo. Context matters
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1h
In their natural state the shoes will multiply and spread; taking over the entire house.
Several pairs of shoes scattered across the floor
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 12h
SUCH A DICK
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h
I always thought it would be fun to let teams collect a player or two from the teams they defeat in each round to help them through. I like this idea too.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h
I always feel bad for the kids of parents who say stuff like that. They act like their kids are such a burden they can't wait to tell random strangers about it. My kids could be assholes sometimes but I never felt "I should use you to warn others" about it.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h
I need a FAVOR DAVES tshirt.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 14h
my back and hip hurt and I'm either going to die or get high and have some ice cream about it.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 19h
I would argue it’s a very conscious cover up
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The one thing that's going to trip up these assholes is not their dedication to evil, but their need to go on TV and play the victim. It's irritating to so many people.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck 'em both.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bitch, I'm very well, on my shit as you could tell
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want to get high, get snacks, and watch I Love the 70s/80s/90s in bed. Is that so wrong?
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September was our biggest month in terms of traffic generated from @bsky.app by almost double. Thank you, Bluesky, the Official App of Sports.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky season smells nice
A jarred candle from Effing Candle Co in the scent “Witchy Shit” on my desk in front of a green speaker, my monitor, and a tiny 15 year old picture of my son.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure I can forgive Boston for letting the Yankees win. Complete abdication of responsibility.
Updated after wildcard round 

Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social • 2d
My almost entirely vibes based postseason predictions
WC
Red Sox over Yankees - crosses out due to miss
White Sox over Astros
Padres over Cubs
Phillies over Braves •
DS
Rays over Red Sox (with Red Sox crossed out) Yankees
White Sox over Guardians
Brewers over Padres Phillies over Dodgers
CS
White Sox over Rays
Brewers over Phillies
WS
Brewers over White Sox
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You have to. It would be weird if you didn't.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I took a screenshot. I'm pretty sure that makes it legally binding. I got you.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for:
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Steve Harvey: YEA I SAID IT
ALT: Steve Harvey: YEA I SAID IT
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booo. Stupid surveys
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My tummy hurts but I have to be a grown up today anyway.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The chop is why you should lose.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moose likes solo walks the best
A brown dog with a pink harness and blue leash walking down the sidewalk toward a pretty weeping willow
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooh, yeah I hate that.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Increasing karate chop intensity for multiple offenses or flagrant displays?
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It never stopped following Phil.
Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal chastising Andy Dick as Matthew Brock for being Andy Dick with a goofy ball during S2E2 Goofy Ball of  NewsRadio
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m also sadly too poor. They’re doing The Marriage of Figaro in November, too.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 90s were the renaissance of parody commercials on snl youtu.be/hL4b0Pc1xIs?...
youtu.be
Cluckin Chicken - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
13 years ago today Yuniesky Betancourt played his last game of major league baseball with the Milwaukee Brewers, squashing Dayton Moore's dreams of acquiring him a third time.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where are you going, my beautiful friend?
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fucking desponded
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My almost entirely vibes based postseason predictions WC Red Sox over Yankees White Sox over Astros Padres over Cubs Phillies over Braves DS Rays over Red Sox White Sox over Guardians Brewers over Padres Phillies over Dodgers CS White Sox over Rays Brewers over Phillies WS Brewers over White Sox
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I buy feminine hygiene products I have a moment of freaking out bc of their pricing(10.99 bc I bought them at local grocer for 36 tampax-ON SALE) and so I come here to suggest donating these products to local food pantries.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO!
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to a baseball game and had tamales for dinner with friends. So I basically sat with some intermittent walking. I shouldn't be THIS fragile.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did nothing strenuous yesterday so my hips and back should not be this angry at me this morning.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is nice.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's better with baseball, but yes, it is good.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, I'm really bummed that baseball season is over.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It makes me mad how long it took me to learn this.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE'RE #1 🎉
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When Mariah broke the record, the media was different. You literally couldn't escape the song. It's not a cultural statement to be surprised that a song can break a record without the same level of saturation.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is such a weird take from Rolling Stone when news coverage is so fragmented that it has literally become something the news reports on, and most people consume music through heavily curated streaming services.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really?! Way back in the early days of cable we got one of the movie channels for a couple of days to entice us to sign up and they played Amadeus a few times and I was hooked. it’s so beautiful, magical, and tragic in a way that’s always captivated me.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jake is saying the rain is picking up in Kansas City. This could greatly affect the #Royals as they try to win one of the final two games to reach a season win total of 😎 69
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amadeus.
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Jane Doe @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just accidentally discovered that one of my all-time favorite movies is playing at my favorite theater on my birthday. Sometimes a couple of things don't suck.
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
Musk
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